blueberry lemonade - livestream 9/2/2021

[Turd Fergusson]

I love the idea that she was dumped while live but I'm not sure why Wipey would do it if she's still in the apartment. With someone like Amber it'd surely be far better to wait until you are home, say it didn't really work out via a message and leave the mess to Ambers pre-existing employee to deal with.

Unless she was at the airport and texted her, I do not think that she would break her right then. However, it could be as simple as Wifey not wanting to go to a restaurant or ordering in. It does not take much to set Amber off.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Well if Winifred is leaving today or this weekend then I gotta give them credit. For a long while most people honestly thought she was fake and that Amber was making up some brand new relationship just to get Becky jealous. Or was a troll. But not only was Winifred real, but actually had the balls to come visit Amberlynn and not show her (their??) face on video despite the temptation to do so. If winifred bounces and never talks to Amber again and never gets doxxed then she would be one of the greatest mysterious to occur in Amberlynn's life like Wasabi or what really had caused Amber and Becky to move away from Eric and Rick.

 

[Kitsunehime]

maybe Wasabi is feeling uncompfy too with a Stranger in the House...
my Cats always hide when someone have to come to my Home...
what rubs me very wrong is the Way how Twinkie act towards Wipey...almost make u think
that Wipes wasn t nice to the lil Sausage when they went for walks O.o

 

[Strong Tomato]

maybe Wasabi is feeling uncompfy too with a Stranger in the House...
my Cats always hide when someone have to come to my Home...

Came here to say this. No one that lives outside of my home has ever seen my cats longer than like a minute because they’re so terrified of other people. So they hide. They run and hide when someone knocks at the door.

I’m pretty sure Wasabi is fine and I’m already getting MATI bc people freaking out over another one of her pets. She isn’t abusing her animals. It’s literally a waste of your fucking time screeching WHERES WASABIIIIII all the time.

and even if she did get rid of Wasabi, wouldn’t that be a good thing for all of you people SO concerned over her pets?

 

[dfranki723]

It wouldn't be a good thing because the stupid bitch would probably leave any of them at a kill shelter. Well, she'd have whoever is wiping her arse do it for her.

The animals are the only living beings in Fatty's circle that are deserving of consideration.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I love the idea that she was dumped while live but I'm not sure why Wipey would do it if she's still in the apartment. With someone like Amber it'd surely be far better to wait until you are home, say it didn't really work out via a message and leave the mess to Ambers pre-existing employee to deal with.

Leave the letter of notice on the desk while the boss is out and never darken their doors again. Last time I was in a job where they knew I was leaving it was shit, you don't want to be treated like a mug so you keep the last bit of dignity you have. Winifred has potentially got off totally free from Amber and never being officially doxed. Amber is the sort of vindictive cunt who would spin the camera around and display Winifreds face to the world. Or call her out by her first name, as she has almost done by accident a couple of times already.

Amber was repeatedly looking to her right toward where the front door is = almost expectantly and yet slightly annoyed - Did Wifey go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back?

I love a good conspiracy even if it is a stretch and obviously bollox -

I have a sad an empty life that is only made better laughing at the misery of other kunts

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I am sorry but why is Hamber suddenly acting like she is Anthony Bourdain with all this travel shit?

 

[hourglass figure]

Hahahaha clock me if late (thread isn’t loading properly) but the reason why amber cracked it was hilarious. They had both been rereading questions the other had already, amber said we need to listen to each other.

amber reads out the ”if you can walk vlog it” question and goes on about how people pick apart her body so she has made it where you can’t see it anymore, fuck you fatphobic hater” then two minutes later Becky reads the exact same question and said she is happy to vlog amber if she wants to do it.

Que ambers meltdown

 

[DCMediaSped]

Unless she was at the airport and texted her, I do not think that she would break her right then. However, it could be as simple as Wifey not wanting to go to a restaurant or ordering in. It does not take much to set Amber off.

I really think Amber was tantruming because the attention was completely off of her and Becky isn't giving in to her shit anymore.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I really think Amber was tantruming because the attention was completely off of her and Becky isn't giving in to her shit anymore.

I sense a disturbance in the Hamber gravitaional force. I predict an ER give me asspats visit in the immediate future.

Slappy predict.

 

[Make Believe]

Regarding wipey dumping her on live;

I thought, if that’s really the case, hambo would have removed ‘taken’ from her ig. Ready for a new potential wiper asap. So I checked and it’a still there. However she posted a new pic with massive cleavage. And comments are turned on. Thrist trap for new wipers? Hmm…………..

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Becky is loving the attention. She’s a POS fucking grifter who will tease the tea for months just to build her channel.

I hope Wipey is gone for good. This chapter of Amberlynn needs to end because it’s still boring AF.

Show those layggs fatty.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Amber was miserable as sin throughout the entire stream - not one girly giggle - not one cackle

she repeatedly looked to the entrance hall as if waiting for someone to walk in - someone who never came

then at around the 40 min mark she started texting frantically - the classic 'where are you, who are you with' exchange

she lost total interest in the stream chat and was engrossed in texting with a face where her downward frowning lips almost went full circle and then she began to tear up whilst making vague sound feigning interest in what Becky was saying and then she had a full on sob fest -

Amber has never been genuinely upset by any negative or mean spirited comments she has received in all the years she has been on You Tube.....

something in the text exchange set her off and she never got over it

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I was watching yaba's stream about the cry, and for a few minutes before she was frantically texting someone, totally ignoring Becky and chat (so much for listening to each other, she never listens to Becky.) They also made it clear they were going somewhere together, so it could have been to the airport to drop wipey off?

