Big Al’s Iconic Fashion Moments

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Dang. Big Al has some big arms. The width of her arms look longer than her face.
 
Yeah, when men see someone as sexy as Al wearing a hair bow, they can’t control themselves. They probably stared at her and asked her on dates. We all know Al’s a lesbian though, so she probably had to politely reject them.
She may have been accosted by a feeder or 2, if that. And those are not usually the bestlooking noncreepy guys from what I have seen. She left that out of her video and wanted it to seem like it was a line of Brad Pitt looklikes that could make a good impression at the Ruby classics but we all know the real deal.

However, let us imagine for sec, for some reason, Necky is no longer in the picture and there is no new female mark she can reel in, what are the odds she may find herself needing to be flexible and going to have to take some dick. I would love to see that happening. Some greasy sweaty neckbeard feeder, see her whine about enabling then. Mister Mark and Micha Stuntz will be exstatic there is finally a female out there able to gobble their massive schlongs no issues.

Did not really laugh hard. Untill I read the filename. At first, she reminded me of a Great Red Dragon.
 
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I was really sad when my computer died and I lost (among other things) a picture of Amber's interior decorating skills. She poured a bunch of seashells and marbles into Krystle's mom's (or was it Destiny's mom's?) bathroom sink. That's it. That's a thing she did.

It's not exactly fshion but it's close enough. Does anyone have that image? Save my Christmas, gorls
 
I was really sad when my computer died and I lost (among other things) a picture of Amber's interior decorating skills. She poured a bunch of seashells and marbles into Krystle's mom's (or was it Destiny's mom's?) bathroom sink. That's it. That's a thing she did./

I remember that. Sorry. I don't have the pic, but iirc that was at the "townhome" she shared with Density. The whole damn thing was decorated straight outta Wommart.
 
I was really sad when my computer died and I lost (among other things) a picture of Amber's interior decorating skills. She poured a bunch of seashells and marbles into Krystle's mom's (or was it Destiny's mom's?) bathroom sink. That's it. That's a thing she did.

It's not exactly fshion but it's close enough. Does anyone have that image? Save my Christmas, gorls
Fear not, this is one of my favorite moments, too! It was from when she and Destiny got their own place in KY.

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In the very next vlog she moved the shells because I think it clicked in her brain that it was a horrible idea. She moved them into a giant fuck off bowl above the toilet, because that is also a very good idea for a gorl of her girth!

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I personally love when she wears a Wommart necklace that's totally swallowed by her neck fat. Gotta look fem and dainty on your scootypuff.
 
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The iconic hair bow look that caused all the men at the Independence Day celebration to helplessly fall in love with our gorl and hit on her right in front of Destiny.
I love this phase during the Destiny era. She reminded me of Lulu Roman from Hee Haw. (Incidentally, when Lulu was on the show in the 70s, she was considered hugely fat. Looking at her now and she's barely a small fat by today's standards.)

It took me a moment to process what I was seeing. It almost looked like she was lying down with her head in the lap of someone with very fat legs. Then I realized those legs were oriented in the wrong direction for that pose to work and that she's looking into a mirror. This happens to me sometimes with Tess Holliday's photos when they are focusing on one specific body part. I simply cannot process quickly what I am seeing, their bodies are so removed from the realm of the normal human.
 
I enjoy seeing those shots of her dainty little flats, stuffed to overflowing with her marshmallow feet so tight they curve into a jelly bean shape, laboriously taking one step after another from Amber's POV, peeking out from beneath her round belly as she traverses a parkeen lot.
 
Fear not, this is one of my favorite moments, too! It was from when she and Destiny got their own place in KY.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=OKhZUrP7Ey0;t=423 timestamped

In the very next vlog she moved the shells because I think it clicked in her brain that it was a horrible idea. She moved them into a giant fuck off bowl above the toilet, because that is also a very good idea for a gorl of her girth!

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=hlD1w-go93M;t=673 also timestamped
The sink full of shells just confirmed for me at the time that this was a gorl who had other things to do that superseded basic dental hygiene.
 
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