🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strong Tomato]

Ready for bitchy responses.


Also, lol.

 

[Moonpie]

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Hamber hun- you don't need the first ugly filter. Your moon face wonky eyed no eyebrows is all the ugly anyone sees.

No no boo boo- you like to think you're Ariana but believe me- you're as far from cute and quirky as a fat dough gorl can get.

Even in your lost 89 elbees baby chunk days.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Ariana MUY Grande is MUY maaad!!

Knowing that Hammy is bothered by my low-tier shitpost is why autism is the most powerful force in the universe and not love.

Ready for bitchy responses.
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Also, lol.
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Here are some questions:
1. Do you think anyone actually believes your weigh-ins?
2. Is it true that you are too big to use the toilet so you shit in the bathtub and Becky has to stomp your hippopotamus turds into the drain?
3. Can you do an Ariana Grande makeup tutorial?

 

[ADHD]

Snapchat has a troll filter now?

 

[Dragon Lady]

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Titties out- check
Duck lips- check
No eye contact- check

One classic Hammy selfie for you!

Nitpicky thing to be bothered by, but I find it so annoying that she has her huge baseball mitt sized paws on her face for every stupid selfie

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Look whose back on twitter

 

[Moonpie]

Wash your hands and don't touch your face is rich coming from this unhygenic cow.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Wash your hands and don't touch your face is rich coming from this unhygenic cow.

Yeah

Rich coming from someone who 99% of their health problems is caused by the lack of hygiene lol

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Wash your hands and don't touch your face is rich coming from this unhygenic cow.

Albert demonstrating just how seriously she takes her hand-washing

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Totally random question popped in my head today as I was at my grocery store filling in the few prep gaps I had. Damned war zone & I live in a city that's usually pretty laid back - this was nuts. PL aside, I wonder how she's going to react when she tries to go to Wommart & finds not a single scootypuff to be had as crazed elderlies frantically try to stockpile for the shitstorm that's coming? How is she going to deal with the entitled Karens out there shopping. Saw too many of those today & they didn't look to be in a mood to put up with a deathfat blocking their access to precious products.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I can't wait to see how she'll manag gaslight her audience when she'll address why she changed her name to Amber Reid

I wonder if she posts all these stories shitting on the haydurs on her Snap instead on her Insta to avoid negative comments

 

[ADHD]

I can't wait to see how she'll manag gaslight her audience when she'll address why she changed her name to Amber Reid

"Like, wuuut? That's my name, boo boo."

I wonder how she's going to react when she tries to go to Wommart & finds not a single scootypuff to be had as crazed elderlies frantically try to stockpile for the shitstorm that's coming?

The smart move would be for her to just make a list for Becky and keep herself at home.

 

[Dragon Lady]

"Like, wuuut? That's my name, boo boo."

That 'like, wuuut?' Is so irritating it makes me wanna chimp out

I kinda hope she just pretends that it was always her channel name

 

[smallmilk]

Wash your hands and don't touch your face is rich coming from this unhygenic cow.

She could wash her hair more often too, who knows what kind of flies the poop bun attracts

 

[Dragon Lady]

She could wash her hair more often too, who knows what kind of flies the poop bun attracts

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is changing you guise, changing cause shes going through another breakup booboos

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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The worst part about this is that that bug was crawling on her that whole video. She didn’t even notice until it fell out of her hair.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yeah - no real proof but I strongly get the impression she's 'single' again with Becky only there to step & fetch it. If she or Becky say that's the case; that they're no longer partners, that's good enough.

Her actions to me would indicate she's fishing again - makeup, hair looks lie it might have been brushed at least once I the last few days & although I didn't look too closely, her top doesn't seem covered with dandruff, pet hair, crumbs & various ickies.

She's trying to speak with what she thinks is reason & logic & is coming across as cheerful & positive without being manic.

It will be interesting to see how she chooses to portray herself on social media over the coming weeks.

I have zero sympathy for any little fruit fly that willingly steps into her web. Her long, chaotic history is out there & has been for years & requires no effort to find, watch & think through.

The only change she's shown over 6+ years is getting worse - more arrogant, more smug, more blatantly self serving... plus, I can't imagine anyone in their right mind wanting to put themselves through the dismissive, "I'm better than you" attitude Amber displays towards Becky.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Any fish she catches will likely be bottom feeders anyway. It could end up being entertaining if she does catch one!

 

[Dragon Lady]

If Becky and ALR break up Becky can go back simpering over her stepsister