🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Soda Sink]

 

[Twinkie]

I do have to give that ginger planetoid some credit because he found a solution. At least he does bathe.

I believe Amberlynn has completely given up on it at this point. I've suspected for a while that every two or three weeks she gets driven to her gym and showers there OR she is just spot-cleaning herself with a wet rag and bends over the kitchen sink to have Becky wash her hair.

e: actually, I don't think Amberlynn is much smaller than that guy. He does weigh about 100lbs more but he's a tall guy; AL weighs less but she's like 5'2" so their bodies are similar in terms of how much fat is packed onto their frames.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"I'm definitely losing weight, but I'm sticking it to the haydurs by not actually showing anyone my success on the scales!"
Makes perfect sense, Al.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

"I'm definitely losing weight, but I'm sticking it to the haydurs by not actually showing anyone my success on the scales!"
Makes perfect sense, Al.

Nah, read more into it. She's not saying she's losing weight. She's saying she's gaining and can't show live weigh-ins because that gives the haydurs more material.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Interesting. The elusive leg reveal might be in our future.

 

[Twinkie]

She's lying.

 

[Turd Blossom]

A few more fun tidbits:

Definitely one chair, gorls!

I'm not sure what Amber's definition of "recently" is, but a mere 2 weeks ago in her "Are we breaking up/weigh-in" video, she claimed to be 549 and unless I've missed something she hasn't updated us since.

And speaking of "recent" things, apparently she just so happens to have recently been tested for the beetus.

Amber doesn't lahh y'all, so surely her singing doctor must have tested her somewhere in between when she diagnosed her with circulation issues and when she changed her mind and told her it was merely a pulled muscle. Or maybe it was when Amber popped in for the weightloss competition!

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

AL claims she would do the show now.

She better up the ante.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zXK1TKPQ-2E

Did... did he just squirt a bunch of dishwashing liquid into the metal tub? Why? Jesus. I've known people in shitty, horrible apartments who had to boil water to be able to bathe or put into camp showers in their bathtubs because they could seldom get enough hot water to take a comfortable showers. This is some Soviet era/Great Depression/living in a tenement sort of shit right here except it's a monument to plenty rather than a symbol of deprivation. Weird how it all can come full circle - living a life in a land of plenty so bountiful you can eat until you explode but forced to bathe like people who have no access to electricity or running water.

Amber could trump this dude though. So easily. Becky having to haul her out of the shower when she gets stuck would be M600PL gold. Even better, Becky having to haul her up off the floor when her baby soft feet fail would work. And never forget the possibilities of another stalled scooter at a big box store. And in the absence of fat pratfalls, Amber's overall noxious personality would be like Schnee and Penny combined and would inspire so much hatewatching.

I've always wondered why there isn't a Big Brother-style show but all the contestants are death fats. Would it be just too gross for the crew? Too great a legal liability? Possibly but I really wish there was a show with Steven Assanti, Chantal, Amberlynn, and Boogie, featuring the ghost of Chance Carmichael as a guest star.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

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Lying by omission. What a pregnant silence.

Why does Becky strike me as someone who will one day lose it and go on a homicidal rage, especially recently?

 

[Donovan the Man]

Did... did he just squirt a bunch of dishwashing liquid into the metal tub?

Destiny washes herself with dish liquid, too. Dish liquid dries the fuck out of your skin imagine your whole body feeling like sand paper. Is this a Southern thing?

You can't argue it's a poverty thing because you can get body wash from the dollar store.

 

[ADHD]

I don't know how Becky does it.. All these sassy comments- her being an enabler, round faces don't look good with short hair, Becky not freezing the h.a.s.h.b.r.o.w.n.s then having to go get more in the middle of the night, the early morning Cheesecake run when she was dead tired and AL not giving a shit. I think I would be fuming if a partner was treating me like that.

Becky is an enabler, though.

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

Sure huh. It’s not like you said you were going to do a live weigh in before and stuck with it.

She was upset that she hit 500 in last weigh in video, but sure that’s not her fault or anything

But come on Amberlynn don’t lie saying your going to do it beacuse you never stick with anything you say , you don’t want us to see the truth.

 

[ADHD]

I've always wondered why there isn't a Big Brother-style show but all the contestants are death fats. Would it be just too gross for the crew? Too great a legal liability? Possibly but I really wish there was a show with Steven Assanti, Chantal, Amberlynn, and Boogie, featuring the ghost of Chance Carmichael as a guest star.

Don't forget the Slaton sisters!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Oh dear...

 

[ADHD]

 

[thejackal]

Wait a minute, isn't their car like a 4 door speck Hyundai from 2011-13 that had like 60K miles on it when they bought it? 24k? LOL. She lies about the dumbest shit. Not even AL and Becky are dumb enough to pay 24K for a used Hyundai with that many miles already on it.

 

[Calling]

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I'm 99.9% sure he said it was comforting with extreme sarcasm, but ok.

Once again, I feel so bad for that guy. I don't care if he's taking advantage of moneybags, he's still getting a pretty raw deal.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I feel personally attacked by this.

I just wanted to find a safe place on the internet to quietly judge (and/or gossip about) people who intentionally make a public spectacle of themselves. Is that so wrong? *sniffle*

 

[Twinkie]

If she got tested for diabetes and didn't have it, I goddamn guarantee that info would've been in a video. No way she'd sit on it until some random asked her on that shitty website.