💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Lurka Derka]

Update from TMZ ARTICLE: It appears Bam beat the shit out of Jesse because he yelled at him for pissing in the kitcken sink, threatened to put a bullet in his head and kill everyone in the house; Jesse + Phil + 2 women. Then ran off into the woods.

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Bam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family

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Bam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family

Bam Margera is a wanted man in Pennsylvania on a slew of criminal charges -- this after cops say he got into an altercation ... and made a getaway into the woods.

www.tmz.com

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

BAM ON THE LAM! I really appreciate Bam being such a lolcow, KingCobraJFS has been so boring lately. He entertained me as a young man and now in middle age. Thank you for your service Bamtard.

 

[Nointey]

Update from TMZ ARTICLE: It appears Bam beat the shit out of Jesse, threatened to put a bullet in his head and kill everyone in the house; Jesse +Phil + 2 women

Bam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family

archived 24 Apr 2023 16:44:22 UTC

archive.ph

Bam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family

Bam Margera is a wanted man in Pennsylvania on a slew of criminal charges -- this after cops say he got into an altercation ... and made a getaway into the woods.

www.tmz.com

>"Bam fled into the woods behind their house after this"
It appears that Bam is trying to become the real-life Slenderman, with the only difference being that he is very much far from being "Slender"

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

ETA: It’s “Castle Bam” but the parents don’t live far from there. Id guess Castle Bam is now owned by Ape and Phil, they either took over the mortgage or “bought it” from Bam. I know Ape was trying to rehab the place so it could be rented out for events or Airbnb but I think complaints from the neighbors sunk that idea. You got the feeling that the property was a money sink and they were trying to figure out a way to get it to earn some revenue out of it. Bam also owned a rental property in CA but I’ve haven’t seen any indication he’s stayed in it the last few years he’s hobo’ed around LA. I’d guess Ape and Phil took it on as a liability for Bam too.

Bam fucked any hope of making money off of that place when he decided to turn it into some kind of teenage boy's HIM museum and then abandon it. Unless they pay to completely remodel it and sell it, but even then the cost of that would be insane.

 

[Wesker]

Prison arc here we come.

Pennsylvania State Police issue arrest warrant for Bam Margera

Bam Margera is on the run. Pennsylvania State Police have issued an arrest warrant after the former 'Jackass' star reportedly fled into the woods following an alleged physical confrontation.

ew.com

 

[AskeDead]

well if they find him that probably ends the bam saga huh. he's either in prison for awhile or dying in the woods.

 

[Wesker]

well if they find him that probably ends the bam saga huh. he's either in prison for awhile or dying in the woods.

Either is hilarious. But I really doubt this spoiled faggot will ever see any time.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Bam fucked any hope of making money off of that place when he decided to turn it into some kind of teenage boy's HIM museum and then abandon it. Unless they pay to completely remodel it and sell it, but even then the cost of that would be insane.

You can google it but there were stories about its remodel and rehab in 2018. Bam threw some huge party in it right before the renovations were to start and really pissed off all the neighbors. April dis clean up and revamped the house, while still keeping some of the Bam-centric stuff from the MTV era. There were some photos showing the house after some work was put in. She sunk a bunch of money into but the neighbors teamed up to stop her from being able to rent it out. After years of putting up with Bam’s nonsense they were not going to let it continued under rental or Airbnb auspices.

I do wonder if he returned to PA to try and live in the house. He might have run out of options in LA so figured he’d go back to his castle. Unless the house has been used or occupied by Jess I figure it’s not in very habitable condition.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

You can google it but there were stories about its remodel and rehab in 2018. Bam threw some huge party in it right before the renovations were to start and really pissed off all the neighbors. April dis clean up and revamped the house, while still keeping some of the Bam-centric stuff from the MTV era. There were some photos showing the house after some work was put in. She sunk a bunch of money into but the neighbors teamed up to stop her from being able to rent it out. After years of putting up with Bam’s nonsense they were not going to let it continued under rental or Airbnb auspices.

I do wonder if he returned to PA to try and live in the house. He might have run out of options in LA so figured he’d go back to his castle. Unless the house has been used or occupied by Jess I figure it’s not in very habitable condition.

I wasn't aware of the remodel. I know he once mentioned moving back but it was hard to live there since it was quiet and empty. Makes sense, it's like if you had to move back into the place you lived in when you were 20 only you're 40 and you're just reminded all the time about how 'fun' things were before.

