🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Autistic Asparagus]

I don't like Becky, but the fact that faggot choose Amber over his long time friendship with Becky really irks me. After he saw the way Amber treated her for years.

He knew Becky didn’t give a fuck as long as she didn’t have to work and got an unlimited supply of “art” supplies and graphic tees.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Did Eric and Ricky break up or was that some reddit fanfic?

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

Just wanted everyone to know Anna O'Brien left the internet like a month ago and her kf thread is STILL more popular than ALR's.

Turns out all Amber had to do to best the haydurs was hook up with a death feeder. Instant boredom. We're talking about roommates she had half a decade ago ffs...

 

[maybe a pigeon]

She has an abuse story, but the details keep changing. One of the original versions was that when her dad had friends over they would touch her thighs when she walked passed them. This then changed to these men just ogling her, and she commented that to her just being looked at counted as sexual assault. She then changed the story that it was a female cousin who abused her as a child.

You went to all the trouble to look up Petaluma but still couldn’t be assed to spell it

Hello, Pentaluma is the subdivision where the people who are five hundred pounds overweight live.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Since we are all reminiscing, I’ve been watching the Destiny era retros Always Ymir is currently doing and saw how Wasabi (aka Chaplin) got his name for the first time.
I thought it was a stupid claim by Aunt Tammy at the time but I am now 100% convinced Amber stole the cat name from her. She literally didn’t know what Wasabi was.

 

[irishlass]

Did Eric and Ricky break up or was that some reddit fanfic?

Did a quick search and there's a text from Eric to ALR saying the divorce was official, it was from March of 24'.

 

[AbsurdumRideo]

Amber is our empath queen

Adding the screencap of the text between Eric and Amber here

Wyświetl załącznik 8297080

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I guess what I want to know is what straw broke the camel's back (not her, we know she'd do that) was Becky and Jade. I mean... we all know why we wouldn't be in a relationship with this lump but they were involved enough to find some appeal in her for an extended period of time. I can understand to a certain extent because I dated a very shitty person for longer than I'd like to admit but I was also 17? So I find it fascinating that this type of drama would invite it for someone in their mid 30-s and I'm engaged to someone younger than her who looks at me crazy when I describe Amber to him

I'm more confused how Amber keeps finding all these feeders that tolerate her. Becky was about as optimal as it gets for Amber... hideous, lazy NEET slug that needed Amber's money, was no threat to control Amber or take any attention from her... and Becky still dumped Amber. Amber must be charming af to these random dykes or something.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

I want Amber to get so desperate that she drops the whole lesbian charade and finds her a weird feeder that would live with her. Bring in a new character, someone to film fatty. It would at least mix things up.

Lesbian feeders is just to niche of a category for someone with Amber’s online track record.

Amber is a liar on many, many things but I think the lesbianism thing is one of the very few things she’s been consistent on.

I don’t think she’d go for a true and honest man and to be frank, Amber has always struck me as a crypto/stealth TERF (as I’ve mentioned many times before in the thread) so a Trans Man is out of the question, too. Because going by the logic of “Trans Men are Men” -work with me here, people. Nearly all her haydurs are left of center so they would believe that- it would throw cold water on her avowed lesbianism and that is one thing Amber does NOT want to give a single inch on.

A true and honest stone butch? Sure. A Trans Man feeder and asswiper? That might be a bridge too far for Amber.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I'm more confused how Amber keeps finding all these feeders that tolerate her. Becky was about as optimal as it gets for Amber... hideous, lazy NEET slug that needed Amber's money, was no threat to control Amber or take any attention from her... and Becky still dumped Amber. Amber must be charming af to these random dykes or something.

Becky dumped her because the money wasn’t as good. She was likely getting limited on her hat purchases.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Becky dumped her because the money wasn’t as good. She was likely getting limited on her hat purchases.

