🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[angelicbitch]

Our gorl has eaten 7,000+ cals in one sitting?
Proves that she eats more than what she shows on camera

 

[Botched Tit Job]

So it's been 4 days, is she dead?

 

[angelicbitch]

So it's been 4 days, is she dead?

No, just stuffing herself with food.

 

[DaintyHole]

Check her Snapchat. Apparently the car broke down?

 

[angelicbitch]

Check her Snapchat. Apparently the car broke down?

She said it stopped working while they were driving... Well no shit with all that weight it's carrying around

 

[FupaFiend]

So it's been 4 days, is she dead?

No, but the car is....

Oops - ninja’d several times....

 

[DaintyHole]

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No, but the car is....

Oops - ninja’d several times....

I bet she's totally freaking out because they were going out to dinner and now she has to starve.

 

[harrytaco]

Good thing $800 is nothing, those car repairs will be a breeze!

 

[Bolth Gorl]

There has been speculation that AL and Becks are on the verge of breaking up. It could be true, but I doubt it would be a clean break. AL is the type of person who acts like a total bitch until a breakup is on the horizon. Then (and only then) does she try harder. It takes almost losing someone to get her attention. Usually by then it is a little too little, a little too late.

With that in mind, I have created this for AL. I'd like for her to look at this while she thinks deeply about the similarities within each of her relationships (the good and the bad).

It's different this time AL. Becky has her two best friends (with ring-side seats) watching this shit-show as it happens. Do you think they are going to allow you to hurt Becky? If they do, it won't be for long.

You have all your eggs in one basket. You have the most to lose this time. You are really close to packing all your perfume, fake succulents, and Danielle Steel novels into boxes again.

A normal person would say their car "broke down". This special lady says her car "stopped working while they were driving". Do you think the tow truck driver will be willing to drive them to Texas Roadhouse? 'Cuz our gorl hasn't eat-tun all day.

 

[Rotogravure]

A normal person would say their car "broke down". This special lady says her car "stopped working while they were driving".

She's a writer.

 

[Several guys]

What I want to know is how they got her big ass up in the tow truck?

 

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That's what happens when you buy bargain cars with high mileage. I wonder if they even take the car in for routine maintenance.

 

[Stardust11]

This statement says so much about who she is as a person. "I'll try soon" is how it is always going to be!

 

[89elbees]

If their car is in for repairs for any significant period of time, the 500 pound toddler is going to lose her shit. They won't have the transportation to go out and grab whatever flavor of 5000 calorie slop she's demanding at the moment and might not have the money either, depending on how costly the repairs are. A moment of silence for Necky and the boys.

 

[Xenomorph]

Imagine she goes on a she-hulk binge with no car and the gays are out and about? Oh man...

 

[Octomet]

That's what happens when you buy bargain cars with high mileage. I wonder if they even take the car in for routine maintenance.

The car has been through enough. It would be kinder to send it out to pasture.....like a monster truck going towards the sunset now.

 

[GirlSTFU]

What I want to know is how they got her big ass up in the tow truck?

My first thoughts was can her, Becky & the driver all fit?

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

If that car is out of commission for a while, I fear for Ricky's vehicle. How long until it becomes Hamber's taxi?

 

[ADHD]

She can still order pizzas right?

 

[Xenomorph]

Sending positive thoughts for a fucking car. AL is so dramatic, I wonder how bad she was squealing when the car died.