African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

[Gimme the skinny]

Well sheboons is totally banned from from my TikTok vernacular

 

[Sicko Hunter]

0:21

 

[pepperjack]

I've seen a few comments wondering why niggers are so stinky, and since I've also noticed they are stinky, I decided to look into it.
A study was done in 2016 named "The Effect of Ethnicity on Human Axillary Odorant Production". And while the study confirmed they are objectively stinky (at least compared to east asians and whites), scientists aren't sure exactly why.

Body odor is caused by volatile organic compounds (vocs), with the two main compounds being:
1. E-3M2H (3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid)
2. 3H3M (3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid).

African Americans create the most E-3M2H and 3H3M compared to east asians and whites.

Spoiler: side note

They also tested eight smaller volatile acids, which influence body order to a lesser degree. Niggers typically scored higher on these as well.

But what specific gene or pathway causes black people to create so much more of these volatile compounds? Scientists aren't sure, and even though they weren't able to tie their odor to a specific gene, in the last paragraph of the study they still say:
"Overall, our findings suggest that an individual’s ethnicity has
a significant impact on human axillary odor production."

And yes, I have tried to find newer research that attempts to find why niggers are so stinky, but I haven't found any.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

The car's owner, talking to the police at the start of the video, is also an idiot.

It's West Palm Beach so definitely an old money Florida Jewish lady. Holy shit, just rambling on about how expensive and unique her car is.

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

I've seen a few comments wondering why niggers are so stinky, and since I've also noticed they are stinky, I decided to look into it.
A study was done in 2016 named "The Effect of Ethnicity on Human Axillary Odorant Production". And while the study confirmed they are objectively stinky (at least compared to east asians and whites), scientists aren't sure exactly why.

Body odor is caused by volatile organic compounds (vocs), with the two main compounds being:
1. E-3M2H (3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid)
2. 3H3M (3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid).

African Americans create the most E-3M2H and 3H3M compared to east asians and whites.

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Spoiler: side note

They also tested eight smaller volatile acids, which influence body order to a lesser degree. Niggers typically scored higher on these as well.
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But what specific gene or pathway causes black people to create so much more of these volatile compounds? Scientists aren't sure, and even though they weren't able to tie their odor to a specific gene, in the last paragraph of the study they still say:
"Overall, our findings suggest that an individual’s ethnicity has
a significant impact on human axillary odor production."

And yes, I have tried to find newer research that attempts to find why niggers are so stinky, but I haven't found any.

Used to work with a few extremely large black guys in various jobs, bar security and the like. Its been my experience that the bucks of this sort just have an inherent musk to them. One was a College D1 defensive tackle. He could very clearly be straight out of the shower and still have that negro stink to him (no shade, he was quite a clean individual and a rare negro that showed up to work on time and did his job). I currently live next door to a family of groids from Africa. The odor they leave as a whole is what I experienced from the college DT x10, it wafts through the general area they inhabit. Repulsive.

 

[man bun rapist]

And yes, I have tried to find newer research that attempts to find why niggers are so stinky, but I haven't found any.

When I worked fast food, I remember one time a jacket was in the break room. Normally you wouldn't care; it was just one of the members who accidentally left their jacket behind. They'll pick it up another time. This time I did care because it smelt like body odour, and that's all you could smell in the break room... We had to throw 6 boxes of drinks away because the BO had clung to the boxes overnight.

My manager just instructed me to throw the jacket away and said that we'd buy them a new one if they complained. Lo and behold, a few days later and the only african nigger in the store was bitching about how someone "stole" his jacket.

The mystery of the smelly jacket and the absent nigger had been solved.

 

[Twix Eatr]

1,000, nigga.

African-American Appreciation Thread - Page 1,000 Recap

At a Glance
Headline numbers for the whole thread.

Metric	Value
Thread duration	6 years, 5 months, 29 days
Total posts	20,048
Total pages	1,003
Unique users	1,411
One-post users	577
Total reactions	221,041
Total words (quoted text excluded)	1,263,130
Busiest day	5/13/2026 — 85 posts from 54 users.
Most posts	@Belisarius Cawl — 1,166 posts.

Charts

Posts By Month
How many posts landed in each calendar month across the thread's whole life. Peaks mark the thread's hottest stretches; valleys are its quiet spells.


Cumulative Posts
The thread's total post count as it grew over time. Steep sections are bursts of activity; flat sections are lulls. The final height is the thread's total size.


Unique Posters By Month
How many different people posted in each month - the thread's breadth of participation, as opposed to raw volume. A tall bar means the month drew a wide crowd.


First-Time Posters By Month
How many people made their FIRST post in the thread each month. Early months are naturally high; later spikes mean the thread pulled in fresh blood (a viral moment, a link from elsewhere).


Reaction Totals
Every reaction type ranked by how many were given across the whole thread. This is the thread's emotional fingerprint at a glance.


Top Posters
The 15 most prolific posters by raw post count. Labels show exact totals.


