🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Wyświetl załącznik 643360 “I don’t like orange chicken”

Girl if you don’t stop lying....

Ohhhhhh she only likes that one specific orange chicken dish, not all of those other, identical, orange chicken dishes. Gotcha. That makes sense. I can't imagine why people ever thought differently.

 

[CindyChafe]

Ohhhhhh she only likes that one specific orange chicken dish, not all of those other, identical, orange chicken dishes. Gotcha. That makes sense. I can't imagine why people ever thought differently.

She's a misunderstood gorl, it's not her fault. She's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon, a dainty princess with esoteric tastes and whims.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Wyświetl załącznik 643365
The most forced and cringe Amberism.
Yet another way to get out of the blame.
Let me guess, she only ate out once today instead of three times.

I guess she swallowed too much Orange Chicken at once and almost suffocated.

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

She’s not even organized for the Instagram giveway she’s been promoting on her last three videos .. wow

Not sure what’s worse , the filters aren’t doing shit or Becky’s poor attempt at a fake smile.

 

[Gorlwiththedragontattoo]

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She’s not even organized for the Instagram giveway she’s been promoting on her last three videos .. wow

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Not sure what’s worse , the filters aren’t doing shit or Becky’s poor attempt at a fake smile.

Disappointed, but not surprised.

 

[Strine]

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She’s not even organized for the Instagram giveway she’s been promoting on her last three videos .. wow

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Not sure what’s worse , the filters aren’t doing shit or Becky’s poor attempt at a fake smile.

Is Amber now so fat she has her own weather system? Give me a cloudy day over a predatory feeder shoving her slug face into my selfie.

Teefwatch 20th Jan 2019:
Amber's misaligned hillbilly chompers have migrated even further to the side. Becky's remain centered but are clearly not getting along as they visibly want nothing to do with each other.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

She is OVER Destiny. See?! Everyone else is obsessed but not her!
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That's a LAH.

 

[497]

Wyświetl załącznik 643365
The most forced and cringe Amberism.
Yet another way to get out of the blame.
Let me guess, she only ate out once today instead of three times.

she knows she's going to hell when she dies. even though she isn't religious...

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Wyświetl załącznik 643496

She’s not even organized for the Instagram giveway she’s been promoting on her last three videos .. wow

Wyświetl załącznik 643487

Not sure what’s worse , the filters aren’t doing shit or Becky’s poor attempt at a fake smile.

When you're so fat even snap and insta filters give up .

She must be messing up their algorithms lol

So she's finnaly bed bound it looks like. Pathetic life just sitting on pillow mountain and answering stuff on ask.fm and snap

 

[Turd Blossom]

Wyświetl załącznik 643487
Not sure what’s worse , the filters aren’t doing shit or Becky’s poor attempt at a fake smile.

Amber's all smiles and is gussied up with jewelry on..
Just a hunch, but I'm guessing that "Sunshine" = "The Chinese Buffet".

 

[LumpySpace]

I was watching some of Amber’s videos from Last year, and I noticed this guy blatantly checking her out right in front of Becky. What a fucking pig

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Well, that is hilarious.

 

[easyaf]

Ohhhhhh she only likes that one specific orange chicken dish, not all of those other, identical, orange chicken dishes. Gotcha. That makes sense. I can't imagine why people ever thought differently.

I'm fairly confident if someone was bothered enough they could do through past videos and find many examples of her eating orange chicken from the Chinese buff-et. But of course Our Lady Honesty would never lie, so she must have eaten it but not enjoyed it all those many times.

 

[Malibougie]

I smell an ER trip for zofran and a weight loss video in a few days gorls

 

[8008135]

I smell an ER trip for zofran and a weight loss video in a few days gorls

"Stomach flu" = Hamber hoovered down some slop that gave her mild food poisoning.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Not sure what’s worse , the filters aren’t doing shit or Becky’s poor attempt at a fake smile.

Necky, honey: when you need to generate a real smile for a pic, just imagine a construction crane lowering the piano crate in a few months...

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

People thought it would take a big fall, broken bone or huge injury to make her bedbound. All it took was a little leg pain.

She still can load up in the poor, tortured Hyundai compact with Becky to go for a 2 hour drive to eat at 4 restaurants within a time span of 5 hours. Amberlynn is far from bedbound, acting as if a little pain is impossible to push through. If she'd excersize the "LAHG" pain would go away.

 

[Make Believe]

I believe hamber's bedboundness comes from laziness, not weight. Yet.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

AL's health has really been declining. I fear it is only a matter of time, till we get a video from Eric about AL dying in her sleep.

 

[Tammy Larsen]

Amber's all smiles and is gussied up with jewelry on..
Just a hunch, but I'm guessing that "Sunshine" = "The Chinese Buffet".

But..?

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Slimey skin folds like shimmering creamy cheeses.