Don't think Amber would willing leave the house unless it was for food and she can't stuff her face right now because she is trying to make wipey think she isn't rental couch bound.
I don't know why she started crying, but maybe a combo of many things?

Re: kids. I agree with @StrawberryDouche she doesn't want kids, she wants a daughter, one she can dress up and play with, form her into a mini alr. She doesn't want a child to love, she wants a child to love her (her words.) She wants to be stopped in the store by strangers to tell her how cute her baby is. She wants the attention having a baby would bring, but not the work.

Edit. Word corrections. Posted this before I finished somehow.

 

[Xenomorph]

I was watching yaba's stream about the cry, and for a few minutes before she was frantically texting someone, totally ignoring Becky and chat (so much for listening to each other, she never listens to Becky.) They also made it clear they were going somewhere together, so it could have been to the airport to drop wipey off?

Don't think Amber would willing leave the house unless it was for food and she can't stuff her face right now because she is trying to make wipey think she isn't rental couch bound.
I don't know why she started crying, but maybe a combo of many things?

Re: kids. I agree with @StrawberryDoucheaa
awant a daughter, one she can dress up and play with, form her into a mini alr. She doesn't want a child to love, she wants a child to love her (her words.) She wants to be stopped in the store by strangers to tell her how cute her baby is. She wants the attention having a baby would bring, but not the work.

Interesting she even thought she could get a frozen pop and a turkey baster long enough up there when she can’t touch her own cunt, fucking womb when it was in as hungry as her mouth is, two greedy maws hungry for consumption . Fucking shit would wind up sucking the applicator inside and out would come a homunculus with a down-turned mouth opening and bullfrog head/neck

also yaba dabba cavewoman looks like corky from life goes on mated with a Brillo pad, bitch with her cave,an ass forehead and Down syndrome eye spacing should really be watching her kids and learn how to comb her mop and tame her bush.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I am sorry but why is Hamber suddenly acting like she is Anthony Bourdain with all this travel shit?

Yes, I'm dyeeeeeen to know where it was she wanted to go that's a 3 hour drive that Becky didn't want see. They've already been to Gatlinburg. Could it be Dollywood? There's nothing for her to do there and I doubt she even knows who Dolly Parton even is beyond Miley Cyrus' godmother. Can't be any of the mountain rollercoasters, she can't fit, can't' be Mammoth Caves, too much walking, and she probably can't fit in a cave. She might be able to fit in the St. Louis Arch if she went up by herself... Becky had mentioned the moonbow at Cumberland Falls but she didn't seem to give a shit...Museums are too boring and too much walking, Lincoln's birth home (who? the political guy?) yeah, no way.

The only thing that seems even remotely up her alley would maybe be the moonshine factory at Pigeon Forge because they give out samples and she's such a lightweight, or perhaps Paula Deen's restaurant because it is family-style all-you-can eat.

What do y'all think? Here's a list of sights within a 3-hour drive.

3 hours from Lexington-Fayette

Find cities within a 3 hours radius of me in Lexington-Fayette and look for places to visit within a 3 hours drive.

withinhours.com

 

[Xenomorph]

Nah was the outlet mall, amber aint that deep

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Nah was the outlet mall, amber aint that deep

You're right, either that or the Louis Vuitton store in TN. Fucking purses.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Wipey is in it for the long haul because Wipey is pulling a long con. He traveled to Kentucky. That's in for a penny, in for six hundred pounds.

Amber has made it clear that this guy is into domination. He will go home and make periodic visits when his paypig starts to try to slip her collar.

He really does have her by the ankle balls.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Jesus fuck.
Trying to get into this site yesterday, and today, is like getting Hambeast into a weight loss program - not happening/ straight back out again.

I agree with what many have said here. Amber was clearly in no mood to go live, as usual, love that for her. The 'fatphobia' and Becky love fest in the chat was definitely wearing Amber down. After explaining why she doesn't vlog, 'you guyzz are meanies about my weight/limbs/mobility', and assuring us that she actually has the stamina of an olympian re: mailbox sprints, she withdrew completely, ignoring the chat and Becky, and as others have said, she seemed to be texting on her phone presumably to wifey. I get the impression wifey has been taken Amber at her word - that Amber actually wants to lose weight, and will work to do so - when we all know that's window dressing. Amber's all for weight loss, it's a lovely idea. She'll happily lose weight - as long as she can eat everything she wants, and enough to make her feel nearly sick, she's so full, and never having to move off the couch.
My theory is Amber found the live particularly stressful, and texted to ask for take out, which I'm pretty sure wifey has been denying her. Being told no left her on the verge of tears, and seemed to leave her speechless.
Becky 'Why did you go all quiet?'
Amber 'I was, uh... (points to phone, doesn't say anything)
Here's the preamble to her meltdown -

Becky read out this question -
'Becky, would you ever be with someone who has kids, or would the fact that they have been with men* turn you off?'
* watch Amber's side eye to wifey's direction.
That question seemed to be the straw that broke the 600 elbee camels back. Niagra falls, baby.

Just that question -

After her couch cry session, I'm pretty sure Amber did stand up. Watch for the shadow of the blinds change above Becky's head. You can also here Amber speak, presumably to wifey, across the room.

I think the previous poster was right, about Amber using a walker now, not sure if I heard the noise, though. At her weight, it'd be a miracle if she could stand unassisted.

The first noise you hear is Amber shoving the table towards Becky. More to facilitate herself getting up, than to give Becky something to rest the camera on, I'm sure.

One of the farmers profile pics reminded me of the Schrödinger cat meme.
The expression, the theory of being alive and dead simultaneously, being stuck in a box. Though the cats box is cardboard, and Amber's is called The Henry..

Edit, clarity.