🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Did big Al adopt any type of accent/expressions/speech pattern from Emily? She tends to change the way she speaks with every new girl she gets, but I haven’t been able to subject myself to her videos with enough focus to really notice something new that came with her? definitely nothing half as grating as the southern twang she tried to emulate when she was with Becky or the baybey~ she got with Jade at least
 
Did big Al adopt any type of accent/expressions/speech pattern from Emily? She tends to change the way she speaks with every new girl she gets, but I haven’t been able to subject myself to her videos with enough focus to really notice something new that came with her? definitely nothing half as grating as the southern twang she tried to emulate when she was with Becky or the baybey~ she got with Jade at least
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She actually said the “highest it’s been in years”, which I still think is the highest ever but she’s unlikely to ever admit that.

Classic Amber word games. Have been wondering if the increased use of makeup is not only her trying to maximize that feeder coin, but to try to hide her gaining. Her head is the same size it was in late 2019 (maybe even bigger). If someone's eyes focus more on the makeup instead of her enlarging jowls...

She can lie all she wants. Her shrinking eyes won't.
 
Yeah but she once put the PAM on her food, remember.
Oh, I 'member. Back in the Michael Be Petty days because she wanted her salmon to be crispy. I'm never gonna understand why she won't just use a little butter or olive oil but Amber defies logic at every step when it comes to cooking enjoyable food
 
Oh, I 'member. Back in the Michael Be Petty days because she wanted her salmon to be crispy. I'm never gonna understand why she won't just use a little butter or olive oil but Amber defies logic at every step when it comes to cooking enjoyable food

Because PAM is marketed as zero calories which in Amber’s world equals healthy.

In her defense, out all the crimes against food she has committed, spraying canola oil on top of salmon is near the bottom of the list.

Yes a normal personal would probably use olive oil if anything but Amber is a lazy moron.

IMHO the clip is just famous for MBP over the top reaction. Really plays into the gossipy bitch motif that people enjoy.
 
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She's such a liar lol there is no possible way she isn't at least 600 pounds or higher
The fattest most narcissistic thing I think shes ever done is see herself gaining more weight and because of her dumb impulse to vomit to us mostly everything shes ever seen heard thought or experienced she just cut off her ability to see a number on the scale so without that knowledge she wouldnt ever be able to tell us accidentally or otherwise.

Her truth is "highest known weight" and thats on period. With her whole chest.

Like ripping your eyes out to avoid some dark lovecraftian nightmare she simply did not see it so it didnt/couldnt happen/be true.
 
Because PAM is marketed as zero calories which in Amber’s world equals healthy
Except PAM is not zero calories. It's just cooking oil in a sprayer can.

If used per the instructions, it can be legally labeled as "zero calories" if you use a one second spray or less, which is between five and ten calories of oil. If you press the sprayer any longer than one second, the amount of oil increases and so does the actual calories.

Dumb fats like Amber think that you can use any amount of PAM and there are no calories whatever added to what you're cooking, because they want to believe that a zero calorie cooking oil exists. It does not exist.
 
Except PAM is not zero calories. It's just cooking oil in a sprayer can.

If used per the instructions, it can be legally labeled as "zero calories" if you use a one second spray or less, which is between five and ten calories of oil. If you press the sprayer any longer than one second, the amount of oil increases and so does the actual calories.

Dumb fats like Amber think that you can use any amount of PAM and there are no calories whatever added to what you're cooking, because they want to believe that a zero calorie cooking oil exists. It does not exist.
The serving size for Pam is ackshually 1/4 second spray, which is less than 1gram of fat and how they can legally round it down to zero fat and therefor zero calories.

A 1/4 second is basically TSSSS, which is generally not enough to do anything but the cooking equivalent of sending thoughts and prayers of non sticking.

Obviously the majority of people don't actually use one serving, end up using several which is more like TSSSSSSSSSS, which would end up being 5-10+ calories
 
The serving size for Pam is ackshually 1/4 second spray, which is less than 1gram of fat and how they can legally round it down to zero fat and therefor zero calories.

A 1/4 second is basically TSSSS, which is generally not enough to do anything but the cooking equivalent of sending thoughts and prayers of non sticking.