 

[Wesker]

What a cringe mcmansion.

 

[Carlos Thin]

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Holy shit, is that actually a framed picture of HIM?

 

[CowPox]

Bam, what a fag!

 

[TheTourist]

Holy shit, is that actually a framed picture of HIM?

You're not out of line for wishing the worst on a person who keeps large glamour shots of themselves in their house on display.

 

[AskeDead]

i thought castle bam looked so fucking cool when i was 14 lmfao

 

[Wesker]

When I was looking up his cringe dump of a home, I came across this. Viva La Bam 2003.


Amazing how incredible he looks 20 years later.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

100 chicken tendies on Bam has offed himself in the woods.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I wasn't aware of the remodel. I know he once mentioned moving back but it was hard to live there since it was quiet and empty. Makes sense, it's like if you had to move back into the place you lived in when you were 20 only you're 40 and you're just reminded all the time about how 'fun' things were before.

Only because he's a retard. With his money he could have transformed that house into an awesome place to live for his family, but he didn't want that, he wanted it to remain forever 2002. He didn’t want to sell it, he didn’t want to live in it and he didn’t want to change it. He just decided to move and leave it to rot rather than make an adult decision. So his mom tried to tidy it up, put in some new lighting and upholstery, but kept the terrible teenage metal head dream mansion style and milk his glory days. Her hope was it would at least offset the taxes and basic upkeep if they could rent it out on Airbnb.

I don't think there were enough old fans out there interested in renting out the house to keep in the red for more than a year or two. It would appeal to a demographic that would only be interested in renting it to have hellacious parties anyway, which is terrible for a rental space surrounded by rich neighbors who want peace and quiet.

What a cringe mcmansion.

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The house was listed on the market last year, not sure if it still is. The hilarious part is they use. photos from the house pre-Bam, how it looked in 2004 right before he bought it.

435 Hickory Hill Rd, West Chester, PA 19382 - 5 beds/3 baths

(BRIGHT MLS) 5 beds, 3 baths, 4200 sq. ft. house located at 435 Hickory Hill Rd, West Chester, PA 19382 sold for $1,195,000 on Jan 30, 2004. MLS# 1003506501. Sophisticated & Unique House In Beautiful Quie...

www.redfin.com

It went from French Prov country cringe to teenage goth metal head cringe. This house has been cursed with two owners with terrible taste but anything is better than living in a house that was decorated by a nu-metal goth boy in 2005.

 

[Wesker]

Only because he's a retard. With his money he could have transformed that house into an awesome place to live for his family, but he didn't want that, he wanted it to remain forever 2002. Instead they just tried to tidy it up, put in some new lighting and upholstery, but kept the terrible teenage metal head dream mansion style and milk his glory days. I don't think there were enough old fans out there interested in renting out the house to keep in the red for more than a year or two. It would appeal to a demographic that would only be interested in renting it to have hellacious parties anyway, which is terrible for a rental space surrounded by rich neighbors who want peace and quiet.


The house was listed on the market last year, not sure if it still is. The hilarious part is they use. photos from the house pre-Bam, how it looked in 2004 right before he bought it.

435 Hickory Hill Rd, West Chester, PA 19382 - 5 beds/3 baths

(BRIGHT MLS) 5 beds, 3 baths, 4200 sq. ft. house located at 435 Hickory Hill Rd, West Chester, PA 19382 sold for $1,195,000 on Jan 30, 2004. MLS# 1003506501. Sophisticated & Unique House In Beautiful Quie...

www.redfin.com

It went from French Prov country cringe to teenage goth metal head cringe. This house has been cursed with two owners with terrible taste but anything is better than living in a house that was decorated by a nu-metal goth boy in 2005.

A million five to live in the home of a gen x goth faggot who probably shit, pissed and came everywhere.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Holy shit, is that actually a framed picture of HIM?

Looks like two pictures. One over the fireplace and one above the steps to the pirate bar.

You're not out of line for wishing the worst on a person who keeps large glamour shots of themselves in their house on display.

HIM was an emo metal band that was moderately popular in the mid 2000s. The framed pictures he has up are of the band. That's also where the pentagram/heart mashup comes from. It was their band logo and Bam got it tattooed on his body at least once.

 

[TheTourist]

HIM was an emo metal band that was moderately popular in the mid 2000s. The framed pictures he has up are of the band. That's also where the pentagram/heart mashup comes from. It was their band logo and Bam got it tattooed on his body at least once.

Aye. thanks for the correction.