Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[Dutch Courage]

WHICH IS HEAVIER?

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Sameer Prehistorica, the prehistoric Elephant Bird? (seen here in size comparison with a human)

OR:

Amberlynn Reid?

Spoiler: AND THE WINNER IS...

Naw....only kidding.

The real winner is:

...of course!!! Who else ever wins these?

 

[Rotogravure]

Congratulations Amberlynn at your "new weight" of 564 lbs!

You've already surpassed the weight of a female polar bear (330-550lbs) but have a way to go to beat the male (990lbs) but we at Kiwi Farms have faith in you.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Amber weighs as much as one and a half killer whale calves.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Amberlynn weighs more than Harambe.

Amberlynn also weighs more than Cecil the lion.

RIP Harambe..

 

[Mr Snek]

Amberlynn is heavier than 31,198,304 average chicken feathers, each of which weights roughly 0.0082 grams.

 

[Niggernerd]

Amber is heavier
-sumo wrestling champion
-sea cow
-grizzly bear
-a Fiat
- baby T-Rex
-2 crocodiles
-donkey

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Amber is heavier than
80 Crows.
3 Chinese Alligators
40 Pomeranians
1 Llama
22 Watermelons

 

[Spatula]

Amber is heavier than a jar of incel tears.

 

[Rotogravure]

Amber is heavier than a jar of incel tears.

I need a source on this one.

 

[MossCow]

Amber is heavier than 170,000 balloons.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If Al is around 565 pounds, she weighs 1.87 baby African elephants

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

"Next message saved"
"Saturday at 9:24 p.m"

"Sorry, I'm just..... its starting to hit me. Like, ummmm.... a two-ton, heavy thing."

 

[Ambaby]

Amber is heavier
-sumo wrestling champion
-sea cow
-grizzly bear
-a Fiat
- baby T-Rex
-2 crocodiles
-donkey

I'll just leave this here...

List of the heaviest sumo wrestlers - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Arcadia]

Hamberlynn is heavier than an award winning pig at a county fair

 

[Whatthefuck]

I'll just leave this here...

List of the heaviest sumo wrestlers - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Wyświetl załącznik 686751

JFC she's sizing out of Sumo. I can't with this shit.

 

[C3PBRO]

Lol and the sumo in the picture has perkier tits than Amber somehow.

 

[Shiversblood]

Amber is heavier than two adult fat homosexual men on top of each other having anal sex with each other! Burn! Shining a light on weight in the USA.

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

she weighs more than 1/2 a million dollars in one dollar bills

 

[JaneThough]

AL weighs more than 3.7 average South Korean men.

 

[Kiislova]

Amber weights more than TWO Long-beaked dolphins

Spoiler: Big ass dolphin image

Oddly enough, a regular bottlenose dolphin weights around 650 Elbees so, you go girl!

Spoiler: Regular dolphin vs not Amber