Amberlynn Poetry Night - verse and prose inspired by our gorl

[Slappy McGherkin]

Here Stands Amberlynn
Proud and Dignified Lez-bean
As Sad Tree Trunks weep

Two fupas collide in the night
Desperation as planets unite
The Hamberverse is unsatisfied

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I call this one "Fat Amber"

Fat Amber is fat
Fat Amber is really fat
Fat Amber is fat

 

[peach tea]

oh amberlynn
you eat too much sodium
please get a real job

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Amberlynn so moved
Kiwi Farmers thoroughly
So much shitposting

Hey, Amber, look here
Since we know you can't write well
Here are examples

So much confusion
How to write in this format
Look, AL, here you go

 

[Wit Shoes]

cancer vag
lymphedema legs
healthy gorl

 

[Xenomorph]

cancer vag
lymphedema legs
healthy gorl

It’s 5 7 5

 

[bluebarrel]

viewer count drops low
though nothing drops as low as
my drooping fupa

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

I'm disappointed that the Staysi's " Hey guys it's Amberlynn Reid" song doesn't fit the haiku format.
Those are the true poetry that she deserves.

 

[Poop Bun]

I've lost so much weight
Watch this importan jornee
I will still die fat

 

[suchadaintygorl]

bedbound lynn believes
love is entirely defined
by orange chicken

 

[Gregor Samsa]

You guise keep in mind
I have a heel spur, this leg hurts
I wore the wrong shoes

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Highly requested
Torrid hauls and mookbongeen
Haydurs stop boolyeen

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Amber is fat, yeah
I would not have sex with her
This is not a haiku

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Don't criticise me
Skinny vloggers do it too
Fuck you fat shamers

 

[Owlflaps]

Baby parts yeeted
Cancerous, crusted, leaking
She's healthy, just big

 

[lottalove]

The woman-child sits
She's craving something healthy
Scooting through Wal-Mart


She only sits there
Bulging fatrolls everywhere
Thirty year old kid


I'm really anxious
You requested a taste-test
I think I look cute


I never give up
The Fridge took my happiness
I eat my feelings


Mum became sober
At least she will miss me then
She loves me a lot


You are just haters
I won't do shit for you guys
Give asspats and cash


I haven't eaten
Why would I lie to you guise
Becky knows it's true


I'm proud of myself
Because I managed writing
The very first word

 

[RielleGG]

Taste test mookbang guise
The kitchen clock snitched on me
Jenny Craig binge fest

 

[shameful existence]

Kentucky sunset
if you want can we try again
first meal of the day

 

[M€￦]

Quietly, roses and petals eavesdrop
As Amber stomps around in her apartment
Like a monster truck in the night-life.

 

[bluebarrel]

Barbie Barbie Bar
Bie Barbie Barbie Barbie!
I'm thirty years old