Bella Janke/Chris Chan Parallels - The more things change, the more things stay the same.

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Well now just like Chris Chan she is going through this phase which someone mentioned earlier.

"I WANT EVERYTHING OFF THE INTERNET"

For all we know this could be going on behind the scenes

I wouldn't be surprised if her dad is making her make that Google Doc post on Reddit.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Y'all retards know we got a tranny thread in this subforum for your schizo posting right?

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Both Bella and Chris have some involvement with the word "navy."

Bella's father was a navy seal and Chris called semen navy.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

While the god complex has been pointed out, both have delusions where they can control Internet Discourse where Chris acts like the trolls are scared of his threats to call the "detectives and police" on them while also doing gayops as "Jenkins Jinkies" thinking he fooled everyone. In reality everyone found Chris too much of a laughingstock to take seriously and saw through his attempts at deception.

Bella meanwhile acts like she completely controls all of 4chan when at most she has some leverage over /r9k/, /b/, and /pol/ at best. Those three boards are all the most pathetic boards on the site that no one takes seriously and aren't "le epic" as they were back in 2008 and even then 4chan has a very diverse userbase where opinions differ thanks to the anonymity.

 

[TayandYou]

trans "people"

Neither of them are actually trans

I know, shocking lol

 

[A_Space_Godzilla]

Bella can't stop daydreaming about Boruto, but hasn't actually watched the whole series and is disturbed whenever she does because it doesn't match her fantasies. She also states that she doesn't have any mental problems or mental health issues. There's actually way more of this conversation and it's really absurd that just 2 weeks later she's be making THE CALL. If anyone needed the merge it was you Bella!

 

[Big Ruski]

Both Bella and Chris have some involvement with the word "navy."

Bella's father was a navy seal and Chris called semen navy.

Its pretty funny how Bob and Bella studied Electrical/Computer Engineering and still have no idea how the internet works lol

I think someone said it best, Boomers and Zoomers don't know anything about computers.

 

[Dratchev]

im waiting for daddy to become internet lumberjack 2.0.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Is that why Bella wanted to make Chris off himself? Because there can be only one?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Neither of them are actually trans

Nobody is.

 

[GumballFapper]

​	Bella ​	Chris Chan ​
Shares embarrassing info about themselves​	on chess club discord ​	on ED / IRC chats ​
High-achieving father​	CEO of start-up ​	Engineer with 3 patents ​
Wants to take down information​	on Kiwifarms ​	on ED ​
Woman victim of their predatory behavior​	Fiona ​	Megan ​
Hygiene​	Even Worse than Chris ​	Bad ​
Ego​	very high ​	very high ​
Draws porn of people they know without consent​	In the original thread, too lazy to search it now​	SheCameForCwC.jpg ​
Wears only one shirt​	Khaki green ​	The classic ​
Puts effort in studying​	No​	No​
Meg Griffin​	Is Meg Griffin​	Wants to fuck Meg Griffin​
Wants to live inside cartoons​	Naruto​	Sonichu​

 

[GumballFapper]

Lmao just realized Athena was 40 when she gave birth to Bella (Barb was 41)

Bella, Chris Chan and Sean Walker should be the poster child for the dangers of pregnancy at a late age

 

[Burd Turglar]

Lmao just realized Athena was 40 when she gave birth to Bella (Barb was 41)

Bella, Chris Chan and Sean Walker should be the poster child for the dangers of pregnancy at a late age

So you're saying if I father a child in 20 years, I could have a child with their own sub forum?


Noice.


Edit*
This is a lazy comparison but they're also both known in every corner of the internet to some degree which takes immense retardation. For a long time I would stumble across CWC shit in the oddest of places including podcasts but now I come across shit about bella in quite odd places. She was briefly mentioned in both LPOTL and Can't get right which was quite surprising. Unsurprisingly though, the woke faggots at LPOTL only mentioned her existence and then bailed on the subject entirely.

 

[sir Twenty Goodmen]

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

My favorite parallel is that this whole gayop was part of Bella's love quest to finally get a boyfriend free girl in the form of Fiona.

Oddly I think she viewed that as a Side quest, if anything I think ILJ is strange to seem edgy side quest, If anything I can see her playing into the I turned a lesbian straight meme that used to a a thing with ultra macho guys like her dad, and developing a fucked up sexuality around that.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Oddly I think she viewed that as a Side quest, if anything I think ILJ is strange to seem edgy side quest, If anything IU can see her playing into the I turned a lesbian straight meme that used to a a thing with ultra macho guys like her dad, and developing a fucked up sexuality around that.

The fact she was even around Fiona highly disturbs me. Especially when the former has been manipulating her since they met and has shown many perverse tendencies around other TTU students, while the latter has shown to be vulnerable as fuck and easy to manipulate.

Bella's sex life was basically a reflection of Chris's "Virgin with Rage" status.

 

[mister meaner]

I hate them both

 

[Kamikirimushi]

Its pretty funny how Bob and Bella studied Electrical/Computer Engineering and still have no idea how the internet works lol

I think someone said it best, Boomers and Zoomers don't know anything about computers.

I give Bob the benefit of the doubt because he lived the majority of his life vefore computers were ubiquitous in the general populace or even really in academia (for anything other than actual computers), so trying to become extremely computer literate in your senility is borderline impossible. IJL is because she's fucking dumb. Still you aren't wrong.

 

[cringy cunt]

Lmao just realized Athena was 40 when she gave birth to Bella (Barb was 41)

Bella, Chris Chan and Sean Walker should be the poster child for the dangers of pregnancy at a late age

Yeeeep this is what I been saying!! Don't let your fucking gametes degrade before you decide to breed. Our world is already oversaturated with autists as it is.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Pretty much every lolcow has Chris paralels, unless if it's a very special case lolcows always have the raging narccisism combined with the severe Dunning-Kruger effect.