Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[Starve Hamber]

" I'm an unconditional person"

 

[666EVE666]

Pls post this video because I have never noticed that and could use a good laugh.

Another Amberism: "heart palp-you-tay-shunz" AKA heart palpitations

 

[Brod Panis]

Totes normal for an 18 year old to fall in love with a 15 year old

Spoiler: When was World War I?

 

[Empress of Lucite]

"I'm definitely not no Miley Cyrus"

 

[SpokesBottom]

Spoiler: When was World War I?

This is indeed correct. There was a lesser known war World War 0 that took place in the 1910’s, followed by World War Z in the 1920’s. Some forgotten history bombs

 

[Rotogravure]

This is indeed correct. There was a lesser known war World War 0 that took place in the 1910’s, followed by World War Z in the 1920’s. Some forgotten history bombs

:autism: But this reminds me how much I enjoy going on her Younow's and asking her history/current event questions. The payout if she actually answers is always worth it.

 

[666EVE666]

From her YouNow stream yesterday: "You have to do things first to do them."

This gem came from her attempt to explain fixing her brain before her body in regards to weight loss.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

Another Amberism: "heart palp-you-tay-shunz" AKA heart palpitations

Damn, I was gonna put this. But when I hear her say it, I hear "pal-pee-tay-shunz."

 

[Long time lurker]

"My doctor is like, in the medical field"

 

[Donovan the Man]

:autism: But this reminds me how much I enjoy going on her Younow's and asking her history/current event questions. The payout if she actually answers is always worth it.

I wish there was a high light reel of this. I want to ask her if the US ever lost a war.

 

[QueenOfModeration]

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:autism: I read that in a Donald Trump voice because of all the periods.

 

[Brod Panis]

:autism: I read that in a Donald Trump voice because of all the periods.

It’s like she doesn’t know any other punctuation. Of course this was YEARS ago gorl— She’s a profeshunal now.

 

[666EVE666]

"In the current place"

 

[Octomet]

"In the current place"

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It took me a minute to realize that was a red plate and not her stomach.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"After I ate the chili I felt fool, but for me, foolness goes away rather quickly. It sux it's no matter what I eat, it can be something as stupid as a ramen or as filling as a chili."

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

From her literary masterpiece "Scottie"...

"It was the most awkwardest thing"

Also, Hamber's description of the "impressive hospital" in her story...

 

[666EVE666]

"Buf-fett"

From her most recent video, tells Becky she knows she pronounced it wrong and tolls her eyes--classic!

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

"In the current place"

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I swear, if I didn’t know better I would think she’s a genius. It’s really hard to screw around with the English language like she does. Like in this pic, she has the right words but they’re inverted.
She molests the English language.

 

[Malibougie]

From her current weigh in video her goal is to make a “cautious decision”

 

[Long time lurker]

In her latest "what I ate" video, towards the end, she goes on a rant about how soda isn't bad for you since she lost the famous 89lb while drinking 6 (six!!!!) cans of soda a day.

It helped me curb, curve?, curb?(which CC hilariously translates as kirb,kirb, kirb) Grammer.I don't know which one, which word it is. Curb or curve...

I'm beginning to wonder if Amber has some kind of hearing problem. Many of the words she mispronounce are probably words she never read before, but she heard them and still gets them wrong.