🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[anon101x]

FAT AL REALLY JUST FUCKING PIED HERSELF IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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HAAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY DAINTY GIRL.



KEEM IS LITERALLY SELLING PEANUTS TO THROW AT HER

 

[Cataloons]

FAT AL REALLY JUST FUCKING PIED HERSELF IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

I mean, it's not like she had a whole lot of dignity to begin with, but this is just sad and pathetic..

 

[yellowcricket]

I mean, it's not like she had a whole lot of dignity to begin with, but this is just sad and pathetic..

i know for a fact this was planned too because she purposely doordashed/ubered/drone delivered herself a pre-made pie crust. she's fat but she's not fat enough to just have that lying around at the house. horrifying time with our gorl!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Cool, now they're doing Three Stooges bits, but without any of the originality and talent the Three Stooges had.

 

[BettyCrocker]

I checked and they weren't getting ANY $100 donations so they changed their donation goals or whatever.

Not the cash cow you thought Hamber was, eh keem? Most of the 'detractors' gave you what they got on day one and now its nosediving. Less than 3k viewers.

Gay boy was streaming earlier at the same time as this shit and was getting 4.6k viewers. How are you not embarassed FatLynn?

Technically, isn’t every male reactor gay? Aside from Snowflake.
AlexIsShook? GAY
Jordy? GAY
ZM? GAY
TheAnkle? GAY
PulpySyntax? GAY

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

FAT AL REALLY JUST FUCKING PIED HERSELF IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

If you guys open your doors and listen really closely, you can hear Emily fapping vigorously.

And Mr Snowflake isn't gay? Isn't he topping that Jimmy feller he's been seen with? Isn't that why his wife left him?

I never really thought about it too deeply but yeah, gay men love fat girl drama. However, I thought Gay Boy being Jordy was canon in the Amberverse.

Edit: @ADHD How did the third days stream go as far as statistics?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@DSP's Tax Lawyer I wasn't dogging on you, I promise. I was trying to explain why you got negs, not like that shit matters if that helps lol. I sat through the first one and rawdogged it. I couldn't deal with it the second episode but I did end up watching the entirety of Rewind. I will say despite Billy the Fridge's ass licking of Amber, which is fake and gay, I found it to be an enviornment that could provide fruitful conversations with hamber. If only Zey was more informed and organized. I just have to watch it half-baked at half-volume because everyone is so fucking obnoxiously loud.

Oh I don't care. I just want to feel optimistic about actual drama spilling out from this fake bullshit. I can't sit down and watch any of it but the recaps are interesting. I was thinking getting Chantal on the panel with Amber would be your best chance to get real fighting breaking through the fake fighting. The rest of it is gay but its better than Amber just sitting on her ass for another 2 months before coming back to YouTube (potentially)

 

[BettyCrocker]

If you guys open your doors and listen really closely, you can hear Emily fapping vigorously.

And Mr Snowflake isn't gay? Isn't he topping that Jimmy feller he's been seen with? Isn't that why his wife left him?

I never really thought about it too deeply but yeah, gay men love fat girl drama. However, I thought Gay Boy being Jordy was canon in the Amberverse.

Edit: @ADHD How did the third days stream go as far as statistics?

Transversely, fat women seem to love gay men. I don’t make the rules.

 

[MarvelousMess]

I'm pretty sure that's YoMama, here to lick the gunts of both gorls.

I think they said Nicholas before I tuned out and dude looks like catelynn from teen mom’s brother.. the one who’s always trying to get attention

 

[mastergabe]

I checked and they weren't getting ANY $100 donations so they changed their donation goals or whatever.

Not the cash cow you thought Hamber was, eh keem? Most of the 'detractors' gave you what they got on day one and now its nosediving. Less than 3k viewers.

$1153 in superchats today on Day 3. Down from $1679 on Day 2 and $3022 on Day 1....a 32% day-to-day drop after a 45% drop! Hah!!!

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

I was thinking getting Chantal on the panel with Amber would be your best chance to get real fighting breaking through the fake fighting.

