Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Splendid]

Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

Hi Brianna!

 

[c-no]

They were realistic.

That would be most accurate. Jan did say the characters were based on people he and Rob encountered in real life.

 

[JU 199]

We thought the ride had ended.
We were wrong.
Wu was wrong.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Can I just say how awesome it was to see Tyce and Jace on screen even if just for a moment?

I miss Deagle Nation.

 

[AnOminous]

They were realistic.

They were heterosexual and realistic.

 

[OldDayz]

I can't stop laughing about Jace screaming about his crashed Prius and Brianna thinking he was legit. Never gets old.

 

[zedkissed60]

GaymerX finally posted vid of John and Miguel's "Gaming While Tranny" talk.

John monopolizes the first seven minutes, faking sadness about "Evelyn" again and claiming he's had 9 tranny "friends" commit suicide. Miguel ends up openly playing with his phone out of boredom and annoyance.

Be prepared for an endless stream of snarl-tics.

 

[Skeletor]

Deagle Nation is still real to me.

 

[AnOminous]

Deagle Nation is still real to me.

Deagle Nation is more real than anything Wu claims about its life.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

"We're in crunch-mode at my company."

 

[Cosmos]

The Internet Ruined My Life: Brianna Wu Edition (missed the first few seconds)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jBBQ7MFx9RA

I couldn't get over seeing Brianna wearing makeup. Given how she's usually aggressively trying to be unattractive (remember the "THIS IS A HIT PIECE" interview, where she looks like she just rolled out of bed?) it was kind of shocking.

Regarding the actual content, I actually laughed out loud at this part:

Brianna: This is the Tweet that ruined my life:

Brianna: Within minutes of posting that, GamerGate started countering this meme with thousands and thousands of their own, some of them threatening me with violence.
*cut to reenactment scene*

Brianna: It was things like "Brianna Wu, talk shit, get hit"

Brianna: It was truly scary to see them targeting me like this.

That's the example she chose? Really. Holy shit, even an elderly person who's completely out of touch, doesn't know how2computer, and falls for obvious scaremongering like this would know that being sent fucking image macros really isn't a big deal. And since when has "talk shit, get hit" ever been a legitimate threat?

I'm gonna try to power through the rest of this.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Now:
537 patrons
$2,142 per month

*1930s Announcer Voice*
Yes, dear ladies and gentlemen, this episode has surely moved the hearts of the people who have watched it!
Masses of one person are rushing to the computer to pledge money to Brianna Wu!
And it is not only one dollar, but two! Yes you heard that right: Two entire dollar!
Now Brianna Wu can afford one additional burger, every other week!

*1930s announcer voice*
A striking new development hits the streets!
Brianna Wu's Patreon is taking off to the skyes!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard right, the impossible happened!
A wave of sympathy and good will is washing around our small globe!
And it is rushing right towards the Wu household!
It seems the heart-wrenching story has not only watered eyes but also Brianna Wu's patreon!
Another person has donated the humongous amount of two entire dollars!
Already the masses are asking what Brianna Wu is going to put all those wonderful hamburgers!

 

[Francis York Morgan]

All those times I suggested she try applying make-up before public appearances? I take it back. I was wrong. It's like the make-up accentuates how unnatural her facial expressions are.

 

[chimpburgers]

I couldn't get over seeing Brianna wearing makeup. Given how she's usually aggressivelytrying to be unattractive (remember the "THIS IS A HIT PIECE" interview, where she looks like she just rolled out of bed?) it was kind of shocking.

Regarding the actual content, I actually laughed out loud at this part:

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Brianna: This is the Tweet that ruined my life:

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Brianna: Within minutes of posting that, GamerGate started countering this meme with thousands and thousands of their own, some of them threatening me with violence.
*cut to reenactment scene*

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Brianna: It was things like "Brianna Wu, talk shit, get hit"

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Brianna: It was truly scary to see them targeting me like this.

That's the example she chose? Really. Holy shit, even an elderly person who's completely out of touch, doesn't know how2computer, and falls for obvious scaremongering like this would know that being sent fucking image macros really isn't a big deal. And since when has "talk shit, get hit" ever been a legitimate threat?

I'm gonna try to power through the rest of this.

A normal person would have just laughed it off and understood this from the beginning but because this is Wu we're talking about, she totally had to blow it out of proportion to satisfy her own idiotic ego.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

All those times I suggested she try applying make-up before public appearances? I take it back. I was wrong. It's like the make-up accentuates how unnatural her facial expressions are.

It's like a cross between a shitty funeral home make up job and a children's beauty pageant.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

 

[Ronald Crump]

Is her face swollen or is her mouth really tiny?

 

[anephric]

The internet ruined Wu's life? But Wu ruined the Internet! When will the truth come out? : XFiles Theme Music :

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

The Internet Ruined My Life: Brianna Wu Edition (missed the first few seconds)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jBBQ7MFx9RA

I have to admit I was a bit disappointed Jace's Semper Fidelion knife and the dank swordz didn't make an appearance.

Semper fidelis to all are armed @Puppet Pal Clem

I think one of my favorite parts was Jace's "streetracing" accident where the subtitle for the entire tirade was [unintelligible]

 

[GetShrekt]

I'll admit, I joined Kiwi Farms a bit too late to know or care about Deagle Nation (definitely plan to read up on them though!) but there's one solution to the "Internet ruining your life."

See that little button? The one circled in red?

Press it. Press it and hold it. It's that easy.