Are you a top, or bottom?

[Catler]

When you play lichess do you play on the bottom rows of the board, or the top?

 

[dick brain]

I don't play lichess as I am not a lich.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I’m a power top

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Depends whose dick is bigger.

 

[SandyCat]

I'm a power neutral, I do nothing to the extreme

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I spam slurs in chat until I get banned

 

[Gargamel]

I'm a top.

I don't know what lichess is but that looks like a Chess board. I don't know how to play Chess.

 

[Catler]

I'm a top.

As expected of someone who has a Gargamel avi.

I definitely a top too, yah uh huh you can tell by how I am right?

 

[Gargamel]

As expected of someone who has a Gargamel avi.

I definitely a top too, yah uh huh you can tell by how I am right?

I assume you're a top because bottoms don't lay pipe.

I "lay pipe" I don't "lay tube".

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I'm a medium.

 

[dick brain]

I'm a medium.

You mean mid?

 

[Neetorino]

I only play on light squares. (Chess runs the same as checkers, yeah?)

 

[Gargamel]

I only play on light squares. (Chess runs the same as checkers, yeah?)

No, Chess uses both light and dark squares.

 

[generic sauce]

Whites play first because they are the better race.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I'm output only.

 

[Catler]

I assume you're a top because bottoms don't lay pipe.

Sometimes I "fit" pipe.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I have no preference, I'm just grateful when women consent, because otherwise it gets messy.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Versatile, depending on me/partner's mood.

 

[Tablet County]

I am a dreidel.