Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[TiggerNits]

1 Mk-82 General Purpose Bomb in "Snakeeye" "re_tarded" configuration

 

[UW 411]

A cubic foot of copper
https://www.algebra.com/algebra/hom...aneous_Word_Problems.faq.question.901027.html

 

[guccigash]

Amber's current weight is heavier than 3 patient's starting weight on 600lb life.

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I literally just watched Paula (middle one!) Yet another one who'd been molested and had also lost her spouse. Drowned all that pain in BBQ.

Look at her now!!
follow up video

 

[Wyzzerd]

A bit late for the holidays but still hilarious!


Amber weighs more than two of...

Spoiler: Big red

Yes that's right! Accoriding to Norad, veryone's favorite fat man weighs in at a dainty 260 elbees before cookies. Ho! Ho! Ho!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The official wedding cake for the wedding of The Prince of Wales and Lady Diana Spencer was made by the Royal Navy's Cookery school, HMS Pembroke, at Chatham. The cake was 5ft tall and weighed 255 lbs.

 

[SweetDee]

Amberlynn is about 100 pounds heavier than Amberlynn was when this thread was created.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Heavier than a Ford 351 Cleveland

Though I doubt there is any way you could stuff her into a DeTomaso Pantera.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Al weighs near the amount of a fully grown dexter cow

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She weighs more than:
A tractor tire (typically 400-500 lbs)
A Mark 46 torpedo (508 lbs with warhead and fuel)
1.5 links of anchor chain on a fucking aircraft carrier (350 lbs each)
A shetland pony (around 450 lbs)

But she only weighs 2/3 of a 1963 Subaru 360.

 

[Mr Foster]

She weighs more than:
A tractor tire (typically 400-500 lbs)
A Mark 46 torpedo (508 lbs with warhead and fuel)
1.5 links of anchor chain on a fucking aircraft carrier (350 lbs each)
A shetland pony (around 450 lbs)

But she only weighs 2/3 of a 1963 Subaru 360.

Yet she still eye fucks herself in a camera like she's a Disney princess.

I'd say she's like Ursula from The Little Mermaid...but Ursula is a slim queen comparatively.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Yet she still eye fucks herself in a camera like she's a Disney princess.

I'd say she's like Ursula from The Little Mermaid...but Ursula is a slim queen comparatively.

Ursula could still sway her hips too. Our gorl ain't got those anymore.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Amber weights more than TWO Long-beaked dolphins

Spoiler: Big ass dolphin image

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Oddly enough, a regular bottlenose dolphin weights around 650 Elbees so, you go girl!

Spoiler: Regular dolphin vs not Amber

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To add to your post, Amberlynn is now heavier than every species of porpoise and river dolphin, almost every species of oceanic dolphin, and is closing in on the weight of an adult Dwarf Sperm Whale.

Spoiler: The few members of Delphinoidea heavier than AL

Roughly from smallest to largest:
Common Bottlenoes Dolphin, Risso's Dolphin, Pygmy Killer Whale, Short-Finned Pilot Whale, Long-Finned Pilot Whale, False Killer Whale, Narwhal, Beluga, and of course Killer Whales.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Amberlynn’s heavier than feathers.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

A vending machine

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

thank you to whoever bumped this thread. i love comparing amber's weight to other things and so does she, as evidenced by the vlog where they go to the corn maze and look at farm animals

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Just stumbled across this one while pondering fishing records...

Atlantic Blue Marlin IGFA 4-Pound-Test Record

The 4-pound-test line-class world record Atlantic blue weighed in at 573-pounds.

www.marlinmag.com

She weighs as much as the world record IGFA 4-pound-test-line blue marlin caught back in 1995 that has yet to be surpassed. It weighed a mighty 573 pounds.

 

[MG 620]

Just stumbled across this one while pondering fishing records...

Atlantic Blue Marlin IGFA 4-Pound-Test Record

The 4-pound-test line-class world record Atlantic blue weighed in at 573-pounds.

www.marlinmag.com

She weighs as much as the world record IGFA 4-pound-test-line blue marlin caught back in 1995 that has yet to be surpassed. It weighed a mighty 573 pounds.

Too bad fishing is probably banned at the toxic lake, or we could have had a new world record.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amberlynn is heavier than 2.72 grocery store mobility scooters.

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She's also heavier than 531 pounds.

I need to update my comparison from when she was 530 to reflect her current weight of 570.

Amberlynn is now heavier than 2.92 grocery store mobility scooters.

 

[Isabelle]

Big AL weighs more than a party-sized inflatable bouncy house (approx 320 lbs)

Big AL weighs more than 2.8 15’ trampolines

Big AL weighs more than 95 bricks (one brick being approx 6 lbs)

Big AL weighs more than 4 female Great Danes

Big AL weighs more than 10 Christmas trees

 

[angela_mariac]

ALR is heavier than a full-grown seal or an orca whale....

ALR is heavier than a dromedary camel with lumps full of water included... (and even with those lumps the dromedary looks thinner than her....