💬 Off-Topic An under-explored side of Phil: Rollerskating!

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Dentontx

Dentontx

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Interestingly, Phil's only two likes of things on Facebook aren't what you'd expect, like maybe cycling gear, weight-loss or autist self-care groups or resources for the translatinx community. They're for of all things rollerskating: Rollerskating Is Awesome and Roller Derby Rocks.

Is this an unsuspected side of our potato's identity? Does Phil see himself as our very own Rollergirl? [Horrifying.] Are laceups more testes-friendly than bikeseats? Should we expect to see the spud on skates?
 
Phil must fall down from time to time -so is he the real cause of earthquakes on the west coast?
 
Roller derby is pretty popular with lesbians so it's not exactly unexpected that Phil fixates on it. Unlike biking, however, it appears he actually does know how to skate.

Does anybody know if he's ever even seen a roller derby before? I figured he just latched onto it without knowing anything about it because of the whole 'roller derby = lesbians' thing.
 
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Roller derby is pretty popular with lesbians so it's not exactly unexpected that Phil fixates on it. Unlike biking, however, it appears he actually does know how to skate.

Does anybody know if he's ever even seen a roller derby before? I figured he just latched onto it without knowing anything about it because of the whole 'roller derby = lesbians' thing.
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Lesbians and violence (probably thinks it's directed at TEH MENZ!!) are probably the main attractions. That and there are now transwomen friendly leagues or something? Here's a link to the tumblr tag about it (shitty autoplay warning): http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tumblr.com/tagged/skatelife
 
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At least he more or less knows how to stand on skates.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/image-jpg.47793/
Pic from this thread : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sep-10-2015-adf-future-roller-derby-star.12500/
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Pardon my sperging, but derby requires regular roller skates, not inline, and we have no proof of Ahuviya managing to use those.

Typical, really.
 
He used to be really into inline skating during his weeb phase. Back then he hadn't been homeless, I think, and used to blade around pretty much everywhere. I don't remember why he dropped the activity. Without it he really ballooned up.
 
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