Big Al's Epitaph

[Tiny Clanger]

I'd say this counts as one.

About that....

 

[Mo Rutherford]

"Rain and petals eavesdrop."

 

[Tiny Clanger]

An artist's impression of the sacred burial site, that which shall become the Shrine to Our Lady of the Lard*


*I am completely going to hell for this, aren't i? Do not pass "Go," do not pick up £200; straight to pitchforks and feeling a little boiled.

 

[Fupacabra]

I think she needs a pyramid. It will say (represent) three things:
- Her overall body shape.
- Her poop bun hairstyle.
- Her personality (since it's shaped like a pile of shit).

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Amberlynn Reid
1990-2020
Paid for this by posting LAAAYYYYYGGS​

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I think she needs a pyramid. It will say (represent) three things:
- Her overall body shape.
- Her poop bun hairstyle.
- Her personality (since it's shaped like a pile of shit).

See; above

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"She was fat and no one would have sex with her. "

 

[Owlflaps]

"I knew what worked for me."

 

[Hapless Mailman]

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[Thumb Butler]

 

[Darth_Texan]

An artist's impression of the sacred burial site, that which shall become the Shrine to Our Lady of the Lard*
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*I am completely going to hell for this, aren't i? Do not pass "Go," do not pick up £200; straight to pitchforks and feeling a little boiled.

“The Shrine to Our Lady of the Lard”
If you’re going to hell, I’m right beside you!

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

"Gorl was a dainty virgin to the end" or "Bride of Pillow Mountain"

 

[SituationTypeThing]

WHAT'S CHAOS FOR THE FLY IS NORMAL FOR THE BEE
LOL WHUT?
WHO EVEN AM I?
DEADLYNN​

 

[Xenomorph]

I would like to sing a song I wrote last year for our gorl.


H O U S E B O U N D

Hey AL, open the sheets, it's time for you to eat
Make sure you wake Becky
When you waddle away, to start your day, the monster comes out to play
Becky wake up, the monsters comin out and I need to hit up Wommart

She better listen, grease on my brows glisten
Don't wanna cook with the food in the kitchen

Becky, Becky, get in your car Becky
It's time to feed the monster, can't you see that I'm hungry?
Everyone needs some new vlog content
Please don't make me take back your deposit

iPhone, iPhone smile for the iPhone
You better do it now Becky, I dont like your tone
Everyone needs to think I'm on track
You better play along or else you get no snapbacks

H-O-U-S-E-B-O-U-N-D
It's all lahs it won't happen to me
H-O-U-S-E-B-O-U-N-D
It's all lahs it won't happen to me

Hey Becks check out this text, they think we have sex
HA! My lies are blended masterfully
When you turn your back is when I really..crack
And stalk my ex Destiny
Uh oh Becky's lookin angry, fake tears
Go back to my fake tears

She better listen, grease on my brows glisten
Don't wanna cook with the food in the kitchen

Becky, Becky, get in your car Becky
It's time to feed the monster, can't you see that I'm hungry?
Everyone needs some new vlog content
Please don't make me take back your deposit

IPhone, IPhone smile for the IPhone
You better do it now Becky, I dont like your tone
Everyone needs to think I'm on track
You better play along or no snapbacks

H-O-U-S-E-B-O-U-N-D
It's all lahs it won't happen to me
H-O-U-S-E-B-O-U-N-D
It's all lahs it won't happen to me

Hey AL, (hey AL, hey AL, Hey AL)
Hey AL open your mouth this orange chickens goin' south
We'll be at peace finally

Becky, Becky, get in your car Becky
It's time to feed the monster, can't you see that I'm hungry?
Everyone needs some new vlog content
Please don't make me take back your deposit

iPhone, iPhone smile for the iPhone
You better do it now Becky, I dont like your tone
Everyone needs to think I'm on track
You better play along or else you get no snapbacks

H-O-U-S-E-B-O-U-N-D
It's all lahs it won't happen to me
H-O-U-S-E-B-O-U-N-D
It's all lahs it won't happen to me

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"She Knew What Worked For Her"

 

[krazy orange cat]

 

[Insensitivebitch]

Oldie but goodie.

 

[Idiot savant]

if at first you don't succeed fry fry again.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I'll have a go at writing up her eulogy tomoz cos I need a reason to procrastinate. Anything else you gorls particularly want in it stick it in this thread and I'll try and get them all in.

@Xenomorph We'll be expecting you to rap her eulogy, I think it's the least our heroine deserves. And no, you can't bunk off on the day, not even with a note from your mommy. You will Rap for Amberlynn, and everybody else must hold their lighters aloft and sway. There'll be no slacking at this 'ere funeral, I expect best behaviour all roun- no, that DOESN'T mean you can set fire to Erk's hair and use it as a torch. Jeeeeesus...