Been off for the past month, what did I miss (explain in a nutshell)

[Sean Harris]

Haven't been online really at all in the past month, so what did I miss regarding The Commander?

Read some shit about Eli being MIA and saw Jace got his twitter suspended, but not sure about the other details.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Jace fucked up bad but everyone else involved fucked up worse

 

[Sean Harris]

Jace fucked up bad but everyone else involved fucked up worse

So The Commander got it pretty easy.

Sick.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

- Jace wrecked Gail's Prius while on the way to street race Brianna Wu
- Gawker senpai notices Jace
- Eli goes to Canada with a katana and pringles to attack Tumblr, is never seen again
- Tyce announces a new gang called the skulls, declares war on women in the vidya industry because he wants it like the 1950s when there were no women making video games.
- Some stuttering sperg justice warrior who wears pubic hair on his head tries to do a hit piece on Jace, gets owned so hard that he becomes a new lolcow
- Jace streams Christ Zone with Gail. Eating shrimp is revealed to cause homosexuality. We discover insanity is hereditary in the family.
- Jace is grounded from the internet by Gail.

 

[EI 903]

Please don't make threads like this.