Obviously the majority of people don't actually use one serving, end up using several which is more like TSSSSSSSSSS, which would end up being 5-10+ calories
americans will use anything but the metric system smh
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Her new thing is fabricating weight loss, apparently. Only Amber "the big fat liar" lynn with her narc brain would believe people can still fall for her stupid shit. She's exhausting.
Taylor Reed (lul) Sowers has gotten away with it for years, why not our gorrrl? If she just uploads some old videos and e-begs on Tiktok she can eat to her heart's con... combustion. People are fucking retarded and eat that shit up without any second thought if you lie hard enough.

Did big Al adopt any type of accent/expressions/speech pattern from Emily? She tends to change the way she speaks with every new girl she gets, but I haven’t been able to subject myself to her videos with enough focus to really notice something new that came with her? definitely nothing half as grating as the southern twang she tried to emulate when she was with Becky or the baybey~ she got with Jade at least
Isn't Emily a TikTok obsessed bitch as well? They probably both pick up the same braindead lingo from there making it less obvious.
 
All this talk of ALR spraying Pam on her food reminds me of another clip from that era.

Spraying sunscreen mist directly in her face/eyes and being confused by the searing pain.

Her stupidity never stops being baffling.
 
Since I am probably one of a few people who can stand to watch the Ankle be incredibly homosexual in his videos, I found a comment he made about Amber (which he saw somewhere else, don't give him credit for this) but he said that Amber was using something on the side of her head to make herself appear skinnier in the face and also like she still has all her hair. You can see it in the sides of her head in that video where she discusses her weight with the fake weigh in

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Since I am probably one of a few people who can stand to watch the Ankle be incredibly homosexual in his videos, I found a comment he made about Amber (which he saw somewhere else, don't give him credit for this) but he said that Amber was using something on the side of her head to make herself appear skinnier in the face and also like she still has all her hair. You can see it in the sides of her head in that video where she discusses her weight with the fake weigh in

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Traction alopecia/womb cancer/not taking care of her hair anyway is really taking a toll on our gorl. I wouldnt have expected chantal level hair fibers but idk anymore, maybe amazon prime day had a deal she couldnt refuse? Maybe she got ahold of some tiktok "hack" about making the sides of her face skinny and her execution is just awful? Whatever it is its clearly weird and not working for her. Hopefully in other videos she will abandon the idea cause it looks like ass.
 
Since I am probably one of a few people who can stand to watch the Ankle be incredibly homosexual in his videos.
Funny enough, the incredibly petty and gay commentary from Ankle and Alex is the only way I can tolerate the gorls these days since they're all so boring and gross now.
All the straight men still reacting are boring and retarded clickbaiters. The females are all pretty much gorls themselves, save for the clippers like BBQ or ApatheticFaxx who do the heavy lifting of the commentary space. Only one that gets a pass is SaltyCrab because for some reason George Reid really hates her more than the others.
The women will over analyze or focus in on the wrong thing during a massive tangent most of the time. But the gay men of gorlworld have always been the ones who will constantly read the gorls to filth up and down the street over the most petty shit they see without holding back any punches. It's the perfect combination of a gorl's attitude plus a man's fighting drive. RIP MBP, truly the GOAT of gorlworld.
 
Since I am probably one of a few people who can stand to watch the Ankle be incredibly homosexual in his videos, I found a comment he made about Amber (which he saw somewhere else, don't give him credit for this) but he said that Amber was using something on the side of her head to make herself appear skinnier in the face and also like she still has all her hair. You can see it in the sides of her head in that video where she discusses her weight with the fake weigh in

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Interesting. Foodie for a while would using something to cover her thinning hair. Not surprising that Amber is starting to have issues. She is at the same age now that Chanat started YouTube (i think.)

Almost looks like she is trying contour on the upper part of her cheek/hairline

Edit - Does anyone think it’s possible Amber might actual lose weight but not due to her eating habits but because of the undiagnosed, not treated diabetes that is raging through her body?

It is one of the symptoms of unchecked diabetes. Then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if Amber is on some sort of diabetes medication, and she just has never told the audience about it.

She was given Ozempic, which is a diabetes medication, so it’s not the craziest thing in the world to think that she may also have been prescribed insulin.

I would love for her to come onto the Internet, snarky and smugly claim to finally lose the weight just for her to find out it’s
really just a symptom of a disease.
 
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