Longest Posts On Average
The top 15 users by average words per post, quoted text excluded. Only users with at least 3 posts qualify. Each user's total post count is shown next to their name.


Spotlight Reactions By Month
Month-by-month counts for the spotlight reactions. Crossovers show the thread's mood shifting - for example a month where Dumb overtakes Winner.


Reaction Use Over Time
All reactions given each month, stacked by type (top 8 types shown). The total height is the month's overall engagement; each band's thickness is that reaction's share of it.


Positive vs Negative Reactions
Positive reactions (Like, Winner, Informative, Feels, ...) against negative ones (Dumb, Dislike, Horrifying, ...) month by month. Where the lines converge, the thread was at its most divisive; a wide gap means broadly well-received months.


Media Mix
What people actually posted besides text. Attachments are classified by file extension, so an attached .jpg counts as an image and an attached .mp4 as a video.


Posts By Hour And Day
When the thread is alive: post counts by day of week (rows) and hour of day in UTC (columns). Bright cells are the thread's prime time.


Top Link Hosts
The domains the thread links to most. A quick read on where the thread gets its receipts, videos, and outside reading.


Tracked Word Groups
How many posts matched each configured word/phrase group (the regex groups in CONFIG). Edit CONFIG['word_patterns'] to track different themes.


Common Meaningful Words
The thread's vocabulary: top words after removing quoted text, filler words, and folding plurals. Only words used by at least 5 different people count.


Word Cloud
The same common-word data as a cloud: bigger type means more uses. Purely for flavor.


Page Activity
Posts (left axis, blue) and total reactions (right axis, red) for every page of the thread. Pages where red spikes above blue held unusually reaction-heavy moments.


Post Length vs Reactions
Each dot is one post: how long it was against how many reactions it drew. Media-only posts with zero words are excluded so the text-length relationship isn't distorted.


Most Posts Total
The thread's 15 biggest posters. For each: total posts, total reactions received, and - for six spotlight reactions - the count received plus what share of that user's overall reactions it makes up.

Rank	User	Posts	Reactions	Informative	Mad at the Internet	Dumb	Winner	Semper Fidelis	Thunk-Provoking
1	@Belisarius Cawl	1,166	9,419	578 (6%)	9 (0%)	108 (1%)	1,161 (12%)	8 (0%)	287 (3%)
2	@Cuntspiracy Man	844	8,319	163 (2%)	64 (1%)	307 (4%)	515 (6%)	2 (0%)	582 (7%)
3	@The Last Stand	617	4,088	145 (4%)	9 (0%)	101 (2%)	168 (4%)	5 (0%)	200 (5%)
4	@whoishomermynameis	555	4,929	122 (2%)	0 (0%)	27 (1%)	628 (13%)	10 (0%)	79 (2%)
5	@byron	489	9,252	705 (8%)	2 (0%)	45 (0%)	1,215 (13%)	19 (0%)	361 (4%)
6	@Troon_Patrol	426	5,380	515 (10%)	14 (0%)	63 (1%)	560 (10%)	7 (0%)	182 (3%)
7	@moocow	390	3,936	169 (4%)	18 (0%)	30 (1%)	339 (9%)	13 (0%)	125 (3%)
8	@Twix Eatr	363	3,734	320 (9%)	17 (0%)	79 (2%)	497 (13%)	10 (0%)	100 (3%)
9	@The Taco Santo!	357	3,048	260 (9%)	3 (0%)	22 (1%)	223 (7%)	0 (0%)	133 (4%)
10	@DocAwe	313	2,720	64 (2%)	0 (0%)	16 (1%)	163 (6%)	9 (0%)	41 (2%)
11	@Evilronald	309	3,275	79 (2%)	1 (0%)	20 (1%)	173 (5%)	0 (0%)	123 (4%)
12	@Lord Of Shit	307	2,754	72 (3%)	1 (0%)	25 (1%)	152 (6%)	4 (0%)	77 (3%)
13	@Retreaded Tire	267	2,578	111 (4%)	0 (0%)	40 (2%)	447 (17%)	9 (0%)	126 (5%)
14	@barrow greeter	259	4,167	126 (3%)	1 (0%)	4 (0%)	492 (12%)	8 (0%)	80 (2%)
15	@Rick The Stick	237	2,647	31 (1%)	7 (0%)	16 (1%)	214 (8%)	1 (0%)	104 (4%)

User Leaderboards
Top contributors across a range of measures. Each table explains its own rule and any minimum-post requirement.

Longest Posts On Average
Average words per post, with quoted text excluded from every count. A user needs at least 3 posts to appear here.

Rank	User	Avg words/post	Total posts
1	@Briananderson1138	2,087	6
2	@Mr. Suction	953	4
3	@Sedan Hussein	632	3
4	@Dread First	472	7
5	@Birthday Cat	461	7
6	@LemonMice	397	10
7	@Cooked Rabbit	368	3
8	@Perfect Day	362	3
9	@Troon_Patrol	319	426
10	@ephermeral	292	9

Single Longest Post
The highest word count any one user put into a single post (quoted text excluded).

