Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

[Thexenoclop]

Ok so double post today

Something about Mortal kombat
http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/Mortal-Kombat-11
And a bingo for some game ive never heard of called bonds of the skies http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/Bonds-of-the-Skies

 

[Hummingbird]

A bingo for some game ive never heard of called bonds of the skies http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/Bonds-of-the-Skies

Given how loose her skirt is, I don't see why it should get the skin-tight mark for it.

 

[John Titor]

And a bingo for some game ive never heard of called bonds of the skies http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/Bonds-of-the-Skies

Please read whatever you’re furiously typing again, delete it and rethink your life choices.

I'll say the same thing about your art education and your career choices.

I'm sorry, I can't help myself ripping into her art.

 

[HeyYou]

"DC never sexualizes men" and then you remember this was a real variant cover for an issue of Justice League.

I get that roided up superheroes look dumb sometimes, but Superman and Batman are definitely not the right body type here.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I get that roided up superheroes look dumb sometimes, but Superman and Batman are definitely not the right body type here.

Tbh I'd probably swap Hal and Barry's bodies there. He might've been in the Air Force but the skinny guy look doesn't fit a military guy. Barry would probably be the smallest guy there since his background doesn't require much physical activity.

 

[One Man Bland]

Ok so double post today

Something about Mortal kombat
http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/Mortal-Kombat-11
And a bingo for some game ive never heard of called bonds of the skies http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/Bonds-of-the-Skies

And don’t get me wrong, I’m happy that the 2 ladies have some breast support now, but their breasts are still very clearly accented by their clothes for some reason.

It’s called “having tits.” I know the chick running this is a surfboard who never goes outside, but Jesus if this is solid proof at to why no one should bother listening to them in the first place - give an inch and they’ll keep taking miles until every female character is a 300 lbs lardass wearing 10 turtlenecks and a carved up face.

Also the Jade design is awful just for the fact that they took a character named after a bright green stone and decided that her main color should be salmon.

 

[Hummingbird]

Today we got another redesign, but this one isn't as bad since Martian Manhunter has dressed about as skimpy before (see his Silver Age version). It's just the anime blush that ruins it.

 

[weirdMcGee]

He looks the same.

 

[Hummingbird]

He looks the same.

The face and body are smoother and the loincloth is supposed to be semi-transparent.

 

[Sun Shihong]

Please read whatever you’re furiously typing again, delete it and rethink your life choices.

Why is she always so condescending? Damn, I can't read her posts without getting this urge to laugh until I die of asphyxiation. It's always assuming that everyone who disagrees with her in the slightest is performing a personal attack or else is a "salty dudebro neckbeard".

Please, BABD owner, read whatever you're furiously typing to project your frustrations at, and keep delivering. I've been a bit sad these days and I need something to make me happy.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Why is she always so condescending? Damn, I can't read her posts without getting this urge to laugh until I die of asphyxiation. It's always assuming that everyone who disagrees with her in the slightest is performing a personal attack or else is a "salty dudebro neckbeard".

Please, BABD owner, read whatever you're furiously typing to project your frustrations at, and keep delivering. I've been a bit sad these days and I need something to make me happy.

Because she’s an insecure, frumpy, probably ugly girl who needs to feel superior online so she can compensate for how miserable she is in RL.

 

[Pina Colada]

How does Ozzie not understand perspective? The character is meant to look imposing from an up angle.

Spoiler: Lard of Angels

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After:

 

[One Man Bland]

How does Ozzie not understand perspective? The character is meant to look imposing from an up angle.

Spoiler: Lard of Angels

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Ironically, at least on my end, I just noticed that BABD has caught that new Tumblr virus that redirects all your blogs’ links to porn.

At least the bots have a sense of humor.

 

[Hummingbird]

How does Ozzie not understand perspective? The character is meant to look imposing from an up angle.

Spoiler: Lard of Angels

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That white padding makes her look fat.

 

[Thexenoclop]

That white padding makes her look fat.

Plus it doesn't look like it will protect against anything and probably slow down her mobility

 

[HeyYou]

How does Ozzie not understand perspective? The character is meant to look imposing from an up angle.

Spoiler: Lard of Angels

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Is that even her skin in the first one? It looks like an undersuit of some kind.

 

[Sun Shihong]

How does Ozzie not understand perspective? The character is meant to look imposing from an up angle.

Spoiler: Lard of Angels

Before:
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After:
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That would require Ozzie to have at least some basic knowledge on how clothing works. That was meant to be a coat of something, but ended up as having a misshapen, overweight girl with a skin disease. Also, she edited the picture to remove all of the dynamism.

What a sad life, trying to de-sexualize beautiful, awe-inspiring heroines because of low self-esteem.

Meanwhile, this picture of Sakura Shinguji is everything Ozzie tried to convey with that shitty redrawn but failed. Sakura has abundant femininity while still showing off a gallant pose and looking stylish as fuck with the clothing.

That is being sophisticated. Adding a puffy jacket to hide the sensuality of a ninja girl isn't improving at all, being "chubbier" just destroyed the concept of the illustration by itself, and only served to turn a rather interesting drawing into a weird piece of anti-sexy propaganda.

 

[Thexenoclop]

I have nothing really say about this just thought you guys would want to see this(the samus one im referring to btw)http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/cosplay

 

[SnowBall]

So they accuse the submitter of making things up...only to write their own response with nothing but anecdotes and cherry picking art. Classy.

 

[Hummingbird]

Today's NSFW redesign has me wondering, "Is it just me or do her boobs look off?"