🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AJ 447]

"it's a possibility"
it's literally not gorl

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

She sure is riding that cuntylynn wave recently, huh.

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

Posted on her instagram..

 

[DarkSydePundit]

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Posted on her instagram..

That‘s not filmed from the front seat.

 

[ADHD]

That‘s not filmed from the front seat.

But look! She's outside the house while it's daylight out!

Take that, haters. She's really showing us.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Yeah looks more like she's leaning forward to rest her wrist on the head rest, which explains the rhythmic bobbing as the car rolls over concrete bridge sections

Edit: also no sign of her blubber over flow onto the center console definitely gives her away

 

[Kaiser Willy II]

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Posted on her instagram..

Becky's hands look like a chubby toddler's. Who's going to be Amber's driver when Becky is too big to drive?

 

[LethalPancake]

Those nails gorl. Now I definitely don't think Becky wipes her because that looks like blood.

 

[Casta Spersions]

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Those nails gorl. Now I think Becky doesn't wipe her because that looks like blood.

Blood from picking her face/arm/laiighhs. Lovely.
She definitely doesn't wipe herself down there.

 

[clusterfuckk]

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Those nails gorl. Now I definitely don't think Becky wipes her because that looks like blood.

How does someone’s nails get that dirty? Especially since they are so fucking short? Gorl don’t wash her hands either apparently

 

[Wyzzerd]

How does someone’s nails get that dirty? Especially since they are so fucking short? Gorl don’t wash her hands either apparently

She can barely stand to cook her beloved food, do you honestly think she would waste her precious standing strength on cleanliness?

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Although she does nothing of actual worth all day, it probably takes a long time to eat as much as she does.

I don’t know, her latest video has an admission of eating an entire can of Pringles in 10 minutes. I really don’t doubt she’s capable of inhaling food like that.

However I can ageee that her entire day revolves around eating, whether it’s planning what to eat or actually eating - it’s all damn day.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

"it's a possibility"
it's literally not gorl

She flattens any earth she walks on.

C’mon, Mama emspex. Amberlynn is a LESBIAN and even she can think outside of the Box.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"I don't, think you, fit those shoes..."

 

[MrsDashx10]

"I don't, think you, fit those shoes..."

"About a 600 lb. Gorl" is a fantastic song.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Wow y'all.
Imagine having the epiphany that you're at the point where you need to shed the equivalent of an adult male lion from your gigantic ass.
...And then deciding your best course of action is to make a tweet about it at midnight, before sending your girlfriend butler to Sonic for a Reese's Blast. Because of course one deserves a special treat for such a life-changing, stunningly brave moment of self-discovery and rawness.

 

[EH 110]

Amber wants to magically lose 400 pounds without changing her eating habits and without exercise. Good luck with that! Last year she needed to lose 300 pounds and next year, if she's still alive, she'll need to lose 500.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Today's tweets, gorls!

You hear that, shitlords? Pronunciation lidurally doesn't matter.

This is a new account and Amber doesn't know what to make of its content:

I don't think she's ever hit any of her mini goals, has she?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

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Wow y'all.
Imagine having the epiphany that you're at the point where you need to shed the equivalent of an adult male lion from your gigantic ass.
...And then deciding your best course of action is to make a tweet about it at midnight, before sending your girlfriend butler to Sonic for a Reese's Blast. Because of course one deserves a special treat for such a life-changing, stunningly brave moment of self-discovery and rawness.

She's really doubling down on 570. YAWN... Amber will never admit to her real weight. Which yes, you stupid cow, is all anyone cares about.

 

[casinoboi]

CURSED IMAGE: The Beckster looks like she's ready to drink from the teet of Moo-berlynn's udders.