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💥 TrainwreckAnisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches
Dear sweet merciful Caleb Hammer, please join the farms so we can feed you all of our knowledge on the Jomha's economy and budgeting skills.
It would be so good.
Still acting as if they care about Fiona. Poor dog, her life must be miserable being just a glorified photo prop.
Yes, the same country that has the laws Lex Jewthor was gonna take advantage of to sue your asses. Plus you've been "back in Canada" for close to a month at least. Old news.
(This is the same guy who said he fuggin' wants to work with kids btw)
She always says that right after they get into deep shit. Then AndI apologizes to whoever they're in trouble with, while Anissuh copes that they totally won. She leaves her socials for a while and then comes back posting about how awesome it is to touch grass, and how Canada is a super utopia. She's so predictable lmao.
I couldn’t give a fuck about the literal shit she manages to whip up every time.
What’s rustling my Jimmys is the fucking mid tier low quality “Japanese Inspired” knife set with cosmetic Damascus steel etched on.
She doesn’t cook anything the requires a hard Japanese knife. And if she did she would only need 1 of them. The softer German steel is usually a much better choice for the home cook for the ease of use and easier maintenance. A single Zwilling or Wustof knife costs as much as her whole set.
With the perfectly framed inclusion of her faux-fancy knives and Maldon Sea salt.
For someone who spends as much effort as she does at skinwalking as a skilled home cook with the tools she owns. Her skills are always on full display once you behold the giant piece of shit she calls food.
All players in the Johmaverse aged like yoghurt left out in the sun.
Ian's 36 but looks like a crackhead in his 40s.
Hasan is 34 but looks like he is in his 50s
King Jew is apparently 41, also looks like he is in his 50s.
All players in the Johmaverse aged like yoghurt left out in the sun.
Ian's 36 but looks like a crackhead in his 40s.
Hasan is 34 but looks like he is in his 50s
King Jew is apparently 41, also looks like he is in his 50s.
i wonder how much damage and how severe the CTE he got from getting his head rocked is. And i, the promise of pussy cannot be that GOOD, surely chris ray gun can tell you how stank and rank it is.
In honor of Anus’ 33rd birthday since she had to remind everyone I thought I’d compile a list of her accomplishments.
had her dad threaten the school with litigation to let her play on the boys lacrosse team
Dropped out of art school
Jumped around wagie jobs to brag about her work ethic
Moved back to Edmonton to live with her parents and instead of trying to make something of herself absorbed Kaceytron’s online persona and imitated it to titty stream
Immediately started gay wars with other online thots and normal women
Openly talked about all the famous YouTubers she wanted to fuck from Filthy Frank, Leafy to iDubbbz
Started dating Akaaidian, a younger but more successful streamer to get more clout
Publicly thirsted after leafy on Twitter
Was terrible at video games letting other skilled players carry her
Traced art and passed it off as her own
Used Chris Ray Gun for clout
Doxxed Keemstar live
Went to twitchcon with younger boyfriend and broke up with him for Ian
Lost a debate to lunatic vegan gains and crashed out
Made dogshit YouTube videos
Absorbed her siblings accomplishments
Presented herself as a victim of Islamophobia despite being white and westernized and not practicing any core values of Islam
Was a racist, ableist, slut shaming edgelord and never apologized despite male wife apologizing
Talked shit about some dude she was friends with behind his back while he was defending her
Constantly flirted with Chris Ray Gun live and on Twitter while with Ian
Insulting Chris’ then girlfriend, Laci Green, out of jealousy
Backstabbing Zoe Burgher because Ian told her not to associate with her after she was welcomed by the “hoe squad”
Defends convicted pedophile Lionmaker or whatever the fuck his name is
Talked shit about Ian to randos on discord
Complained about people watching her to talk about Ian even though he didn’t want to go public with their relationship and she constantly used it for clout
Said good things came from Nazi experimentation
Cried on stream in dog makeup because of low subs and viewers
Needed more attention so had Ian pay for a boob job
Started getting hideous tattoos
Opened OF starting the beginning of Ian’s downfall
Claims OF was to pay for her fathers care when that was a lie as she later tells Hasan all his healthcare needs were paid for by the amazing Canadian healthcare system
Cries about OF backlash despite showing off retarded Gucci bags and bragging about money
Gets engaged and crashes out about how she didn’t want a big ring
