Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[CindyChafe]

Amberlynn Reid weighs more than the heart of a Blue Whale. She's sort of shaped like one too.

 

[PiggyPie]

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Amberlynn Reid weighs more than the heart of a Blue Whale. She's sort of shaped like one too.

Wow lol.... but she thinks she looks like a model lol

 

[Sparkletor]

AL is heavier than 3 regular fat people

 

[strawberryjam]

AmberLynn is heavier than:

• 2 manhole covers
• 7.5 tandem kayaks
• 222 large Domino's pizzas
• 165 Katanas

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Amberlynn is heavier than she was this time yesterday

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Amber is heavier than a Harley Davidson Sportster.

...and can't get round corners either

 

[classtrash]

AmberLynn is heavier than:

• 2 manhole covers
• 7.5 tandem kayaks
• 222 large Domino's pizzas
• 165 Katanas

I read this to the tune of 12 days of christmas. Thanks?

To contribute Amber is heavier than 650 cans of soup.
Amber, Becky, and the double d's weigh as much as a 2015 smart fortwo vehicle.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Big AL weighs approximately 350,000,000 grains of sugar or 8,000,000 grains of rice. Her two favorite things to eat.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I read this to the tune of 12 days of christmas. Thanks?

Now I'm reading all the comments to the tune of 12 days of christmas. THANKS!!

On the first day of Valentine’s Day Amber gave to Becky,
Some wax melts from her Bath and Body Works spree.

On the first day of Valentine’s Day Amber was hungry
And so they went out for some sushi

2 rolls for Amber, and Becky doesn’t even like sushi.

On the second day of Valentine’s Amber gave to Destiny,
Some Men’s spray in front of Becky.

On the second day of Valentine’s Day Amber also gave stuff to Rickie
and Eric and Dana but she didn’t give anything to Becky.

Amber got some photos, a carnation that’s a rose,
a chocolate heart from Dana,
and nothing from Eric and Rickie.

 

[Rotogravure]

That got me thinking. Just how many wax melts DOES AL weigh? So a Google search showed me an "average" wax melt package from the Walmarts is 2.5 oz, and there's 16 oz in 1 lb. If we assume (lol) AL is 500 lbs, AL weighs approximately (and assuming I did my math right, which I may not have) 3,200 wax melts

 

[Sparkletor]

Andre the Giant weighed 520 lbs so it's a pretty close match

 

[ricecake]

Andre the Giant weighed 520 lbs so it's a pretty close match

Ambre the Giant!

 

[formerfatcow]

Andre the Giant weighed 520 lbs so it's a pretty close match

He was also 7'4.

A more fitting comparison would be Edward Bright, the fattest man in England at the time of his death in 1750.

At 5'9 and 665lbs (with AL rounding it's basically 500) he had a BMI of 98.2.

AL at 5'2 and 500lbs has a BMI of 91.5.

Andre had a BMI of 47.2.

AL makes Andre the Giant seem small.

 

[AntiphonRhamnousios]

Amberlynn is heavier .... than any of her former selves! (at least when time differential > 3 months)

 

[Barbarella]

Amberlynn is heavier than @Null ’s heart that this thread exists on his forum.

Just barely though.

 

[Rotogravure]

Amberlynn is heavier than @Null ’s heart that this thread exists on his forum.

Just barely though.

@Null should get that checked out. An enlarged heart is dangerous!

 

[Rotogravure]

Sorry for a double post; but I saw this infographic and thought maybe in the spirit of the Winter Olympics something a little different would be fun. We estimate AL's average caloric intake (with 10 calories at a glance ya'll) often, so here's what our Olympic Athletes intake to keep them fueled for their respective sports.

In general, average estimates put AL's daily intake around 3k calories, I believe.

 

[nyankosensei]

Amberlynn is heavier than the Amberlynn from a few days ago

 

[formerfatcow]

Amber weighs over 41 times more than Jyoti Amge, the smallest woman in the world.

 

[Lady of the House]

AL weighs more than 530 15-ounce jars of mayo.