Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Ravana]

It looks worse than their first attempt.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Why horribly shoop your face but not care, even though it's an easy edit, that your body has zero curves to it?

She likes to believe that she has a runway model body, but it's really just a lanky old man one.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Wu's jaw in that photoshoop is a flat line..No-one's jaw is naturally like that, so I'm not sure how Wu thought that would fly

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

I think she was trying to go for this look

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

What's the point of shooping his face? Does he really think people at his talks irl won't notice?

I like to assumee that Wu didn't photoshop it herself but rather the people at the event got the picture to use in promotions and they tried to make her look human. It didn't work.

 

[Teeter]

iDev conference, the picture shows up in this marketing video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GWiYCXdbmS8

Haha, those blown out eyes reminded me of something and I couldn't resist just breaking out the photoshop

 

[That's A Rapp]

Not sure if this is new content or not...it appears to be a publicity photo for her being the keyntoe speaker at the 360|iDev conference, the picture shows up in this marketing video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GWiYCXdbmS8
Here is her keynote: https://vimeo.com

Wu looks exactly like John Flynt in drag.

 

[Jaimas]

Haha, those blown out eyes reminded me of something and I couldn't resist just breaking out the photoshop

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Nothing makes things sillier like some strategically-arranged googly-eyes.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Reminds me of Yvette from The Oblongs.

 

[deadcowcultist]

are there any photos of him wearing heels?
because look at the way he moves, there is nothing feminine at all about it.
just imagine that for a second, John wearing high heels trying to walk "femininely"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

are there any photos of him wearing heels?
because look at the way he moves, there is nothing feminine at all about it.
just imagine that for a second, John wearing high heels trying to walk "femininely"

I feel like you'd need video of that, not just a photo.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Not sure if this is new content or not...it appears to be a publicity photo for her being the keyntoe speaker at the 360|iDev conference, the picture shows up in this marketing video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GWiYCXdbmS8
Here is her keynote: https://vimeo.com

The tics, the snarls, even the way BriBri moves on stage...
It's really like some skinwalker doing a pisspoor job.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

The Patreon bleed continues. How low will it go this month?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I still don't understand why some people consider Wu to be a tech spokesman considering he only made one indie game and it sucked balls.

 

[captn_kettle]

are there any photos of him wearing heels?
because look at the way he moves, there is nothing feminine at all about it.
just imagine that for a second, John wearing high heels trying to walk "femininely"

 

[tepid]

I like to assumee that Wu didn't photoshop it herself but rather the people at the event got the picture to use in promotions and they tried to make her look human. It didn't work.

looks more like someones followed an F2M photoshop tutorial tbh

 

[_blank_]

So in a couple of days, Mirror's Edge Catalyst launches.

I suspect Wu to weigh in/ comment on the game as follows:

• Will laud the fact that the main protagonist is a woman, but then dismiss her because she doesn't seem to be a lesbian.
• Preliminary impressions are saying the story is lackluster, but Wu being the expert of character development, will say the story is amazing.
• She will be pissed off that Faith reports to a dang dirty male and somehow explain how this causes the further pushes women back down.
  
• Expect at least one tirade about her wanting red parkour shoes like Faith and somehow prove she doesn't even know how shoes even work.
  
• We will then learn that Wu has extensive experience as a parkour expert and runs a parkour troupe in Boston.
• She will belittle her husband for not jumping off of tall buildings.
• Will spend at most six hours playing the game before going back to her pay-to-win garbage.

 

[Kosher Dill]

We will then learn that Wu has extensive experience as a parkour expert and runs a parkour troupe in Boston.

Along with Splat the Parkour Dog?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Johnny Boy looks like Marilyn Manson in that image.

 

[Luigi]

She will belittle her husband for not jumping off of tall buildings.

Spoiler: This sounds great