🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fucksakes]

What's up with Kentucky fatties and having 0 facial hair?

It all goes to Chantals chin

 

[Kitkatty]

She also said a type of grape tastes like candy to her. How lucky, our gorl can satisfy her sweet tooth with a few pieces of fruit. Fitness legend. I could never.

To be fair, there is a variety called "cotton candy" grapes. They don't taste much different than your normal grape, to me.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She also said a type of grape tastes like candy to her. How lucky, our gorl can satisfy her sweet tooth with a few pieces of fruit. Fitness legend. I could never.

I think she said she freezes them

 

[#1DeathFat]

No Amber, that 18” of “cleavage” isn’t okay...

 

[Dragon Lady]

How long did it take her to find the perfect filter to showcase her 'not ok'ness?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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No Amber, that 18” of “cleavage” isn’t okay...

go cry to someone else lol

 

[Cuba Beluga]

No Amber, that 18” of “cleavage” isn’t okay...

I've got a feeling that this whole pandemic has given her an excuse to "go off track." I also think she's likely scared to finally get out of the 500s because she knows she won't be able to go back without extreme criticism

 

[Punkinsplice]

I've got a feeling that this whole pandemic has given her an excuse to "go off track." I also think she's likely scared to finally get out of the 500s because she knows she won't be able to go back without extreme criticism

Well, she could just keep lying, claiming that her weight has stayed at 503 while visibly getting fatter. This can be her new 572.

 

[FatalTater]

OF COURSE she's not okay. lol Dana and Destiny have been posting about their new hairdos and Amber wasn't invited to the makeover party.

 

[John McAfee]

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No Amber, that 18” of “cleavage” isn’t okay...

baitin' for asspats, homegirl is in dire straits

 

[Moonpie]

There's a shortage of Big Reese's Cups at Wommart.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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No Amber, that 18” of “cleavage” isn’t okay...

That’s the understatement of the year, Amber.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'm sure she hates that pretty much the entire world is dealing with stress and trauma and there's nothing special about her mentuls and anxiety that she can melk for views and shekels.

 

[Phalanx]

I’m not ok, is it because Mac Donald’s is closed?

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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No Amber, that 18” of “cleavage” isn’t okay...

Did she edit her eyes? They look edited. I dont have whatever app this is so I'm not sure what you can do on there either.

 

[mekalekahi]

Did she edit her eyes? They look edited. I dont have whatever app this is so I'm not sure what you can do on there either.

Snapchat filters always add eyelashes and a color contact effect which is why she constantly takes selfies on there.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

most also add a slimming effect but modern technology hasn't yet evolved to the point of being able to slim down a 600 lb lard golem to normal size with a snapchat filter.

 

[Clintonberg]

Come on, gorl. Losing weight was supposed to solve all of your problems.

 

[Moonpie]

Snapchat filters always add eyelashes and a color contact effect which is why she constantly takes selfies on there.

And she has the mentality of a 13 yr old girl so there's that.
I believe SC is targeted at the teens. Not 30 yr old deathfats. The mask filter doesn't even fit across her gigantic moon face ffs.

 

[BallSamIck]

Amber is way to fucking stupid to think in that many steps.

She wouldn't understand half of the words you just said.

Not only too stupid. Gorl is too lazy. Anything more than the absolute minimum (and even then, it's too much) isn't happening. Might interrupt the 8th meal of the day.