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Her bottom is so shelf-like it’s amazing. Those black leggings do nothing to minimize it.
Not only that, her thighs are actually thicker than her whole torso...
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Her bottom is so shelf-like it’s amazing. Those black leggings do nothing to minimize it.
Dang. Big Al has some big arms. The width of her arms look longer than her face.
She may have been accosted by a feeder or 2, if that. And those are not usually the bestlooking noncreepy guys from what I have seen. She left that out of her video and wanted it to seem like it was a line of Brad Pitt looklikes that could make a good impression at the Ruby classics but we all know the real deal.Yeah, when men see someone as sexy as Al wearing a hair bow, they can’t control themselves. They probably stared at her and asked her on dates. We all know Al’s a lesbian though, so she probably had to politely reject them.
She looks like she swallowed a bouncy house
Don’t be a hater. Her wings were made to fly.Dang. Big Al has some big arms. The width of her arms look longer than her face.
It’s fucking terrifying that my first thought on this pic was, “Wow she looks so much thinner!”
I was really sad when my computer died and I lost (among other things) a picture of Amber's interior decorating skills. She poured a bunch of seashells and marbles into Krystle's mom's (or was it Destiny's mom's?) bathroom sink. That's it. That's a thing she did./
I remember that. Sorry. I don't have the pic, but iirc that was at the "townhome" she shared with Density. The whole damn thing was decorated straight outta Wommart.
She looks like a slug with her head and neck blending togetherThe ears, the bad ombre, the 8XL cardigan, and lesbian propaganda shirt. This one checks all the boxes for me.
Also, her head looks like it's fucking detached in this pic.
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I hope those are Duramax Diesels, the 1500 Chevy ain't enough to haul AL home.Cardigans, a fat gorl's best friend
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Fear not, this is one of my favorite moments, too! It was from when she and Destiny got their own place in KY.I was really sad when my computer died and I lost (among other things) a picture of Amber's interior decorating skills. She poured a bunch of seashells and marbles into Krystle's mom's (or was it Destiny's mom's?) bathroom sink. That's it. That's a thing she did.
It's not exactly fshion but it's close enough. Does anyone have that image? Save my Christmas, gorls
I love this phase during the Destiny era. She reminded me of Lulu Roman from Hee Haw. (Incidentally, when Lulu was on the show in the 70s, she was considered hugely fat. Looking at her now and she's barely a small fat by today's standards.)Wyświetl załącznik 618640
The iconic hair bow look that caused all the men at the Independence Day celebration to helplessly fall in love with our gorl and hit on her right in front of Destiny.
It took me a moment to process what I was seeing. It almost looked like she was lying down with her head in the lap of someone with very fat legs. Then I realized those legs were oriented in the wrong direction for that pose to work and that she's looking into a mirror. This happens to me sometimes with Tess Holliday's photos when they are focusing on one specific body part. I simply cannot process quickly what I am seeing, their bodies are so removed from the realm of the normal human.
She looks nearly human, just a regular morbidly obese woman. Her arms look so small compared to now and she actually has a little bit of a neck and SHOULDERS. We haven't seen her shoulders for two years!Vacation to Baltimore 2014
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The sink full of shells just confirmed for me at the time that this was a gorl who had other things to do that superseded basic dental hygiene.Fear not, this is one of my favorite moments, too! It was from when she and Destiny got their own place in KY.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=OKhZUrP7Ey0;t=423 timestamped
In the very next vlog she moved the shells because I think it clicked in her brain that it was a horrible idea. She moved them into a giant fuck off bowl above the toilet, because that is also a very good idea for a gorl of her girth!
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=hlD1w-go93M;t=673 also timestamped
That ombré isn’t even one, it’s just shitty regrowth. If she actually paid for that, she got ripped off.The ears, the bad ombre, the 8XL cardigan, and lesbian propaganda shirt. This one checks all the boxes for me.
Also, her head looks like it's fucking detached in this pic.
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