BattleBots - IT'S ROBOT FIGHTING TIME (probably spoilers)

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every time i watched this it was 90% talking heads babbling about shit nobody cares about and maybe 10% actual fights, most of which lasted less than 30 seconds. i remember the tombstone boomer consistently destroying everybody except for that one single match when he immediately got btfo
however i very clearly remember this one
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What a way to start. I know they have to appeal to the "Youtube Crowd" but all the jumpcuts are not what fights need. Have a stable camera with a wide view of the box, not 6 different cameras that focus only on the bots in every little detail. I can't place where they are in the box or what hazards they might run into if you zoom so close in. Youtube doesn't like it, reddit doesn't like it, I don't like it. It feels like the camera team that was with Discovery didn't come back so they had to hire another company that thought this was the best way to do it.

Matches:
Death Roll vs Golden Fury - Fury won by judges decision
Hypershock vs Huge - Huge managed to nick Hypershock's tires and get a KO.
Endgame vs Malice - Endgame lost their spinner and Malice managed to flip them, getting a KO.

I've got a full list of the rounds here:
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I also found a comment saying Pro League is getting a 2027 season, probably also on youtube:
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The scoring system apparently also go overhauled. It does "Damage & Engagement" as metrics now, which is similar to the NHRL uses.
This guy seems to have alot of the points covered:
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Next week is:
Tombstone vs Madcatter
Copperhead vs Jackpot
Manta vs Skorpios
 
This guy seems to have alot of the points covered:
Lmao, couldn't stop himself from putting in the line at the end about AI BAD, even going as far as to give Bright Data the Voldemort treatment with a stupid nickname.

God these people are fucking broken.
 
Lmao, couldn't stop himself from putting in the line at the end about AI BAD, even going as far as to give Bright Data the Voldemort treatment with a stupid nickname.

God these people are fucking broken.
There was an incident where a Philippine human rights group was DDOSed with IPs tracing back to Bright Data. There's also an article from 3 weeks ago saying that Bright Data was installing Proxyware SDKs on smart devices to turn them into a network without informing the user.
The user is over-reacting though. Bright Data say they're a middleman when it comes to AI tech, so networking and data scraping. Worst case scenario, they are an arm of the Israeli military focused on building proxy networks to increase processing power and attack the cyber systems of enemy nations.
But they're funding Battlebots so whatever.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Yeah, Atom94 (under-rated competitor, btw, if given another season they'd be another obnoxious generic vert that wins just by existing,) was "half-Canadian/half-Indian" but they were based out of Calgary, IIRC, so, you know, Canadian. As to Golden Fury, its a very meta design- could just be Riptide with the serial numbers filed off, which, you know, is probably the most competitive design in the field right now. Manta looks like that too, they're another "new" competitor that has been tearing shit up on off-tv fights for a year or two now. They're very lucky to have made the cut with that design as I am sure everyone and their dog was submitting proposals for robots like it. As to the fight itself I wanted Deathroll to win but it became obvious early on that it couldn't. Even with GF's weapon down their bar, by itself, was a bigger chunk of metal than anything DR had so they just stuffed it down the bot's throat and let the Aussies choke on it.

In regards to Hypershock and Huge, Huge is specifically designed to kill robots like default Hypershock so the HS team had to build an obnoxious "anti-huge" device, like all verts do. As is usually the case the thing failed and Huge ate Hypershock's wheels. Ascetically, I know that the modern version of Hypershock is by far the most effective one but I just think it looks uglier than, say, the season 5 version.

And then in the last fight Malice's only hope was to tank End Game's hits and hope their weapon broke. That happened almost immediately and at that point it was on EG to outdrive the dumb lump and push it into the corner for 3 minutes. They could only do it for 90 seconds before losing their fork and the fight itself. End Game ended the fight face down, ass up, just like the good old days of seasons 3 and 4.

edit: And, yes, I too hated the shitty editting.
 
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