Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Clockwork Dragon]

it's that fucking hair pushing it over the top. he's been uncanny for decades but this is simply bizarre

There's something weird about his hairline... hair plugs maybe? There's a hard edge at his hairline that looks really off.

 

[Candidae]

Looks like a shit wig to me honestly. If it's his real hair then it's totally surgically enhanced. Maybe he started balding and got a badly done transplant to fix it. It doesn't look like realistic hair at all. Almost like his face is pasted on a head and nothing can grow on it

 

[dontstare]

He said he accidentally snorted glass one time. I think he was crushing pills to snort with a glass pepper shaker and it broke on the bottom while he was doing it.

I don't mean to spam this thread with rourke but he's entered uncanny valley.

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And I didn't know there are gay rumors. Looks pretty gay here:
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I promise not to bring up Rourke ever again.

He looks like a wax figure.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Looks like a shit wig to me honestly. If it's his real hair then it's totally surgically enhanced. Maybe he started balding and got a badly done transplant to fix it. It doesn't look like realistic hair at all. Almost like his face is pasted on a head and nothing can grow on it

I think it’s a laughably bad weave. Whatever it is it’s like department store mannequin hair.

I can absolutely not fathom a straight man getting the insane amounts of beauty treatments and procedures he does - with a fluffy purse dog in tow. Bizarre. LA truly churns out the grotesques like no other.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

And I didn't know there are gay rumors. Looks pretty gay here:
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I promise not to bring up Rourke ever again.

There's even a tape of him from the early 90's where he's drunk as fuck and frenching/feeling up/grinding a dude against a wall at a street corner in west Hollywood in the middle of the night. Things like that starts rumors and pictures like the ones you posted doesn't exactly help dispel them. Oddly enough it hasn't spread much, but there's probably A LOT of rumors in Hollywood that we in the peanut gallery never hears about.

The big question is: Which kind of gay is he?

 

[Candidae]

There's even a tape of him from the early 90's where he's drunk as fuck and frenching/feeling up/grinding a dude against a wall at a street corner in west Hollywood in the middle of the night. Things like that starts rumors and pictures like the ones you posted doesn't exactly help dispel them. Oddly enough it hasn't spread much, but there's probably A LOT of rumors in Hollywood that we in the peanut gallery never hears about.

The big question is: Which kind of gay is he?

A "little" gay according to him. Apologies in advance that this clip is from TMZ

 

[cuddle striker]

There's even a tape of him from the early 90's where he's drunk as fuck and frenching/feeling up/grinding a dude against a wall at a street corner in west Hollywood in the middle of the night. Things like that starts rumors and pictures like the ones you posted doesn't exactly help dispel them. Oddly enough it hasn't spread much, but there's probably A LOT of rumors in Hollywood that we in the peanut gallery never hears about.

The big question is: Which kind of gay is he?

Tom Cruise/Travolta gay, but not as gross about it

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I don't mean to spam this thread with rourke but he's entered uncanny valley.

I just figured out what he looks like, he looks like one of those people that gets their face burnt off or torn off by a chimp and then gets a face transplant! Sometimes they look like smooth rubber puppets with puffed up faces.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

There's even a tape of him from the early 90's where he's drunk as fuck and frenching/feeling up/grinding a dude against a wall at a street corner in west Hollywood in the middle of the night. Things like that starts rumors and pictures like the ones you posted doesn't exactly help dispel them. Oddly enough it hasn't spread much, but there's probably A LOT of rumors in Hollywood that we in the peanut gallery never hears about.

The big question is: Which kind of gay is he?

Huh. Kind of makes sense. He was famous as a leading sexy dude in the AIDS terrified 1980s where being gay was death for your career and also literally death thanks to AIDS killing off an entire generation of young gay men.

So Mickey got with some of the hottest chicks in the 90s hoping they would cure his gay - and when they didn’t he beat up on them for failing. Being a self-hating gay makes his confused weird disaster of a life and face a bit more understandable.

Reading his bio he is truly a old school Irish-Catholic boy, complete with lots of brothers and a cop step-father, so that explains a lot, esp since he’s still a practicing Catholic. He will try to be a macho straight dude till he dies.

 

[Or Else What]

Rourke looks gay as fuck. No way I’d believe the man in short shorts with a little yappy dog was a straight.

