💬 Off-Topic Australatina

[Ariel]

Purges, comrade. Purges.

OF COURSE! It all makes perfect sense now

 

[Figgus]

I'm unsure why there is an expected drop in population in 2044 as almost 60% of people are under 30 & the birth rate and immigration rates are higher than the death & emigration rates.

Because everyone in Australatina is either a gay man or a trans woman of course. Cis scum go home!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Isn't the culture of Australatina an unrealistic amalgam of (how Phil perceived) communism, Latin American culture, and Japanese culture (because Phil was a weeaboo)?

 

[Mr. Duck]

I give you THE YAOI DISTRICT

Poor Simón Bolivar, he deserves better than having an street named after him on an imaginary fetish district created by an autistic tranny, he liberated half of South America for fucks sake.

 

[AN/ALR56]

There is no mention of air defenses and armored units.
also how many air bases capable of having a fighter wing?,how many cargo planes?
also there is only one ordnance corps,meaning that ahuviya's army would face a serious lack of spare parts,ammo in case of it's destruction.
I can expect a 200.000 men invasion from the u.s army and with its excellent air power and artillery to completely destroy ahuviya's army in 2 weeks.
also there is a ''portuguesa'' district'' ,probably the far left from portugal and brazil are living in there.

 

[RWS Watcher]

Interesting how TCM & Boomerang are syndicated there, but no pornographic channels not even Showtime.

That's because ADF is childish.

Notice how he doesn't have ID Discovery either. Geez, ADF must be afraid of the big, bad criminals featured on there

Also, there does not seem to be a Lifetime channel or a 24 hour soap opera channel station. ADF must like seeing the housewives and elderly women suffer in his imaginary country.

Edit: No BET either. I'm not surprised. ADF does not care about black people or black entertainment.

 

[RWS Watcher]

The token black soldier in the Australatian army

The Former(?) Prime Minister

Naruto characters fighting in the country's wars

And ADF creating a Hetalia-ish human representation of his imaginary country

 

[Picklechu]

The Former(?) Prime Minister

Like ADF's fake country's other leader, J-Lo, Cruz Bustamante is a real person.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I give you THE YAOI DISTRICT

I thought that Australatina was already supposed to be some kind of gay homeland. Why do they need a gay district? Is it a home for the extra super gay Australatinians?

 

[Tookie]

Why did he put the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria in the seal? Does Phil's enthusiasm for the Spanish oppression of indigenous peoples know no bounds?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

ADF has abandoned the Australatina identity and is now a Googletranslatina.

Let no one say that this forum had no purpose.

On topic: holy fucking shit the autism.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

The token black soldier in the Australatian army

In this picture his country looks like Mississippi

 

[DykesDykesChina]

That's because ADF is childish.

Notice how he doesn't have ID Discovery either. Geez, ADF must be afraid of the big, bad criminals featured on there

Also, there does not seem to be a Lifetime channel or a 24 hour soap opera channel station. ADF must like seeing the housewives and elderly women suffer in his imaginary country.

Edit: No BET either. I'm not surprised. ADF does not care about black people or black entertainment.

I wonder whether ADF ever heard about the fact that real-life hammer and sickle countries just had a few TV channels which didn't operate around the clock. Also a communist country probably wouldn't name its electric utility "Edison" - a capitalist inventor. Try "People-owned Power Plant Friedrich Engels" or something like that. Also, the little Sandman disapproves of Australatina.

And now, that I've seen Sandman, I can go to bed and catch some sleep...

 

[Picklechu]

Like ADF's fake country's other leader, J-Lo, Cruz Bustamante is a real person.

I just realized that @Hispanic_Hitlermobile has Cruz Bustamante as an avatar.

 

[Cucky]

Why is it called "austral"? Like mentioned previously it means "south" but it's only south if you're in Canada...

 

[Admiral Piett]

@Crikey I believe that he uses "austral" since it covers the deep south

 

[Cucky]

@Crikey I believe that he uses "austral" since it covers the deep south

Oh i see. Upon closer inspection of the map it's supposed to be all of eastern US. Still fucking stupid.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Oh i see. Upon closer inspection of the map it's supposed to be all of eastern US. Still fucking stupid.

Therese no doubting that, however with this, there is method to this madness.

 

[CornetteFace]

If this place was legit I'd culturally appropriate it so hard.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I love how most of the important phone numbers he's got running down the side include a LGBT switchboard, and then different helplines for lesbians, bi people, etc. in case the switchboard operator just refuses to put you through to the correct help resources for some reason. That's a splendid redundancy which reminds me a bit of the foamers.

Also, presaging his current life and triggering (not that way) my inner grammar sperg -- never far from the surface when someone like Phil needs a good point-and-laugh -- there is a "shetler" hotline. I guess if you are hmoeless, and need to find a shetler, that's great, but it's also dristubing that so many of the ppoulace need shetlers. It says nothing good about the cuntory's encomony.