🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fleasburger]

If Necky beached Hamber, she could easily live with the boys and only have to work part-time. Seriously, between three people, I doubt the rent is more than $400 for each of them. Probbaly less since it's bum-fuck Kentucky. She'd only have to do about 20 hours a week with minimum wage (not optimistic she can get something of higher pay..) I bet Rickie is already paying Erik's part so it can't be terribly expensive. 20 hours is probably do-able for her. Food stamps would make up the food cost.

But we all know, deep down, Necky is totally a feeder and won't leave Hamber.

 

[Barbarella]

When Obamacare was fully in place, you could get insurance on the market even with a pre-existing condition. But it makes everything prohibitively expensive so that was an early thing they talked about dismantling.

I don't know if they have, or if it’s State-by State, but Amber was an absolute fool not to get it that first year so she’d be grandfathered in.

But of course, she is a complete fool. She doesn’t think anything bad is coming but he’s already had two infections that she doesn’t seem to have realized is from her fat. She might carry thousands in her purse now, but they’ll be gone so fast when her first real illness hits and it’s coming. And she’ll be sorry she did that flexing when she runs out and nobody will give her any when she does a GFM. .

 

[literally low-key]

It's strange that people here can come up with so many plans and scenarios that would greatly improve bolth Amber and Becky's lives, but they themselves never can. I think they are bolth content with the lives they are leading. It's a shame.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

She mentioned that after her 100 days of uploading she would be taking a few months off YouTube. Could this be when she's planning to move out of the Muppet shanty?

Nah, most people are actually theorizing that she is finally at (or beyond) the big 600 pound threshold. She was probably hovering around 600lbs in June/July which is exactly why she is hacking up all her videos out of order, releasing fake weigh ins with the camera pointed at the ceiling, and uploading backlogged content from over a month and a half ago. It's all just a big, lazy snokescreen to try to cover her weird, square ham ass,

The few months she takes off are gonna be to hide and also some desperate damage control. She'll eventually come back when the Orange Chicken money shekels start running low, I imagine.

 

[bev]

It's strange that people here can come up with so many plans and scenarios that would greatly improve bolth Amber and Becky's lives, but they themselves never can. I think they are bolth content with the lives they are leading. It's a shame.

Tbf, it's one thing to say or plan that you're going to do something, but it's an entirely different thing to actually do it. Amber has an abandoned tower of unfinished plans rotting in Eric and Ricky's basement, Becky never follows through on things she plans to do (like opening up an Etsy or whatever), and I'm sure the majority of people on this site plan things and don't do them for whatever reason we choose to justify it with.

Like we're speculating on them moving out but can they? The beast is pretty much immobile and will need 24/7 care. Becky isn't emotionally or mentally strong enough. They have shitty credit. Can they even apply for a mortgage or is Becky begging her mom to co-sign for them? Once they do move, Becky's going to lose any help with housework, health, or anything else that Ricky provided. How will they pay for their property tax? How will they pay for anything while maintaining the integrity of their home? I really don't see it happening.

Spoiler: Reminder of how Amber cleaned as an independent+mobile tenant

Timestamped, of course

 

[Twinkie]

IF they're moving (I'll believe it when I see it) it's to a rental so property tax, qualifying for a mortgage etc. is moot.

Also I'd imagine that IF Becky agreed to move it's either to somewhere closeby (proximity to Eric) or somewhere closer to her family. I don't think it's going to be to or near Lexington which is probably a long distance from Becky's family. The reason I think that is because there was a time AL/B were going to stay with Becky's family a lot, and if Lexington were anywhere near that location AL would've used that excuse to hit the cheesecake factory.

The thing is, I can't imagine Amberlynn being genuinely excited for either of those options. And we know Becky doesn't want to move so... why would they. Moving is a pain in the ass it would be a ton (heh) of effort for what? To live in the middle of a new nowhere?

 

[ADHD]

The thing is, I can't imagine Amberlynn being genuinely excited for either of those options. And we know Becky doesn't want to move so... why would they. Moving is a pain in the ass it would be a ton (heh) of effort for what? To live in the middle of a new nowhere?