Has an emergency, trashy Vegas wedding where she cries the whole day while posting pictures of her ass to OF on her literal wedding day
Insists Ian change his last name to hers because she thinks his last name is too ugly
Almost immediately shaves head after marriage
Convinced Ian to leave CA for Seattle
End up paying over asking for Seattle house despite having no reason to be there
Takes credit for the Tana content cop but never apologizes
Ian puts in all the work getting a team together to create Creator Clash
Openly thirsts over Hasan the one time he had her on with Ian and tries to connect with him through their Muslim-ness while throwing Ian under the bus for his past Islamophobia
She backs out of fighting Minx because muh concussions when really she just got rocked in sparring and got scared
Banned Sam Hyde from attending creator clash returning 10k that was for charity
Takes most of the credit for Creator Clash when it’s successful
Turned down over a million for rights to creator clash because it was “her baby”
Talks shit about Sam Hyde frequently
Gets boobs removed and claims she’s autistic
Starts remote podcast with Kaceytron and denims that lasts two or three episodes then quits because no one cared
Threatens to sue Froggy Fresh over an OF joke
Went private on Twitter from backlash of removing Froggy Fresh three weeks leading up to the event despite being a boss babe boxing promoter
Hides CC2s failure and postures as if it were a success by immediately announcing they were looking for new fighters for CC3 the day after (when in reality the knew the night of they were fucked and talked about killing themselves while Ian was getting stitched up at the hospital)
Failed to let fighters know the event failed until it was too much pressure from them wanting to know how much they raised and inquiring about their bonuses
Charity comes knocking and it’s forced to be publicly revealed Creator Clash 2 lost close to 400k according to Ian with charities left out to dry because she had to have lavish parties and fly in Hasan
Doesn’t participate in the 24 hour humiliation charity stream besides revealing Ian shits his pants
Immediately volunteers Ian to fight leafy with Sam Hyde as leafys coach while Ian was sleeping from the 24 hour stream only to back out when leafy makes fun of her hitting on him in the past
Wastes tons of money renting out a Seattle studio and hiring a designer to create a set to try to make a show with Dax Flame that failed
Returns to OF to showcase botched boobs
Gets buttersnake for 20k (body already covered in doodles)
Dog chases foreign family by busting through a window
Publicly starts thirsting over Hasan on their recorded podcast
Insists on creator clash 3 because it’s her passion despite Ian saying he never wanted to do it again and he hates boxing
Puts no effort into promotion besides trying to get people she doesn’t like to fight larger opponents for a day or two
Quietly takes deal to get 1/3 of profit from CC3 without disclosing it and marketing it as a charity event
Doesn’t disclose no ticket sales go to charity, only the separate fundraiser
Briefly returns to streaming to peak numbers of 72 and quits
Crashes out on stream looking like a 13 year old boy about how she makes people cry and commentary have never worked a real job
Wouldn’t stand up for Ethan and Hila Klein when people said their house was full of dog shit and their kids were in danger
Snakes Ethan Klein (their biggest supporter and promoter) and gets involved in making the content cop on him at Hasan’s house in a pathetic attempt to cozy up to Hasan
Deeply in the trenches of h3 snark because muh Palestine and Jews or whatever
Intimidates Olivia from the h3 podcast into quitting
Releases Olivia DMs where she shows her moral authority and hinting at their interactions previously being about shit talking Ethan
Tries to intimidate AB into quitting h3 which he seriously considered
Replaces Blitz immediately with a backyard breeder designer dog
Doctor shopping for Ian until she gets him hopped up on Adderall
Immediately stops the maximum damage podcast from h3 fallout
Content cop has fighters dropping left and right
They are booted from their own company
Event has to be canceled entirely from controversy she started fucking over fighters and staff
Says she doesn’t regret any of the content cop or walking away from creator clash
Accused Ethan Klein of being on drugs when she knows he has Tourette’s
Gets assassinated by Queen Kate Yang and outed for lying about being in porn with Mia Khalifa, their house costing more than it did, thinking Sam Hyde was actually going to kill her, shit talking her own fighters, not supporting a bill to end child marriage, stiffing Kate and Michael Briggs 5k, not inviting them to the gala, being a diva, her crush on gorgeous Gabe, various humiliating stories
Flees to Canada days later and stays in a basement until they close on their Edmonton house
Seattle house put on the market for same price they bought for despite renovations and a different market
