🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

500 pounds you say??

Speaking of which, Amber has started adding people to her MFP again.

 

[Xenomorph]

Speaking of which, Amber has started adding people to her MFP again.
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Jesus she needs all the asspats she can get right now

 

[Pineapple Fox]

 

[DumbBitchSyndrome]

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I’m guessing she didn’t have her surgery then if she’s posting about Becky being happy and excited.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Amber is happy. She can't be bothered to suss out other people's emotions.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

So she didn't lose any weight prior to her supposed surgery?? Shocking! I like that she asked if you can gain weight with uterine cancer. Trying to pin her lack of self control on cancer.

Edit: I noticed my post was moved & it looks like a random post, but it was in reply to her FB support group posts. Guess I should've quoted it.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Amber got surgery..

 

[smallmilk]

Facebook Crotch Cancer Group Posts
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Do none of her posts have any comments?

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Guize, try to remember that Amber isn't just faking cancer for money, she's also faking it for attention.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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We need an "unlikely" rating.

 

[dingobaby]

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Her surgery was yesterday? This doesn't seem like something someone posts the day after a major surgery

 

[Billie Ross]

Her surgery was yesterday? This doesn't seem like something someone posts the day after a major surgery

True, that post was clearly before.... I'm expecting a big " I SURVIVED" finger to the haydurs.... hmmm....

 

[peach tea]

Speaking of which, Amber has started adding people to her MFP again.
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I can’t tell if I hate that shirt or the god awful 2006 duck face she always does more. The fact that she thinks that facial expression makes her look sexy is just disturbing to me. It’s like she stopped maturing when she was 14...

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Of course. You can't have one without the other!

Well, if she did have surgery, I'm sure our gorl's first meal out of it she got was orange chicken &...
TONS OF RICE

 

[KiwiKunt]

I can’t tell if I hate that shirt or the god awful 2006 duck face she always does more. The fact that she thinks that facial expression makes her look sexy is just disturbing to me. It’s like she stopped maturing when she was 14...

The photo shop is terrible. Her face is on wonkey - her face is straight but her face frame is on a slant - her head looks super-imposed on to a much bigger body and her shoulders are squared off - awful pic

 

[Clamchowder]

Facebook Crotch Cancer Group Posts
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Operation glam gas light

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

If hamber did get the surgery; right now she is in an immense amount of pain and fully realising that her entire life of ignoring her own body has led her to this moment, unable to leave the hospital bed/recliner, knowing there is a good chance that her cancer is too far gone to treat because she ignored her bleeding crotch for two years.

 

[Ann Berlin]

We need an "unlikely" rating.

press x to doubt rating

 

[Fascist Ferret]

In an old video from amberlynn, about three years ago, she said that she couldnt be vegan because being vegan means that you can't use tampons:

That would heavily imply that she does use tampons, no?

Kind of funny how penetration wasn't so scary then - when she wasnt making excuses for not going to the gyno for pity points.

And I'm sure others remember how she and destiny posted raunchy snapchats and talked about how destiny could only fit a pinky into amberlynn's dainty period hole.

@Twinkie ,could you upload an archive?

Spoiler: archive

muh hymen

 

[Punkinsplice]

Wow this highlights her housekeeping and horrid cooking.