bear hammer definitely won't post on this website or websites about this website for the rest of his life

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Marge, I'm confused.
Is this a good ending or a bad ending?
 
What a wild thing to come back to after a short break. I remember him PLing how he lives in Nebraska during the first few pages of the thread and thinking wow this will 100% come to bite him in the ass later on with how unlikable he was. Turns out I was right!

Sidenote but man... American privacy laws sure are something. Thank God I live in a sane and developed country where my name isn't linked to my fucking address via publicly accessible websites.
 
American privacy laws sure are something.
Here's my idea for a Utopia:

- US laws for guns and free speech

- European laws for privacy and customer protection

- Whites only? (I've never seen a non-White person, maybe they're OK, idk)

- Outlaw ALL crime

- Promote self-sufficiency and decentralization, so that every population center will be able to function mostly autonomously

- No military at all, except for the maintenance staff taking care of the nuclear ICBMs (part of my revolutionary "all or nothing" military doctrine)

- Previous two points ensure that taxes are extremely low, which will attract foreign investment. If possible, make the government financially self-sufficient and dispense with taxes altogether

- Beautiful nature sanctuaries

- Low-tech planned economy at the international scale, market economy at local scale

- Everyone is vegetAryan (meat production is inefficient, trust the Science chud)

- strong alliance with Israel (gotta have it)

Donate to my Kickstarter for your only hope for a future.
 
Here's my idea for a Utopia:

- US laws for guns and free speech

- European laws for privacy and customer protection

- Whites only? (I've never seen a non-White person, maybe they're OK, idk)

- Outlaw ALL crime

- Promote self-sufficiency and decentralization, so that every population center will be able to function mostly autonomously

- No military at all, except for the maintenance staff taking care of the nuclear ICBMs (part of my revolutionary "all or nothing" military doctrine)

- Previous two points ensure that taxes are extremely low, which will attract foreign investment. If possible, make the government financially self-sufficient and dispense with taxes altogether

- Beautiful nature sanctuaries

- Low-tech planned economy at the international scale, market economy at local scale

- Everyone is vegetAryan (meat production is inefficient, trust the Science chud)

- strong alliance with Israel (gotta have it)

Donate to my Kickstarter for your only hope for a future.
Utopia means "fools dream" fyi.
 
Kiwi Histories: Bear Hammer

This is Ronnie Kolb, a known lolcow a-log, Addicted Kiwifarms paypig, banned and unbanned three times, Spastic blogger with poor opsec, A brony, alledgedly ERP'd with a Brazilian weeb, compulsive liar, took mushrooms and faked having a GF.

This is the history of Ronnie Kolb aka Bear Hammer.

We warned you back in the Zoey and Alex threads this will happen if you continued to act retarded, but you wouldn't listen. :story:
 
They never do, he was also dox'd months ago. It's just it wasn't important enough to post since everyone was busy with other things.
Yep. All one needed was that quality krisps email address to easily find a name and the fortitude to scroll through all his old reddit slop to find the address. Spectate said something like it took him an hour. At least the little faggot can jork it to the absolute cope that he wasn't doxed by Cancer.
 
I don't think I would judge someone a lot if I knew they were into MLP porn when they were 13. Surely it was a phase they grew out of. Not being able to cum with sex is concerning and may be an indicator of a personality disorder.
The sad thing is that this guy is more likely to get a GF from here than the people with better opsec (like me). Even Chris got a GF so I think you'll be fine.
 
ADHD Hammer has officially confirmed that his new PFP is him, which he previously claimed it was his exfriend
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Also lmao
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Maybe if you washed your face after you rimmed your step-dad you might look half presentable

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Nigga, stop
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ADHD Hammer has officially confirmed that his new PFP is him, which he previously claimed it was his exfriend
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Also lmao
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Maybe if you washed your face after you rimmed your step-dad you might look half presentable

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Nigga, stop
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Nigger, guys can take shits that make them lose 20 lbs. If you're a guy and you can't drop weight like water, you're really fucking up.
You only legit struggle when you're like 60% muscle, which we all know you're not.
 
He is so destined to live a sexless, meaningless existence, slaving away at some menial min wage job. Sprinkle in some online meltdowns and that's his future. I couldn't imagine living that life and he's staring down several decades of that. By choice.
 
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