Baked Alaska's Mom vs Nancy Pelosi - Baked got warned not to go to Jan 6 and told it would glow like Chernobyl. After much thought Baked decided to go anyways and face dox the entire crowd live on stream. Baked's mom is now suing Nancy Pelosi to protect her baby boy.

[Pit Viper Salesman]

After openly admitting in no uncertain terms he was warned that feds would be crawling the capital on Jan 6th and use it as one of the greatest honeypots of all time, Baked went anyways. He then decided to stream the entire thing and face dox the entire crowd. Hilarity followed and actions were proven to have consequences. Baked was arrested and found himself with an employment contract with the federal government.

Through all this, Mama Gionet did her best to try and get her tubby boy off the hook. How you might ask? She decided to sue Nancy Pelosi herself.




Mama Baked's argument was that because Baked was on her Verizon family plan and not his own, it would be against the law for the feds to demand Verizon turn over the phones data. That's right, Baked is literally hiding behind mommy's apron strings from federal warrants.




Further files attached below.

 

[Mikoyan]

A very long time ago I was involved in warrant stuff at a telco. Back when it was all a fairly manual process.

This bitch is retarded if she thinks it really works that way.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Hell hath no fury like a 40+ year old white woman's scorn

 

[L'Jarius Sneed]

"face dox" lol c'mon dawg

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

"face dox" lol c'mon dawg

The feds have openly said they used his stream as a primary source to identify a large number of protestors and aid in arrests.

 

[L'Jarius Sneed]

not sure why people committing federal crimes in public with their faces exposed would have an expectation of privacy.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

not sure why people committing federal crimes in public with their faces exposed would have an expectation of privacy.

Agreed. It was dumb all around.

 

[Dude Snakes]

So we got a Fed's mom vs. a Swamp creature, nice.

 

[gaystoner]

Hell hath no fury like a 40+ year old white woman's scorn

Fatlaska...a literal Karen being born by a Karen...shocking twist.

 

[Fuzhou]

Just because he has a cell plan with you doesn't mean Timmy boy isn't guilty, you stupid whore.

It's at least nice to know the stupidity apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

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The feds have openly said they used his stream as a primary source to identify a large number of protestors and aid in arrests.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So we got a Fed's mom vs. a Swamp creature, nice.

The funny thing is that Nancy is more worried about being booed at a music festival ranting about climate change, while a fedposter’s mother can’t even get her attention correctly. Either way, we both win for thinking familial politics and establishment politics in Washington, D.C. is an insane bunch when mixed together.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

So we got a Fed's mom vs. a Swamp creature, nice.

Too bad it wasn't a catfight or even a mud wrestling fight between them, it would have been more funny to watch.