- Dołączono
- 24 Gru 2018
In recent days, noted journalist and beloved pillar of the community @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg has raised awareness of the new face of the alt-right: the Millennial Mental Midget. Millennial Mental Midgets target the vulnerable and naive, such as the autistic and the young, turning them against innocent, true, and honest intersex people such as @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg.
In the vein of protecting this community, I, at great personal and financial risk, thoroughly researched the characteristics of the average Millennial Mental Midget, and have compiled the following questionnaire to determine whether or not you or a loved one is a Millennial Mental Midget. Answer Yes or No to the following questions:
All results of this quiz are 100% accurate. I take no responsibility for any painful truth this quiz reveals. You will never be a woman, Thomas.
In the vein of protecting this community, I, at great personal and financial risk, thoroughly researched the characteristics of the average Millennial Mental Midget, and have compiled the following questionnaire to determine whether or not you or a loved one is a Millennial Mental Midget. Answer Yes or No to the following questions:
- Do you have an account on the Kiwi Farms?
- Do you have autism, or any variation thereof?
- Do you rent a house?
- If you answered "Yes" to Question 1, does your Kiwi Farms account have the Person of Interest tag?
- Do you believe that sexual contact with minors (an individual person who is less than 18 years old) is, can be, okay in certain circumstances?
- Are you a 60+ year old male who follows underage girls on Instagram?
- Do you believe that masturbating a dog is a valid method of training it?
- Do dogs give you erections?
- Do you routinely shit your own pants?
- Do you think shitting your pants is okay and/or normal?
- Are your living quarters a mess?
- Do you think it's okay to live in a messy house?
- Do you buy narcotics from shifty Mexicans?
- Do you routinely stream on YouTube while stoned out of your fucking mind?
- Do you have an entire internet forum dedicated to mocking you?
- Do you have an entire subforum on the Kiwi Farms dedicated to mocking you?
- Do you routinely make impotent legal threats to members of either of those websites?
- Do you believe the Space Jews will make everything right before you kick the bucket?
- Do you believe having an undescended testicle makes you intersex?
- Do you believe women urinate out of their clitorises?
- Do you routinely appropriate Native American culture by falsely claiming you are a "two-spirit" individual?
- Have you been shot for trespassing while dumpster diving?
- Do you poorly play a saxophone in the hopes that people will ignore your stench and give you money?
- Have you been repeatedly banned from LGBTQ+ groups on Facebook for attempting to groom their underage members?
- Have you ever used the name "Tommy Tooter" as a stage name?
- Do you respond to proof of your misdeeds with anger, denial, boomer memes, and alliterative insults?
- Do you have no idea how human biology, and female human biology in particular, works?
- Do actual women find you repulsive?
- Are your only companions fleas, roaches, and rats?
- Finally, are you going to give this survey a negative rating and write an angry, incoherent comment denouncing this survey and the man who wrote it?
- 0-5 : Congratulations! You are a perfectly normal, functioning member of society.
- 6-10: You have the signs of a Millennial Mental Midget, but with a bit of therapy and self-improvement, you can become a better person
- 11-15: You are in dangerous territory. Get help now.
- 15-20: You are a Millennial Mental Midget.
- 20-25: You are beyond help at this point, you Millennial Mental Midget.
- 25+: You are the ultimate Millennial Mental Midget, the epitome of the archetype. To my knowledge, there is only one person who has ever scored this high.
All results of this quiz are 100% accurate. I take no responsibility for any painful truth this quiz reveals. You will never be a woman, Thomas.