Claims people who wear expensive jewelry should be robbed
Gets cursed hair extensions to remove them shortly after
Returns to OF again
Skinwalks Valkyrae (Hasan’s girlfriend) while she has extensions
House stays on market for a long time then sells at a loss
Falsely accuses Ian’s ex coach, Michael Briggs, of touching her inappropriately
Starts hoarding innocent reptiles and fish while her dog is suffering a slow death from cancer
Cursed trans Dobby Halloween idea that pissed off trans people and made everyone else laugh at them
Terrible bog episodes
Starts being a master chef and baker despite her food looking like absolute dog shit
Attempts to get autism diagnosis
Starts to draw then gives up almost immediately
Returns to OF again and abandons it
Talks about making a video game where you kill Ethan Klein
Participates in the Ethan Klein pedophile watermark stream
Returns to streaming for about four streams after claiming how much she missed it and how good at it she is only to give up and announce she hates streaming (it’s because low viewership)
Brags about volunteering but now never speaks of it
Constant talk of being set for life despite Ian contradicting her by returning heated socks and saying he’s streaming to avoid getting a real job
Sells Gucci bags on Facebook marketplace instead of giving them away to a homeless person or even a friend despite being “set for life”
Desperate, cash grab pickle video
Takes off on girls trip to LA with the excuse of Kailey’s dead cat to just party, get drunk and rub shoulders
Gets named in C&D from Ethan Klein over the pedo stream, refuses to apologize
When Ian gets formally sued by Ethan Klein since it happened on his twitch channel she doubles down and attacks the casino who was supporting her, Charlie who was supporting her and every commentary channel supporting them
Moved to Fansly cause Jews to clap her ass
Exposed as a parasocial Hasan simp when he won’t even acknowledge her despite her @ him in chat several times, him pronouncing her name like Sam Hyde, and her being a 32 month sub
Ian apologizes to avoid lawsuit and she goes mostly dark
Back to baking and being trad wife, reminding people she’s not online that much
Had to remind everyone it’s her 33rd birthday or else no one cares besides Maureen
Feel free to add more. This list doesn’t include all the monstrous tattoos, Twitter crashouts and bitch slap fights, fashion fails, hilarious facetune, all skin walking, lies, cringe tiktok content, contradictions, backstabbing, general retardation about literally everything, etc etc.
Happy birthday, Anisa! Everything you touch turns to shit, Hasan thinks you’re cringe, and you look like an old, alcoholic auntie!
Excellent writeup. Just mentioning my favorite non-arc: Bookworm Anisa. Every time she interacts with books is hilarious to me.
Two or three times she wasted a bunch of money on books trying to talk like an avid reader who is so literary and classy. A month later in the bog she talks how it's so weird and creepy that her dementia-sick father can read for two or three hours out of pleasure. Short-term memory queen!
More recently when she was setting up her "office" with books she picked up from garbage. Something like The History of Canada Vol. II of XII.
Someone predicted bookworm Anisa as her next arc because she can just ask chatGPT to give her summaries and talking points without reading too much.
This bitch is never reading more than two pages. Who is she skin walking this time? Is there a woman she’s jealous of that is a known avid reader? These books look stupid af
And now I am mati because this bitch just said last Wednesday “who the fuck wants to read for two hours”
And no. You weren’t in need of a white button up. Unless you’re going on real job interviews at your local hipster cafe.
Excellent writeup. Just mentioning my favorite non-arc: Bookworm Anisa. Every time she interacts with books is hilarious to me.
Two or three times she wasted a bunch of money on books trying to talk like an avid reader who is so literary and classy. A month later in the bog she talks how it's so weird and creepy that her dementia-sick father can read for two or three hours out of pleasure. Short-term memory queen!
More recently when she was setting up her "office" with books she picked up from garbage. Something like The History of Canada Vol. II of XII.
They got a guitar and keyboard and were going to try do music. She has never shown the actual guitar but had it in the background of her stream in its case because she didn’t want anyone to criticize her for what kind if of guitar it was. I’m sure whatever she bought she made an excellent choice. I’d love to see Anus shred that fucking guitar.
I heard that Anisa's ass clapping is so loud that the neighbors are filing noise complaints and that it’s scaring away the native bird population, some of which are endangered. Is that true chat?
