🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

What If Amberlyn has an extreme flatulence problem and you were somehow forced on a 4 hour car journey with her? 😷 💨 ☣️
 
lol which one of you dick licks tweeted this to her
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tweet my other shops at her!!! i have so many

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awww shucks, sorry bout that
 
I wonder if this will confirm Thumb's fears about living in the "big city" and she needs to start packing like she said she would? That would be a cool story arc. How long before Thumby shoots either herself or Al? Accidentally, of course.
E: fixed stupid mistake
 
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I wonder if this will confirm Thumb's fears about living in the "big city" and she needs to start packing like she she she would? That would be a cool story arc. How long before Thumby shoots either herself or Al? Accidentally, of course.
Would Amber have to carry Becky's gun when they go out? She's the only one who carries a purse.
 
Would Amber have to carry Becky's gun when they go out? She's the only one who carries a purse.

Just checked - Anyone who owns a gun can carry a gun in public (concealed) - no permit required - So any batshit crazy can carry a gun - if you piss the wrong person off you can just be shot dead where you stand,,,,,,


EDIT - So I go and have a quick check to see when the last time someone was shot in Lexington expecting it to be at least a couple of months ago --- and no - 3 people shot outside Bath and Bodyworks just 8 mins drive from The Henry

 
Just checked - Anyone who owns a gun can carry a gun in public (concealed) - no permit required - So any batshit crazy can carry a gun - if you piss the wrong person off you can just be shot dead where you stand,,,,,,
True, but that could happen even if you needed a permit to carry it. People who want to murder someone aren't going to let some pesky permit stop them.
 
Kentucky is dangerous, and not just in the hollers where uncle-cousin Bubba might decide he doesn't like your looks.
Lexington in particular has a LOT of bad stuff going on. Drugs, big shipments not just a tiny bag of weed here and there. Illegal sex stuff too. Don't ask me how I know this stuff because frankly it's been years since I worked down there and I'm bad with names and faces at the best of times, but one hears and sees things.
Parts of the city are very nice, and most of the people are as innocent as anything. But the ones that aren't? They're around, and they know how handy it is to be in a state the the rest of the country doesn't take seriously where there are highways and airports and art galleries and big beautiful farms and wealthy people.
 
Just checked - Anyone who owns a gun can carry a gun in public (concealed) - no permit required - So any batshit crazy can carry a gun - if you piss the wrong person off you can just be shot dead where you stand,,,,,,


EDIT - So I go and have a quick check to see when the last time someone was shot in Lexington expecting it to be at least a couple of months ago --- and no - 3 people shot outside Bath and Bodyworks just 8 mins drive from The Henry

Alright Dianne Feinstein we hear ya!
 
I would think Amber and Becky would be easy targets to rob. Obviously they can't put up a fight, they can barely walk and certainly aren't going to run away. It also doesn't take long to realize they're about as smart as a box of rocks. If Amber is flashing cash when she goes out, the wrong people are going to notice it.
 
I would think Amber and Becky would be easy targets to rob. Obviously they can't put up a fight, they can barely walk and certainly aren't going to run away. It also doesn't take long to realize they're about as smart as a box of rocks. If Amber is flashing cash when she goes out, the wrong people are going to notice it.
I just got the mental picture of amber getting shot and landing on her stomach. Her body is so huge that her short (mammoth) legs and head wouldn’t touch the ground. How fucking weird would that look?

edit: she’s an inflatable sumo wrestler costume you rent for shitty parties
 
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I would think Amber and Becky would be easy targets to rob. Obviously they can't put up a fight, they can barely walk and certainly aren't going to run away. It also doesn't take long to realize they're about as smart as a box of rocks. If Amber is flashing cash when she goes out, the wrong people are going to notice it.
So, in other words, Amber would be an idiot to buy a real LV bag?
 
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