I had that vibe about Jerry Lewis. Ever seen "The King of Comedy"? As if with the grabbing and the snogging and the wrapping-legs-around of Dean Martin wasn't early clue enough.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I had that vibe about Jerry Lewis. Ever seen "The King of Comedy"? As if with the grabbing and the snogging and the wrapping-legs-around of Dean Martin wasn't early clue enough.

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Seen King of Comedy several times, great film, but Jerry’s clothes always just came off as older dude trying to be hip. Those shorts he’s wearing is what every younger dude was wearing in the late 70s and early 80s, just looks odd on Jerry thanks to him being 60 something.

Jerry just seemed like a very angry, controlling, old school vaudeville Jew to me. Never got the gay vibe, just lots of narcissism and anger.

But now that he’s dead I’m eagerly awaiting The Day the Clown Cried to be leaked. The ultimate worst film ever made and Lewis’s legendary self-indulgent opus to his vanity while blitzed out of his mind on booze and coke.

 

[cuddle striker]

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Seen King of Comedy several times, great film, but Jerry’s clothes always just came off as older dude trying to be hip. Those shorts he’s wearing is what every younger dude was wearing in the late 70s and early 80s, just looks odd on Jerry thanks to him being 60 something.

Jerry just seemed like a very angry, controlling, old school vaudeville Jew to me. Never got the gay vibe, just lots of narcissism and anger.

But now that he’s dead I’m eagerly awaiting The Day the Clown Cried to be leaked. The ultimate worst film ever made and Lewis’s legendary self-indulgent opus to his vanity while blitzed out of his mind on booze and coke.

see that woman on the left in the photo? that makes everyone in the picture gay.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

see that woman on the left in the photo? that makes everyone in the picture gay.

Minnelli might be a bit crazy but Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend faked his own death, successfully, fled to Mexico and started a new life á la Shawshank Redemption. You have to wonder what she's like.

 

[cuddle striker]

Minnelli might be a bit crazy but Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend faked his own death, successfully, fled to Mexico and started a new life á la Shawshank Redemption. You have to wonder what she's like.

that's pretty out there. how's she looking these days?

holy shit, she's made out of fillers. He called his own death, that's some intense escape.

Minnelli just makes dudes gay if they're in a photograph with her. It's woo magic of some kind, I'm not sure how that works.

edited to add more because I can't even fucking tell if it's her in a few of them

 

[one_time_user]

yeah, Newton John passed along poor self imge issues to her poor daughter preet hard core.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

that's pretty out there. how's she looking these days?

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holy shit, she's made out of fillers. He called his own death, that's some intense escape.

Minnelli just makes dudes gay if they're in a photograph with her. It's woo magic of some kind, I'm not sure how that works.

edited to add more because I can't even fucking tell if it's her in a few of them

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That is certainly a strange collage of what is supposedly the same person.

I found some pictures from an event in 2019 and... there's a lot of things besides plastic surgery that can make someone look different.

Spoiler

Not dumping on her, she's 70 and looks 70 in the last one, it's just a drastic difference from the two pictures above where she's really tightening up her face, all three obviously taken at the same event but the last one is more candid.

 

[cuddle striker]

That is certainly a strange collage of what is supposedly the same person.

I found some pictures from an event in 2019 and... there's a lot of things besides plastic surgery that can make someone look different.
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Not dumping on her, she's 70 and looks 70 in the last one, it's just a drastic difference from the two pictures above where she's really tightening up her face, all three obviously taken at the same event but the last one is more candid.

yep the "pose"- neck craned forward, eyebrows up, ears mid-wiggle, etc vs the relaxed jowls and all. the along actually looks better on her than the fillers, really.

 

[NP 901]

Not dumping on her, she's 70

agreed, i'll pay a cool half million to look like that when i'm 70. She looks amazing.

 

[Medicated]

Not really bad, but more of a tragic story.

This is Kpop trainee Natty, that started performing in TV competitions since she was 13 or so. She was eliminated from the show that produced the Kpop girl group Twice.

Two years later she was eliminated from the show that produced the Kpop group Fromis_9. Many people considered her the most talented in the entire group.

Since then she has returned to Thailand. Some think she believed her failure to debut was due to her looking Thai, so at 16 she got work done.

 

[NP 901]

Since then she has returned to Thailand. Some think she believed her failure to debut was due to her looking Thai

Well, we can meme about the 'all asians look alike to white people' trope but i'll just fall on that sword and ask directly - what distinguishes her as definitely thai? Is it her browbone/nose structure, or is there more there?