🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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EmpressOfLucite powiedział(a):
Those are fucking Demi Lovato lyrics :story:
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I'm not very familiar with Demi Lovato, so I looked this song up. Jfc it's called "Sober". Only Amber would equate her situation of losing a few thousand subscribers because she's an arrogant, unlikable dipshit who demands support and pity - to a song written by a woman struggling with alcoholism, humbly asking for forgiveness and promising to get help.
Also I love how bolth Chantal and Amber are obsessed with this idea of being "role models". Maybe try to achieve one goal before sharing your vast knowledge and inspiring the world with your bravery.

When looking for the lyrics to "Sober", I happened to run across a different video that might explain our gorl's deep connection with Demi Lovato though:
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QueefQween powiedział(a):
She just ranted on Instagram in her stories how she lost 1000 subs because "she said she will not share her weight anymore on her YT channel". She is so salty CRYINGLAUGHINGEMOGEE
"People only care about that number!!"
And you only care about YOUR sub numbers or else you wouldn't be so salty you damn blob
Maybe you should start to care about your number on the scale aswell, how about that.

I'm sorry I'm too dumb to archive insta stories so if a kind soul could help me out that would be awesome thanks

edit because words
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QueefQween powiedział(a):
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But she does not caaaaaaaaare about all these people unsubbing!!
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Her count must have been tanking so hard and so fast for her to have to go this full out on apologies.
 
When AL dies suddenly in the middle of the night from her heart going "lol fuck it" or accidentally sleeping in a laying down position and her fat suffocating her like a Kevorkian scarf, do you think we will receive the news in the form of Becky (or whatever gf she has at the time) making a video or just a community post? Or will the account suddenly be abandoned and we'll have to pick through Kentucky obituaries until we find "Obese Bitch Died: she was fat lol"?
 
8008135 powiedział(a):
So, what's going to be her Pleeeeeeeeeeease re-subscribe to meeee video?

1. Live weigh-in?
  1. 600 pound admission?
  2. Another "All the things I've lied about" vid?
  3. "How a Fat Girl Goes to the Bathroom | Showing Everyone my Comfort Wipe"

?
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She'll surely do some of those. Due to her pride I think it will go:
1 will be a longer video where she rambles on and on and will squeeze a photo of the scale with some random number showing.
4 "How a fat/500 lb girl does whatever. No way in hell she'll show her legs or mention her (lack of) personal hygiene.
3 after a few weeks of backlash she'll eventually do this one, but will only vaguely mention her weight. There is a possibility she'll make it into a series and only release the info about her weight on the last video of the series.
2 And when all of those get hate, she'll admit to being 600.1 lb
 
There's definitely going to be a video about how she has trust issues, how she's been hurt by everyone around her, and how she puts up a wall even with her enablers supporters. Please feel sorry for a fragile lil 600 lb toddler, she needs her youtube food money :(
 
I read something interesting once about lying, or at least failing to believe yourself when you write. The language becomes less direct. You get phrases like "I do enjoy going skiing. Practicing karate is something that I like to do." over "I love skiing and doing karate." Granted, this was an article about writing online dating profiles, but I wonder if you can hold it up to the tweets of a semi-literate Kentucky-based lesbian. "I do apologize", "...If that was [what] my intention [came across as], I do apologize." (brackets mine for the slightest bit of comprehensibility), "I can take accountability...", "I will admit...", etc.

Obviously, I don't think she's actually aware of doing it. It's a subconscious nuance of reluctance. Either she can't fully commit to her apologies, or she's so obsessed with continuously trying to keep up appearances that she feels like framing them as abilities ("I can, will, do, am able to, etc") makes her look that much more gracious and accomplished.
 
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Golly powiedział(a):
I read something interesting once about lying, or at least failing to believe yourself when you write. The language becomes less direct. You get phrases like "I do enjoy going skiing. Practicing karate is something that I like to do." over "I love skiing and doing karate." Granted, this was an article about writing online dating profiles, but I wonder if you can hold it up to the tweets of a semi-literate Kentucky-based lesbian. "I do apologize", "...If that was [what] my intention [came across as], I do apologize." (brackets mine for the slightest bit of comprehensibility), "I can take accountability...", "I will admit...", etc.

Obviously, I don't think she's actually aware of doing it. It's a subconscious nuance of reluctance. Either she can't fully commit to her apologies, or she's so obsessed with continuously trying to keep up appearances, that she feels like framing them as abilities ("I can, will, do, am able to, etc") makes her look that much more gracious and accomplished.
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Awfully reminiscent of Michael Corleone's "I do reject him" from Godfather I.
 
I admit that in the past
I’ve been a nasty
They weren’t kidding
when they called me
well, a witch
But you’ll find that
nowadays
I’ve mended
all my ways
Repented,
seen the light,
and made a switch

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Cuntylynns comments about O2B were most irking, because he has actually lost significant weight and he foolishly tried to help the blob. Now she's going all spastic saying that this was prerecorded, that her true and honest fans are hurt and she doesn't want to let them down, that her mindset has shocking changed.
It's getting so repetitive and watching her moan in mukbangs and drone on about how the sauce is good, is just not enough for me anymore, I prefer to read the Kiwi threads and watch CXNT because at least that has some humor, effort and generally more intelligible content.
Although a haydur can only be optimistic for all this autistic unsubbing to at-least get us a live weigh in or another "counteen calooories" phase.

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Why did she feel the need to elaborate when asked about her first kiss? The way she responded rubs me the wrong way and feeds into my speculative thoughts on her sexuality.
I wonder if she's ever actually had a healthy friendship/relationship with a man. I think she's bi, still craves the male attention, but is absolutely horrified of letting any man close to her. Why else would she get so smug when talking about the male attention she (supposedly) gets all the time?
 
Damaged Goods powiedział(a):
Brace yourselves, a flood of tweets is coming!

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And yet there was such a big time frame for you to sign up for said health insurance. Just like going to ER at midnight for a bladder infection that could have been seen to at a normal doctor or urgent care during the daytime while playing board games with everyone.
 
Turd Blossom powiedział(a):
I'm not very familiar with Demi Lovato, so I looked this song up. Jfc it's called "Sober". Only Amber would equate her situation of losing a few thousand subscribers because she's an arrogant, unlikable dipshit who demands support and pity - to a song written by a woman struggling with alcoholism, humbly asking for forgiveness and promising to get help.
Also I love how bolth Chantal and Amber are obsessed with this idea of being "role models". Maybe try to achieve one goal before sharing your vast knowledge and inspiring the world with your bravery.

When looking for the lyrics to "Sober", I happened to run across a different video that might explain our gorl's deep connection with Demi Lovato though:
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Even funnier, Demi Lovato overdosed on heroin last year (the overdose isn't funny, the fact that Amberlynn quotes someone who does those hard drugs she hates is funny).

I'm not sure which of her vices this song is specifically written about, but Amberlynn using the words of a hard drug user to explain away her behavior is hilariously ironic. You'd think Amber's hangups about her parents being junkies would make her hesitant to be a fan of Demi since she's not secretive about her hard drug usage, but nope. As always, as long as it fits our Danity Queen's narrative, it's a-okay with her, regardless of inconsistencies or hypocricies.

Christ, I use a lot of commas.
 
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