🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I’m surprised she got color put into her hair. She does realize that if she doesn’t continue going to regular salon visits to touch up the roots it’s gonna look like shit as it grows out, yes?

She probably got this thinking that it would look fine as it grows out except she fucked up something so simple and got such a striking color so close to her roots that there's no way to play it off.

 

[GORL]

I was just watching an old video (forget which one) where she said she gave Krystle parts of her that she has never given anyone else. I wonder which parts those were, she has so many parts...

edit: I think it was GET DRUNK WITH ME

Not sure what Amber is talking about here. Her and Krystle never did anything physical/romantic in the years they were together.
EDIT: Unless she means that she told Krystle things about her life that she had never told anyone else before? No idea.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

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Waaaaaiiiittt... so this stylist bleached the whole head... then applied a root colour and streaked it down that way? And, by the looks of things, didn't tone it at all? Yeah... that's not how you do that. That's ass backwards.

Oh Amber. Hair is definitely one of those things in the 'you get what you pay for' category.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

She would have been better off just getting around seven inches cut off and having a couple of layers put in. Her natural color isn't bad but her dye job sure as hell is.

 

[also autistic]

Waaaaaiiiittt... so this stylist bleached the whole head... then applied a root colour and streaked it down that way? And, by the looks of things, didn't tone it at all? Yeah... that's not how you do that. That's ass backwards.

Oh Amber. Hair is definitely one of those things in the 'you get what you pay for' category.

Maybe she had it dyed blonde and instantly regret it

 

[Whatthefuck]

Maybe she had it dyed blonde and instantly regret it

That's why they were both "in tears". Makes perfect sense.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Yeah everything possible but taking her to the vet I'm sure. Just throws her white gorilla blanket on the floor

She can't take Twinkie to the vet. She's GOTTA EAT FIRST!

Twinkie's probably got an infection from her grossly overgrown claws. And this is what I don't get about AL - even if it's not that, why doesn't she do the tiniest, easiest things? The cats claws will probably need clipping as they get older as they're indoor cats and she knows about Twinkie's claws because enough people have commented. Buy clippers on ebay and just DO it.

Or leave it forever until it harms them and reeeeeeeeeee when she gets called out? Option 2, every time, over every thing, no matter how simple.

 

[EH 110]

Maybe she had it dyed blonde and instantly regret it

If that were the case, it would have been very easy to dye it all back to her original dark color. It's still mostly blonde.

 

[Malibougie]

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Is the “before” photo before the cut do you think? I’m also trying to figure out if they got her into a stylist’s chair or used one from the break room. If the hair was supposed to look like that I guess it’s not terrible for podunk Kentucky. I am guessing they have one stylist just like they have one vet. Perhaps they are the same person. ... ‍

 

[Tiny Clanger]

That can't be AL in the pics, can it? the last one is titled "after." Look at her shoulders. AL has boulders. Surely not even angles can do that?

I think its probly an inspo pic from the woman who contacted her.

Tho pic 1 could easily be. Dunno.

 

[Shallow_Hal]

That can't be AL in the pics, can it? the last one is titled "after." Look at her shoulders. AL has boulders. Surely not even angles can do that?

I think its probly an inspo pic from the woman who contacted her.

Tho pic 1 could easily be. Dunno.

I’m pretty sure that’s AL based on the cardigan , I think that’s the one she was wearing the same day she posted her Snapchat story at the salon. I could be wrong though.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I like Destiny's new haircut more tbh

 

[harrytaco]

Atleast she feels pretty while two of her baaabies are at home miserable.

 

[Chickenpox]

I like Destiny's new haircut more tbh

Is this destiny's mom? Hope she feels better soon.

Atleast she feels pretty while two of her baaabies are at home miserable.

That annoys me the most. She Is a cunt. I bet twinkie has stomach pains from overeating.


Her hair... Well I am not a pro when it comes to hair style. But I dunno something about the color job bothers me.

 

[formerfatcow]

Is the “before” photo before the cut do you think? I’m also trying to figure out if they got her into a stylist’s chair or used one from the break room. If the hair was supposed to look like that I guess it’s not terrible for podunk Kentucky. I am guessing they have one stylist just like they have one vet. Perhaps they are the same person. ... ‍

AL was going to get Becky to drive her 45 minutes each way to go to the gym she wanted to go to. Probably Planet Fitness where they give away pizza and candy, but presumably a large chain that isn't going to be in a small town with one vet. If she was willing to make that far of a drive regularly, there's no reason she couldn't drive that far for an extremely rare occasion, like a haircut.

The same goes for the vet and Rarity getting spayed. She should be able to make the drive for a once-in-a-lifetime procedure. She goes on longer drives for Texas Roadhouse (also not usually in a small town with just one vet/one hairstylist/no gyms). I'm not convinced there's only one vet in the town she lives in either. From her driving portions of her vlogs it looks like they do live in or near a more rural area, where people own large plots of land and likely have a great deal of animals, both livestock and pets. That's a lot of animals for just one vet to treat. Logically, there would be more vets, at least within a reasonable distance.

AL is just making excuses for being lazy. If it doesn't immediately benefit her, like getting food or going shopping, she has no interest in leaving the house.

 

[CindyChafe]

That can't be AL in the pics, can it? the last one is titled "after." Look at her shoulders. AL has boulders. Surely not even angles can do that?

I think its probly an inspo pic from the woman who contacted her.

Tho pic 1 could easily be. Dunno.

It looks angled and like a scarecrow stuffed shirt on the bottom right. She has the same burgundy colored shirt.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

I like Destiny's new haircut more tbh

Damn. First pic I’ve seen of Destiny’s mom (mendy, mindy?) since her diagnosis. Chemo is a bitch. Glad she doesn’t have to take care of AL anymore. Extra stress makes it worse.

 

[497]

Stole this from someone else’s post in a facebook group. Our gorrrl’s new hair . Thoughts?

Looks like it's supposed to be an ombre color like the kardashian sisters sometimes have. I think AL will be too lazy to maintain it.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It looks angled and like a scarecrow stuffed shirt on the bottom right. She has the same burgundy colored shirt.

Yeah. I always forget how bottom-heavy she is. If it is her tho, it's still a masterful angle!
We'll find out soon enough.

I know bugger-all about hair, but if it IS her I'm amazed the hairdresser could bleach (or whatever) all over. It looked to be in such horrible condition, especially the ends, it's incredible it didn't break.

Yet. Give it a week...

 

[497]

Yeah. I always forget how bottom-heavy she is. If it is her tho, it's still a masterful angle!
We'll find out soon enough.

I know bugger-all about hair, but if it IS her I'm amazed the hairdresser could bleach (or whatever) all over. It looked to be in such horrible condition, especially the ends, it's incredible it didn't break.

Yet. Give it a week...

oooh yeah. It's the stylists job to blow dry it out and make it look smooth and healthy. A week... month... knowing AL and how she doesn't take care of her hair plus if she uses the flat iron trying to recreate the look.

Atleast she went blondish so now she can really fit the dumb blonde "Kelly Bundy" type personality.