Are you enjoying prison, stalker?

[Useful_Mistake]

Prison, the land of the unfree. For your thousands upon thousands of stalking crimes, you are now in prison. A week passes, you receive a letter. "Are you enjoying prison, stalker?"

Well? Are you?

 

[ANF]

I'm exercising, I'm sleeping well.

I'm doing the time OF MY LIFE!

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Pa da pa pa paaaaah, I'm lovin' it

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Free meals & all the dicks I can suck. What’s not to enjoy?

 

[White_N]

Free housing, free food, free gym, no need to pay taxes, no w@men around, it's time to grind

 

[The Backwards Man]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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This is but your delusions again, Stalker Child! You will enjoy prison, and you will stop your stalkingness at once!

 

[The Backwards Man]

This is but your delusions again, Stalker Child! You will enjoy prison, and you will stop your stalkingness at once!

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.
You have been instructed many, many thousands of times to cease contact with this mailing address. Continuing to do so constitutes felony mailbox harassment. Do not send mail to my address again.
Enjoy prison.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.
You have been instructed many, many thousands of times to seize contact with this mailing address. Continuing to do so constitutes felony mailbox harassment. Do not send mail to my address again.
Enjoy prison.

This is your mentally ill stalker delusions again, Child. I have never contacted this mail address. I will not. You are not me, Child.

This is why you're going to prison.

 

[User names must be unique]

I swear I'm the only person Fatrick has blocked on twitter, I never even said anything to him directly.

 

[Waifu Days]

I'm enjoying it quite a bit. Thanks for asking, stalker child.

 

[Blackstar]

I never didn't enjoy it, child.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's all right I guess.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

We'll be fine.

 

[Catler]

No and this is all a misunderstanding! I wasn't stalking anyone I was trying to enter the zone!

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

wow this guy has problems

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No and this is all a misunderstanding!

The misunderstanding is that you are not enjoying prison when you have been instructed many, many thousands of times to enjoy prison

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I waited for the knock. The knock never came. I am not, currently, enjoying prison.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I am not, currently, enjoying prison.

The police are on their way, Stalker. You will enjoy prison.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

As I am typing this on a phone that was smuggled up some dude's ass, I have to say this isn't bad. I have a job making office furniture for the state, my mom gives me money to buy instant noodles, I get free food, I watched a child molester get stabbed, and a guy covered in swastika tattoos cuddles me at night to keep me warm.

So yes, I am enjoying prison.