🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FrazzleCakes powiedział(a):
There is no way that Al could have possibly got in that pool without falling. She can't even step off the curb at McDonalds let alone climb into and out of the pool. My question is how is she getting back out of the pool. She is too heavy to use a ladder and she can't lift her leg over the side of the pool. Is she rolling out?
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Plus, the added weight of the water soaked into her clothing...her getting out of the pool must have been difficult.
 
I imagine the pool situation went like this

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Birthday Dickpunch powiedział(a):
Well... they've never been the picture of a happy relationship, but I think this is just WriterLynn's mastery of the English language.
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This. Is just bad grammarLynn. Becky isnt going anywhere unless there's a fire or a meteor. She's a dumb animal in this relationship. She has no future capacity planning skills and will not foresee if Amber actually was going to leave her.

Amber won't drop Becky unless a combination of 1 extreme weight loss combined with self mobility occurs and 2 something dumber comes along.

When you're 22 w no license and a chick and a "lesbian" it's ok. When you're 30, anyone who will seriously date you is in it for love not to have a second full time job.

Thus then the current situation stays until someone dies or Ricky loses his shut and pours guzzaline all over the Gaycare
 
Careful, Amber. Too much salt and you’ll get swollen again.
 
xenomorph powiedział(a):
Picture it: Al, trying to daintily lower herself into the pool when her knees cant take it anymore she drops in. Water spilling over the sides, then suddenly, you see the water turn yellowish/green as her fetid asshole and gash are now finally touching some form of Kentucky "clean"water. The stench is overpowering to the point where it smells like someone opened up a septic tank.
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Dogs howling, windows slamming shut, vegetation wilting, kids being dragged indoors.
 
Lesbian Sleepover powiedział(a):
This. Is just bad grammarLynn. Becky isnt going anywhere unless there's a fire or a meteor. She's a dumb animal in this relationship. She has no future capacity planning skills and will not foresee if Amber actually was going to leave her.

Amber won't drop Becky unless a combination of 1 extreme weight loss combined with self mobility occurs and 2 something dumber comes along.

When you're 22 w no license and a chick and a "lesbian" it's ok. When you're 30, anyone who will seriously date you is in it for love not to have a second full time job.

Thus then the current situation stays until someone dies or Ricky loses his shut and pours guzzaline all over the Gaycare
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If Lil Ricky does that I do not blame him 1 bit. Not even. I do not approve of cold blooded murder, but sometimes you just have to make an exception.

Poor Ricky works all day and then he gets to play powerbottom to some trollop all night as the Pillow Princess just keeps stinking up the house with some massive ill-favoured gainer thumb rummaging through the home always in a fresh tee and a cool snapback and some takeout in hand. Poor guy.
 
GRAVES powiedział(a):
This bloody belly button situation. Where is the source? I must've missed something.
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Her videos, nigga.

At what point do we stop cupping Rickie's balls? Like people used to feel sorry for Becky too but she chose what she chose. How is Rickie any different? If anything he's more capable than Becky of breaking away from that hellhole. He's clearly not that bothered.

Actually he's been with Eric for like 10 years, way longer than B/ALR so he must really not be bothered. Yall need to stop fetishizing his struggle tbh
 
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