Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[Elderly beef taco]

I think that's the left side of the camel's upper lip?

It's a poorly rendered horse mouth.

 

[!Felid_Transmuter!?]

Call your moms and them tomorrow everybody.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Happy birthday Rick

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I saw these and thought of @Otterly . You're a way better otter than these man-made horrors ever could be.
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Late but tbf, they shade it extra dark on purpose because in 3 months it'll be the proper shade.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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BOLD WILL HOLD.

It might as well be a tattoo of a dead squirrel because it looks exactly like a bad toupee.

If you're going to tattoo your scalp like this, why not just give yourself a fake Dracula hairline?

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Merry Christmas fellow bad tattoo posters!
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Attrocious taste but great execution.

It's probably worse than that, he was probably giving himself whatever his clientele had before passing it on to his future clients. That's a good way to become a human petri dish.

If he tests new needles on himself first, then the clients, then he's not the one getting infected, no?

 

[Day of the Cope]

Source

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

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That's actually really funny.

 

[Day of the Cope]

That's actually really funny.

Yeah, but might as well throw it into the tattoo thread I know.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Yeah, but might as well throw it into the tattoo thread I know.

Don't get me wrong, it's a deeply appreciated addition!

edit: I didn't even notice the thong!

 

[Snusmumriken]

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It’s not very clean or detailed but darn it that would make me smile every time I see it.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

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That rules

 

[Premium Gonzo]

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Fuck the tribal 90's tramp stamp and the g string got me good.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

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I'm still marveling at that thing. I want to show it at work where we've had discussion about "good ideas" when younger but it might offend someone.

 

[PandaChai]

Ladies and gentlemen it is my great displeasure to announce, Brazilians

0:16

 

[Eva Braun]

Ladies and gentlemen it is my great displeasure to announce, Brazilians
Nipples neutralization 🔥🔥🔥Neutralização de areolas ✨Schedule link in bioAgendamento link na b.mp4

Don’t tell the looksmaxxers about this.

 

[Otterly]

Ladies and gentlemen it is my great displeasure to announce, Brazilians
Nipples neutralization 🔥🔥🔥Neutralização de areolas ✨Schedule link in bioAgendamento link na b.mp4

I… I don’t understand what’s going on here.

 

[PandaChai]

I… I don’t understand what’s going on here.

From "Doctor" Beauty's page, it is "Nipples neutralization [3 fire emoji]", which sounds more like they were a threat to national security

 

[Otterly]

From "Doctor" Beauty's page, it is "Nipples neutralization [3 fire emoji]", which sounds more like they were a threat to national security

I’m visualising fizzing, acidic nipples, or nipples that are ticking like a bomb.
This thread never disappoints

 

[hugh mungus feed n sneed]

Don’t tell the looksmaxxers about this.

The Groypers are gonna be all over this. No one wants to shed their brown nipples more than a mexican white supremacist.