🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Place Wobbles on the tracks of the O train and the impact will open the lithium battery igniting a proper Viking Funeral fire. To Valhalla Wobbles!
 
In her 4th of July video, she was sunburnt on her 3rd chin. I'm trying to figure out how that's even possible. Fat anatomy is confusing.

She looks like she was drinking, with her red chest, but only her 3rd chin was red. I do wonder if our housebound gorl is getting burnt by being outside for really short amounts of time. She hasn't been outside regularly since Gaycare. No one left to set up a chlorinated kiddie pool to hose her down now. :(
 
she was sunburnt on her 3rd chin. I'm trying to figure out how that's even possible. Fat anatomy is confusing.
Possibly a sheen of greasy sweat on her ungodly decolletage reflected extra UV directly up at the lower subsidiary chin, just like those shiny reflectors sunbathers used to hold to direct extra rays onto their faces.
 
new tiktok from the gorl, she's claiming to have weighed in at 549.0 last week and is currently at 537.4
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572.4lbs as her highest weight on this app, and that was in 2019. So in 7 years she's managed to lose... 35lbs. I know that Emily Franz the death feeder entering the picture threw a spanner in the works but jesus christ. She is a complete and utter failure.
If anything screams inpatient and intensive therapy its losing 35 lbs in 7 years while still being over 500 el 🐝.
 
Just remember, at all times:

Gorl is a lah, and anything that she puts out there automatically earns this particular gif:

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God what I pay for someone in real time to call this bitch out A&E Intervention style.

All I can say is if I was somehow balled and chained to this beast I definitely would have snapped by now and said some truly vile things to her face.

I wonder if her past gfs ever had the balls to actual snap on her and tell her to STFU and put the fork down you fucking disgust pig or at least something along those lines.

Maybe Dusty. Don’t see the others. Beggy too spineless. Jade phoning the relationship post weight lost surgery arc (remember all those lies.). Emily would never snap over her disgusting habits (possible snap because other things but nothing related to eating food.)

Maybe the gays made some snark comments in passing but nothing that would come to the level of being from some who supposedly loves you.
 
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