Oh definitely. I was hopeful too until I read her community post some hours ago. But I was confused by everyones certainty over on the chantal board that she was going to be on. I had to read like 10 pages to try and figure it out by myself since I got clocked for asking lmfao (rightfully so). In case anyone else is wondering, chantal didn't come on because Nader has a sex tape of her (assumed post salah breakup) and posted a 3 second clip and she's off the internet. I'm sure someone closer to the chantal stuff can provide a better explanation.

I'm sure it was last minute scripted bullshit but it still would have been nice to see any potential realness slip through the cracks. I think its the best we can hope for during this time with the LCU.

$1153 in superchats today on Day 3. Down from $1679 on Day 2 and $3022 on Day 1....a 32% day-to-day drop after a 45% drop! Hah!!!

Thank you for that. Yeah, people are really turned off by this scripted stuff and it shows.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Oh definitely. I was hopeful too until I read her community post some hours ago. But I was confused by everyones certainty over on the chantal board that she was going to be on. I had to read like 10 pages to try in figure it out by myself since I got clocked for asking lmfao (rightfully so). In case anyone else is wondering, chantal didn't come on because Nader has a sex tape of her (assumed post salah breakup) and posted a 3 second clip and she's off the internet. I'm sure someone closer to the chantal stuff can provide a better explanation.

Yeah Chantal fighting with Nader is going to blow Amber's fake LCU bullshit out of the water

 

[WasabiPastas]

FAT AL REALLY JUST FUCKING PIED HERSELF IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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Amber's downfall is truly delicious.

Yes of course we all know it's scripted and fake, but the humiliation of pieing yourself in the face for money is real.

She would have never done it if she was making bank like back in the day.

I'm here for it.

 

[Pange]

Amber's downfall is truly delicious.

Yes of course we all know it's scripted and fake, but the humiliation of pieing yourself in the face for money is real.

She would have never done it if she was making bank like back in the day.

I'm here for it.

This is just giving her a preview of what re monetization is going to be like not anything like she thinks it's going to be if she doesn't have food to talk about or eat nobody's really going to be interested in her because all of her real fans were just feeder fans and the people from the farms want to watch her crash and burn because it's what she deserves.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Couple goals. Rachel eat your heart out.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Do we really think they are still dating? Or is this just part of the script?

 

[pick me gorl]

Do we really think they are still dating? Or is this just part of the script?

I think it is fairly obvious they've been in constant communication ever since they met, no matter what the Death Feeder has done and no matter what Hamber has done. They love their smelly, toxic dynamic. Emily Franz gets a fat cow she can publicly humiliate and know she will come waddling back every time, and Hamhock gets to feel desired by someone who fetishizes her failing health and cuddles her weeping legs. Yes, they're 'dating'.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I mean, it's not like she had a whole lot of dignity to begin with, but this is just sad and pathetic..

Dignity doesn't buy orange chicken.

 

[ADHD]

I'm pretty sure that's YoMama, here to lick the gunts of both gorls.

Yes, that's him, he's been on Keem's payroll since the summer.

i know for a fact this was planned too because she purposely doordashed/ubered/drone delivered herself a pre-made pie crust. she's fat but she's not fat enough to just have that lying around at the house. horrifying time with our gorl!

FWIW, pies in the face for money is the type of content they've done a lot on Lolcow Queens (especially when it occupied the 8pm time slot), much more than the usual type of content previously done on Lolcow Bus, so I suspect KidBehindACamera has taken over creative direction for the show. Keem popping up on the stream a lot is also something he did when Queens was new and he was trying to heavily promote it. Amber is the biggest actual talent (and by "talent", I just mean a YTer with a big following and a lot of controversy) he's managed to get in a while, so I expect he will want to do whatever he can to keep her around, as long as the money keeps rolling in. It would probably help if he didn't have the ALR hate-watch audience bored to death by having Scooter whine about his alcoholic racist mom, but whatever.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Amber on Lol cows now on a live stream and there is one person watching and i realised it was me lol