Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[literally low-key]

"I bought these cat ears 8 years ago, so I've had them for a while." Mothers Day 2019

 

[Dax Rambo]

"Cagening"
Her room is very cagening. Like she's in a cage.
They should add that to Webster next year.

 

[Dry Gorl]

More Dictionarlynn:

Photo album = picture frame
Situation = fucking everything

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber: That stupid circle that's in the middle of the avocado!

Destiny: That's the seed.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"I'm in both shoes..like I prefilm videos and watch prefilmed videos"

The fat has started strangulating her brain.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

"I'm in both shoes..like I prefilm videos and watch prefilmed videos"

The fat has started strangulating her brain.

Scientific literature liddurly agrees with that assessment. Also the fatter the worse it gets. So we have something fun to look forward to.

 

[SMALL HOLE]

If I'm not mistaken in her "seeing a psychiatrist" video she said she wanted to "sit on Hawaii"

 

[Cataloons]

Saying "psych" when she really means "psyche". I don't know why this pisses me off so much... oh wait, yes I do, because it's stupid.

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't actually mean psyche.

She used to say "my mental" [my mental health] but NOW she has a psychiatrist see haters that PROVES that she's damaged and sick and a VICTIM.

She switched it to "my psych" ["my psychiatric/psychological problems] because it sounds more serious to her squid brain.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

From her newest video "Reacting to my Cringiest Video" apparently her and a cat named Charlie "took a bond to each other" whatever that means.

 

[Twinkie]

All of my vlogs are in chronicological order

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"excape goat"

 

[A Owl]

"I'm not a cooker" - Trisha Paytas unboxing video

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"Using me as an exscape goat."

-snapchat rant July 2019

 

[literally low-key]

She's on a mood stabilizer. The nurse told her it could cause a DEATHLY rash.

 

[Who Now]

Her unability . From ObesetoBeast clickbait video

 

[Twinkie]

Her unability . From ObesetoBeast clickbait video

90th percentile yall

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

July 19, 2019

"I don't have words to comprehend..."

Comprehension is a function of thinking, not language or expression, you dumb shit.

This bitch's brain stopped forming wrinkles in the 4th grade.

She's literally eaten herself stupid.

 

[FitBitch]

From "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MY LANDLORD SAID"

"Acorn" = pinecone

She's very high IQ you guize.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

HEY GAIZ, LOOKIT ALL THESE TINY ACORNS!