That's why I wonder if this has to do with whatever drama was alluded to with Amber and the boys earlier in the summer. They might be moving because the boys want Amber to get out.

 

[Mandaark]

Tbf, it's one thing to say or plan that you're going to do something, but it's an entirely different thing to actually do it. Amber has an abandoned tower of unfinished plans rotting in Eric and Ricky's basement, Becky never follows through on things she plans to do (like opening up an Etsy or whatever), and I'm sure the majority of people on this site plan things and don't do them for whatever reason we choose to justify it with.

Like we're speculating on them moving out but can they? The beast is pretty much immobile and will need 24/7 care. Becky isn't emotionally or mentally strong enough. They have shitty credit. Can they even apply for a mortgage or is Becky begging her mom to co-sign for them? Once they do move, Becky's going to lose any help with housework, health, or anything else that Ricky provided. How will they pay for their property tax? How will they pay for anything while maintaining the integrity of their home? I really don't see it happening.

Spoiler: Reminder of how Amber cleaned as an independent+mobile tenant

Timestamped, of coursehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7zGcwBUaI:579

Skipped around that vid, saw them buying furniture-
Her shelf ass is so huge, she literally can't comfortably sit on any of the fucking couches. Her back didn't touch.
I doubt she's ever sat on the couch in the fag shanty.

 

[Bees]

Skipped around that vid, saw them buying furniture-
Her shelf ass is so huge, she literally can't comfortably sit on any of the fucking couches. Her back didn't touch.
I doubt she's ever sat on the couch in the fag shanty.

Maybe she's moving to Houston and she's dropped off youtube per the 600 Lb Life production contract?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I wasn’t sure where to put this, but I was trying to see if I could find Amber’s magical dentist, and I somehow came across this review. Looks like Toxic Lake struck again! LMAO!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Skipped around that vid, saw them buying furniture-
Her shelf ass is so huge, she literally can't comfortably sit on any of the fucking couches. Her back didn't touch.
I doubt she's ever sat on the couch in the fag shanty.

I swear I saw something from someone in the house saying Hamby was only allowed to sit on the ottoman.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I dont know if I have ever heard anyone in the house explicitly say it out loud (Hamber and her narcissistic ego would never allow it) but we certainly almost always see her lying like a huge, sloppy blob on either the ottoman or the floor. Her giant continental shelf of lard / weird square of ham of an ass forces about a foot of clear airspace between her back and any couch or chair she could ever hope to actually sit in.

Something that I have also always found kind of unusual and a little strange/creepy is just how far apart AL is constantly from Necky. In the vlogs and her own Snapchats, when they are in the house together ol' NeckNeck is constantly sitting or lying as far away from Hamber as it looks like she can possibly be. She is always on completely the opposite side of the couch and/or room, in Lexington she was huddled far away on the bed, etc. Have you guys noticed that too? You reckon its a physical repulsiveness and overall stench thing? Or does Necky (just maybe?) might finally be getting sick of Ham's insufferable bullshit at last, too?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Imho, its not unlikely that Hamber could have just been saying "Oh, Becky has health insurance" and quickly moved on. She didn't linger on the question, explain anything about it, nor say shit about fuck whether she had health insurance HERSELF, which is what the question was about.

Bitch lies easier than she breathes. And really, at the end of the day who actually cares? She dodged the real question anyway and we will probably never actually know. Their health insurance stuff is far less interesting (to me) than the REAL questions she keeps lying and smokescreening us about.....like her real weight and the state of those fucking lymphodema layygs

 

[Twinkie]

The ottoman rumor was probably started because the ottoman was in the fags' bedroom for a bit and Eric got a shot of her beached on it. It was moved to the fags' room where they all played vidya games together but that was because the bed isn't big enough for 2 grown men, a morbidly obese woman and a baby rhinocerous.

There are videos showing her on the couch itself. I highly doubt she is "banned" from it; she's more likely to shatter the dining room chairs and she still sits on those. If anything, I'm sure she voluntarily avoids the couch most of the time because she's afraid of breaking it.

Again, Kentucky has expanded Medicaid. There's no reason Becky wouldn't have it.

If Becky didn't have health insurance that would mean Amberlynn is paying for all those doctor and counseling visits, the dentist visits and all of Becky's meds. Amberlynn would have for sure mentioned it. She is the most givingest person she knows, after all.