Yes, and that's another reason I don't understand how Amber always gets new feeders. The money only gets worse over time.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Yes, and that's another reason I don't understand how Amber always gets new feeders. The money only gets worse over time.

Fun not-so-serious-conspiracy? Emily. She's definitely the facilitator.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Yes, and that's another reason I don't understand how Amber always gets new feeders. The money only gets worse over time.

feeders aren't into her for the money... lazy grifters like beggy, sure, but feeders like emily don't mind buying the food to fund their fetish

 

[anliteralidiot]

feeders aren't into her for the money... lazy grifters like beggy, sure, but feeders like emily don't mind buying the food to fund their fetish

For feeders, it's the love of the gain...

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'm more confused how Amber keeps finding all these feeders that tolerate her. Becky was about as optimal as it gets for Amber... hideous, lazy NEET slug that needed Amber's money, was no threat to control Amber or take any attention from her... and Becky still dumped Amber. Amber must be charming af to these random dykes or something.

I am guessing that the ones who get charmed by Amber are getting no attention and haven't gotten attention for a long time. Destiny was young and that didn't exactly apply to her but Beggy absolutely has this apply to her. Jade was completely in it for the money. The girls in between were just happy with the attention and Emily is just in it to feed Amber to death while also feeding Xio to death as well

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Emily is just in it to feed Amber to death while also feeding Xio to death as well

what I don't understand is how amberlynn can deal with her girlfriend openly showing interest in other women. is it because they dont live together that her crashouts don't make emily leave her? i know that amberlynn would never be the one to initiate a breakup but still ... its brutal

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Just wanted everyone to know Anna O'Brien left the internet like a month ago and her kf thread is STILL more popular than ALR's.

Turns out all Amber had to do to best the haydurs was hook up with a death feeder. Instant boredom. We're talking about roommates she had half a decade ago ffs...

To think that years ago Big Al hooking up with a feeder who leeeeeduhrullee has previous for feeding someone to death would have been the stuff of dreams. Be careful what you wish for, gorls...

 

[WasabiPastas]

To think that years ago Big Al hooking up with a feeder who leeeeeduhrullee has previous for feeding someone to death would have been the stuff of dreams. Be careful what you wish for, gorls...

It wasn't the feeder that metaphorically (and in the future literally) killed our cow, it was all the demonization the reddit nannies caused.

Without that she'd still be alternating between publicly mukbanging and failing weight watchers.

 

[Insulin reid]

what I don't understand is how amberlynn can deal with her girlfriend openly showing interest in other women. is it because they dont live together that her crashouts don't make emily leave her? i know that amberlynn would never be the one to initiate a breakup but still ... its brutal

Amber doesnt have anyone else and Emily is a fuckboy. They will also always say whatever the current temporary partner wants to hear in order to string them along. Emily is taller thinner better looking destiny and amber is desperate to keep this one around.
Its the highschool relationship where the toxic easily impressed girl has a toxic boyfriend and they fight all the time but he makes up for it kinda. And hes never cheating, he just has lots of friends that are girls. And shes always "misunderstanding" situations/texts/intentions.

Amber will always fly off the handle, because shes insecure and doesnt want to be alone and emily will always come back to amber because shes fat and insecure and will let emily feed her to death and those types of girls are really hard to find.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Amber doesnt have anyone else and Emily is a fuckboy. They will also always say whatever the current temporary partner wants to hear in order to string them along. Emily is taller thinner better looking destiny and amber is desperate to keep this one around.
Its the highschool relationship where the toxic easily impressed girl has a toxic boyfriend and they fight all the time but he makes up for it kinda. And hes never cheating, he just has lots of friends that are girls. And shes always "misunderstanding" situations/texts/intentions.

Amber will always fly off the handle, because shes insecure and doesnt want to be alone and emily will always come back to amber because shes fat and insecure and will let emily feed her to death and those types of girls are really hard to find.

honestly I didn't clock the parallels between dusty and emily, but this makes a lot of sense... thanks for sharing!