Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[Rotogravure]

Oddly enough, a regular bottlenose dolphin weights around 650 Elbees so, you go girl!

Goals, GORL!

 

[Chapterhouse]

Big Al is heavier than your standard US city dumpster, which weighs in at 500 elbees. Congrats Hamber, you can say you're bigger than a dumpster fire now.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Big Al is heavier than your standard US city dumpster, which weighs in at 500 elbees. Congrats Hamber, you can say you're bigger than a dumpster fire now.

And unlike Amber, a dumpster fire will get smaller as time goes by.

 

[Hasuke]

Amberlynn is heavier than you.
hahahah im funny

 

[PuckishRogue]

Amber weighs as much as six of the toilets she cannot fit on.

 

[a834604]

And unlike Amber, a dumpster fire will get smaller as time goes by.

Atleast a fire actually burns calories. And doesn't immediately binge them because "too little calories!".

 

[MG 620]

... 2013 Amberlynn and a fridge filled with orange chicken.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Amber weighs as much as five and a half Olsen twins.

 

[lurk_moar]

The national debt.

 

[ThatGayElfFromDragonAge]

Amberlynn is heavier than all the members of Gojira combined.
incidentally their song "heaviest matter of the universe" is actually about her.

 

[edibleBulimia]

Amber is heavier than her ego?
Guess she hasn’t surpassed that yet.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Amber weighs as much as 207 CPAP machines.

Becky weighs as much as 1400 snapbacks.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Ella Mabel Grahn, the Fat Lady Sideshow for Ringling Bros. She weighed "over 500 lbs" but I can guarantee Amberlynn's heavier than her.

Sideshow World, Sideshow Performers from around the world.

 

[Chapterhouse]

Amber weighs more than 20 Massive Mac and Cheese buckets from CostCo, 27 elbees of Mac and Cheese! How many of those could Big Al and Becky go through in a month?

 

[JambledUpWords]

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That could probably last one week between the two of them considering their portion sizes.

 

[chicken wings]

Amber's current weight is heavier than 3 patient's starting weight on 600lb life.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

She weighs the same as 1411 hamsters.

There is an endangered parrot called the kakapo. There are just 71 female kakapo left on earth. At approximately 4.4 lb each (they're a large parrot), every female kakapo together weighs a cumulative 312 lbs.

Amber is bigger than every female kakapo on earth put together.

 

[8008135]

Amber's current weight is heavier than 3 patient's starting weight on 600lb life.

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Don't forget Brandi as well, of the twins Brandi and Kandi. She was 587.9 at her first weigh-in, and while not officially lighter, she was where I suspect Amber actually is right now.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

4 Amberlynns = 1 Mazda Miata

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

A domestic pig