 

[Billie Ross]

Again, Kentucky has expanded Medicaid. There's no reason Becky wouldn't have it.

If Becky didn't have health insurance that would mean Amberlynn is paying for all those doctor and counseling visits, the dentist visits and all of Becky's meds. Amberlynn would have for sure mentioned it. She is the most givingest person she knows, after all.

Medicaid is completely free?

That's why I wonder if this has to do with whatever drama was alluded to with Amber and the boys earlier in the summer. They might be moving because the boys want Amber to get out.

I still think she is moving due to practical reasons, I was watching some random old video of her and I noticed her squeezing herself inside the toilet, and that stuck on my head,
Her and Becky's toilet door is really small, I believe she struggles a lot to even get in and out, the shower door we know she already does not fit anymore in quite a while.
She must be fed up of paying a big chunk of the rent and not have even a toilet and shower she can get in properly, I can't imagine living like that.
yeah she is closer to the cam in the second picture, but still we can have an idea and that was almost 100lbs ago.
If anyone has any image of another door please let me know, I couldn't find.

 

[Twinkie]

Medicaid is completely free?

If you're a certain percentage under the poverty line AND reside in a state with expanded Medicaid, yes. That would be Becky because she's an adult with no job. Even if she receives SSI (and I personally believe she does) she qualifies. There are Medicaid buy-in programs (so to answer your question: No, Medicaid coverage is not COMPLETELY free for all who qualify) but that's not relevant here.

 

[A Money Creature]

The ottoman rumor was probably started because the ottoman was in the fags' bedroom for a bit and Eric got a shot of her beached on it. It was moved to the fags' room where they all played vidya games together but that was because the bed isn't big enough for 2 grown men, a morbidly obese woman and a baby rhinocerous.

There are videos showing her on the couch itself. I highly doubt she is "banned" from it; she's more likely to shatter the dining room chairs and she still sits on those. If anything, I'm sure she voluntarily avoids the couch most of the time because she's afraid of breaking it.

I concur. Hamber seems like the type of person to want to sit in a couch, but in her videos she's always on a chair.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I kinda hope they are moving out just so I can see what hideous and impractical design choices AL and Becky make in a new place. Will it be seashells in the bathroom sink? An accent wall comprised entirely of Korn posters? Kyuuute fuzzy pink throw pillows matted with cat hair? Will she coordinate the burning of candles, or just have random scents competing for dominance in every room? What about the journals? Will they be stored away or kept on a dozen bookshelves? And will AL's obsessive-compulsive personality disorder prompt her to organize them by color, or chronicalogically? And how will she manage to tastefully work a rainbow flag aesthetic into every single fucking room?

The possibilities for hilarious disasters are endless.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I still think she is moving due to practical reasons, I was watching some random old video of her and I noticed her squeezing herself inside the toilet, and that stuck on my head,
Her and Becky's toilet door is really small, I believe she struggles a lot to even get in and out, the shower door we know she already does not fit anymore in quite a while.
She must be fed up of paying a big chunk of the rent and not have even a toilet and shower she can get in properly, I can't imagine living like that.

Door sizes in houses and apartments are pretty standardized, unless the door frame is wider to be wheelchair accessible. Amber was too fat and dumb to even request a handicapped room for their "vacation."

IF they're moving soon (and I think they are) it has nothing to do with door size, and everything to do with Amber finally having complete control of Becky, who doesn't need immediate access to and interaction with pesky people who aren't Amber.

I also think Amber gets super pissed every time Eric captures her on film which subverts her plot line and gives the haters a glimpse of the truth.

 

[Twinkie]

Industry standards are ever evoloving though. If you've ever lived in a really old apt you'll notice the interior doorways are more narrow particularly for closets and bathrooms (this is sometimes true for old houses too but almost always true for old apartments because cheap). Just moving to a place that is newer construction might make a big difference to her. We know the house is fairly old and I can see in that pic above the frame is smaller than you'd find in new construction.

Then again, you could see in the hotel video that she had to squeeze sideways through the bathroom door and that was probably pretty wide, being a hotel + modern construction.