Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

anyone catch this new dance move from earlier today?

 

[alogatog]

anyone catch this new dance move from earlier today?
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He looks malformed, so focused all muscles in his face have gone to factory defaults and made him a caveman

 

[roblox penis]

anyone catch this new dance move from earlier today?
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This move would fucking go off at a DnB rave night. Bossman is just a high-tempo guy. That's what the crack is for.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

This move would fucking go off at a DnB rave night

All this is missing is...

 

[draggs]

anyone catch this new dance move from earlier today?
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it's so great to see boss happy bustin out some moves while the rats stew in their own seethesweat

 

[roblox penis]

All this is missing is...

 

[Gooby]

Seriously how can you ever lose it all at this game if you can cash out with a "2x" win after just one gem

Basic math? The odds are lower than 50% to click "just one gem" because there are more bombs than gems in that loadout.

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously how can you ever lose it all at this game if you can cash out with a "2x" win after just one gem

Because no matter how you play it it's -EV.

https://wizardofodds.com/games/mines/

tl;dr for that page:

My advice is this game is to either choose at least two mines and play as long as like, or one mine and either stop at one diamond or go all the way to all 24.

That way there's about a 95% payout on every bet. You can make this a lot worse, though, as bad as 36%, by doing some of the goofier things I've seen BMJ do.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Bossman truly has luck with getting out of jail

 

[oldTireWater]

I really have no idea what is going on when he plays slots.

You'll notice he doesn't either when he tries a new slot for the first time. It's just a bunch of flashing crazy shit that takes multiple observations before any sort of pattern starts to emerge.

 

['Ole Dente]

Swap crack for weed and gamba for Quake 2 and that's literally you.

the fuck is wrong with weed and Quake 2, it was an excellent game

 

[R00T]

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damn that $50 depo nice

>clicks in the same spot he just hit a mine on the previous board on the fresh one
>surely a mine wouldn’t be in the same spot twice.
>hits a mine first try 3 times in a row.

The biggest of brains.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Because no matter how you play it it's -EV.

https://wizardofodds.com/games/mines/

tl;dr for that page:

That way there's about a 95% payout on every bet. You can make this a lot worse, though, as bad as 36%, by doing some of the goofier things I've seen BMJ do.

I think you math nerds are vastly overthinking it. Every game the bossman plays is a pure 50/50, he either wins or he doesn’t.

 

[Bloitzhole]

It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended via the louki route to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas

to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.

Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.

Spoiler: Bonus Pics

View from Litochoro at the foot of the Olympus mountain range


View towards the valley before ascending

View towards the peaks with Kees and free hand dox

Loki Route

View from Mytikas

Goats below Olympus at 2800m

Goats in Soup at 2100m

 

[R00T]

Every game the bossman plays is a pure 50/50, he either wins or he doesn’t.

And if he doesn’t win it was rigged.

 

[somevan712]

And if he doesn’t win it was rigged.

They never want to let him win. It's so wrong dude.

 

[Star Classic]

the fuck is wrong with weed and Quake 2, it was an excellent game

I have it on Steam but I remember not enjoying it as much as Q1 since its didn't grab me in the same way. Is it worth another a try?

 

[Billy Bong]

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It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas
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to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.
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Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.

God bless you, and Kees H

 

['Ole Dente]

I have it on Steam but I remember not enjoying it as much as Q1 since its didn't grab me in the same way. Is it worth another a try?

Hell yeah it is, Quake 2 RTX is great.

A tiny little bite of a weed gummy so it evens things out a tiny bit, some S&V chips and some Quake is what the body needs, brother.

 

[Star Classic]

Hell yeah it is, Quake 2 RTX is great.

A tiny little bite of a weed gummy so it evens things out a tiny bit, some S&V chips and some Quake is what the body needs, brother.

>RTX
>weed


Yeah I'll just stick to vanilla Quake 2.