Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[SteelPlatedHeart]

What's this smug fucker going to do when Twitter goes bankrupt or gets bought by people that aren't his lackeys?

 

[Cynical]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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Does she think that heart is threatening or what?

 

[Count groudon]

On the topic of gently suggesting stuff, I forgot that I had 2 deleted tweets. Thanks for reminding me lol.

Some poor cuck was arguing with Wu about the Blizzard Overwatch Ass Shaking stuff. Wu, as always, burned the tweets fast.

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Nothing makes me happier than seeing someone stand their ground. way to fucking go Sean!

 

[Coldgrip]

Revolution 60 coming out on April 1st would be the most appropriate release date ever

"Revolution 60 is on steam!'

"If you're going to try to prank me at least make it believable"

Sadly I can see John doing exactly that because he'll think he's being clever and funny and because it would be a very, very, very easy way to score some cheap pity points.

"I told everybody I'd release it soon and nobody believed me!! It's all because I'm a True and Honest Wuman that dudebros are afraid of but secretly want!!!<3"

 

[Eli Whitney]

OPTIMISTIC

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I've never seen a MacBook Pro so filthy

 

[Accel_Rider]

The 1st of April is pretty much perfect for that joke of a game

 

[Jaimas]

Well that depends on whether or not Brianna Wu has a driver's license.

Think about it, she poses with that lipstick crotch rocket she bought with Patreon money, but we've never seen her actually drive the damn thing. We've never seen her drive anywhere, and when was the last time she talked about being in a car? At this point I have to wonder if she even has a license, which would account for the Passport as that's the only way the TSA will let her through security.

....She's always talked about traveling via Cab or Plane or Limo.

Holy shit.

I think I have some digging to do.

 

[facepalm]

She lives in a big city and has her "office" at home. She probably has no need for a drivers license.

 

[Furina]

....She's always talked about traveling via Cab or Plane or Limo.

Holy shit.

I think I have some digging to do.

You don't need a license to ride a motorbike?

 

[XH 502]

You don't need a license to ride a motorbike?

Not only do you need one, you need special certification. It's nothing major, but you can't legally ride a motorcycle with your run-of-the-mill driver's license.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

You don't need a license to ride a motorbike?

In most states, you need a license that specifically indicates that you have taken and passed written and on-street tests covering the safe operation of a motorcycle.

In Massachusetts, according to the DMV website, "a Class M permit, Class M License, or Class M endorsement is required to operate a motorcycle." If Flynt/Wu is actually riding her little scooter around town, I'd say the chances are good to excellent that he hasn't bothered to get the correct license or endorsement. Laws -- much like simple human decency and common courtesy -- are for the little people.

 

[soliloquyR]

OPTIMISTIC

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TWO THINGS.
Wu's almost fucked himself out of excuses!

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Slapping armor pads on your Sonichu named "Holiday" doesn't make you any less hypocritical.

Make fun of John Flynt on the Internet? YOU ARE HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER.

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"Gently suggest"
If by that, you mean tweeting walls of bullshit, then you must be the gentlest suggester around!

So much is wrong with this series of tweets. Starting with having had "playtesters" for Abortion60 to "white ppl dun' decide was racis!"

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Lol, look at those white people! Glad you're not white, right, Wu?

 

[Furina]

In most states, you need a license that specifically indicates that you have taken and passed written and on-street tests covering the safe operation of a motorcycle.

In Massachusetts, according to the DMV website, "a Class M permit, Class M License, or Class M endorsement is required to operate a motorcycle." If Flynt/Wu is actually riding her little scooter around town, I'd say the chances are good to excellent that he hasn't bothered to get the correct license or endorsement. Laws -- much like simple human decency and common courtesy -- are for the little people.

But how did Wu manage to even buy the thing without proving she's qualified? Unless she bought it second-hand, wouldn't the dealership have asked her to provide a driver's license?

 

[XH 502]

But how did Wu manage to even buy the thing without proving she's qualified? Unless she bought it second-hand, wouldn't the dealership have asked her to provide a driver's license?

Either she bought it second hand (as you said) or someone acted as a go-between. There's no evidence that the motorcycle has ever been used for vehicular purposes. Its sole function in life has been to act as a "cool" prop for PR photos and as a physical manifestation of one of Brianna's fantasies. Riding the motorcycle is not important, what's important is that she owns it. So if she's not going to ride it then it doesn't matter who it's legally registered to because the bike is destined to be covered in a thick layer of dust like the rest of Wu's possessions.

 

[Mellorine]

But how did Wu manage to even buy the thing without proving she's qualified? Unless she bought it second-hand, wouldn't the dealership have asked her to provide a driver's license?

It wouldn't necessarily come up if she paid cash and thus didn't have to show ID for financing, and the dealer only cares about registration and insurance if you plan to drive your purchase off the lot. It's not terribly unusual to have a motorbike trucked home, especially for a brand new one you're claiming you'll be using to race on a track, so there's a decent chance she could have bought it and gotten it to her "office" unquestioned.

 

[Jaimas]

So, a public data check confirms that Brianna Wu is John Flynt.

 

[XH 502]

So, a public data check confirms that Brianna Wu is John Flynt.

Let the games begin.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The only time I've heard mention of Wu driving something was when people were talking about their college days and mentioned Wu as the creepy guy who drove a moped.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

But how did Wu manage to even buy the thing without proving she's qualified? Unless she bought it second-hand, wouldn't the dealership have asked her to provide a driver's license?

In the U.S., you don't need a driver's license to purchase or own a vehicle, just to drive in on public roads. If Flynt/Wu lived on a ranch, for example, he could -- without a license -- legally operate any vehicle as long as he stayed on private property.