Rank	User	Words	Total posts
1	@Briananderson1138	6,923	6
2	@Twix Eatr	4,260	363
3	@Vriljami	3,912	34
4	@The Hawk Tuah Girl	2,833	17
5	@millais	2,508	21
6	@Troon_Patrol	2,364	426
7	@NoReturn	2,043	21
8	@Dread First	2,008	7
9	@GaryGray	1,953	18
10	@ENDTOPII	1,785	14

Most Total Reactions
All reactions of every type a user's posts collected, added together.

Rank	User	Reactions	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@Belisarius Cawl	9,419	8	1,166
2	@byron	9,252	19	489
3	@Cuntspiracy Man	8,319	10	844
4	@Troon_Patrol	5,380	13	426
5	@whoishomermynameis	4,929	9	555
6	@barrow greeter	4,167	16	259
7	@The Last Stand	4,088	7	617
8	@moocow	3,936	10	390
9	@Twix Eatr	3,734	10	363
10	@Evilronald	3,275	11	309

Best Net Reaction Score
Positive reactions minus negative reactions, totaled across all of a user's posts.

Rank	User	Net score	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@Cuntspiracy Man	6,867	8	844
2	@Belisarius Cawl	6,644	6	1,166
3	@byron	4,425	9	489
4	@Troon_Patrol	4,151	10	426
5	@moocow	3,518	9	390
6	@The Last Stand	2,831	5	617
7	@DoomsdayElite	2,467	12	211
8	@DocAwe	2,426	8	313
9	@Twix Eatr	2,410	7	363
10	@Lord Of Shit	2,404	8	307

Most Posts With Media
How many of a user's posts included at least one image, video, or file.

Rank	User	Media posts	Total posts
1	@Belisarius Cawl	699	1,166
2	@whoishomermynameis	546	555
3	@byron	384	489
4	@The Last Stand	268	617
5	@Troon_Patrol	259	426
6	@Evilronald	214	309
7	@barrow greeter	199	259
8	@Jonah Hill poster	187	222
9	@Twix Eatr	168	363
10	@Retreaded Tire	153	267

Most Links Shared
Total links a user posted across the whole thread.

Rank	User	Links	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@Belisarius Cawl	282	0.24	1,166
2	@Chandelier	267	3	101
3	@Super-Chevy454	184	1	175
4	@byron	174	0.36	489
5	@whoishomermynameis	161	0.29	555
6	@Twix Eatr	152	0.42	363
7	@The Last Stand	120	0.19	617
8	@Troon_Patrol	107	0.25	426
9	@sherwoods110	97	0.75	129
10	@redlenses2112	92	2	38

Highest Reactions Per Post
Average reactions collected per post. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.

Rank	User	Avg reactions/post	Total reactions	Total posts
1	@Fat Black Woman	31	218	7
2	@Fren	29	522	18
3	@Betonhaus	26	469	18
4	@batteredpancakes	26	130	5
5	@Sandnigger Mudhut	24	122	5
6	@gernig	24	219	9
7	@???	24	242	10
8	@Carpalorbit	24	406	17
9	@Hamplanet Fitness	23	116	5
10	@NiggerDeathRay	23	162	7

Most Dumb Received
Total Dumb reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.

Rank	User	Dumb	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@Cuntspiracy Man	307	0.36	844
2	@Carpalorbit	223	13	17
3	@Belisarius Cawl	108	0.09	1,166
4	@The Last Stand	101	0.16	617
5	@Dr Cruel	97	0.54	178
6	@Twix Eatr	79	0.22	363
7	@Troon_Patrol	63	0.15	426
8	@stares at error messages	61	0.35	173
9	@Sayer of the N-Word	51	0.38	134
10	@Alligator Alcatraz	48	3	18

Most Posts With A Dumb
How many of a user's posts got at least one Dumb.

Rank	User	Posts	Total posts
1	@Cuntspiracy Man	136	844
2	@Belisarius Cawl	50	1,166
3	@The Last Stand	42	617
4	@Twix Eatr	38	363
5	@Troon_Patrol	33	426
6	@Dr Cruel	30	178
7	@stares at error messages	28	173
8	@byron	27	489
9	@Retreaded Tire	24	267
10	@Ed Special	22	139

Highest Share Of Posts With A Dumb
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Dumb. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.

Rank	User	Share of posts	Total posts
1	@Carpalorbit	100%	17
2	@The High Prophet of Truth	100%	6
3	@Jesse Nicholas Radin	100%	5
4	@Man at Arms	83%	6
5	@Cloaca Rimjob	60%	5
6	@JeanRob1	60%	5
7	@debristar	55%	11
8	@Konstantinopel Retaker	50%	14
9	@Banditotron	50%	6
10	@soy_king	50%	6

Most Informative Received
Total Informative reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.

Rank	User	Informative	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@byron	705	1	489
2	@Belisarius Cawl	578	0.5	1,166
3	@Troon_Patrol	515	1	426
4	@Twix Eatr	320	0.88	363
5	@The Taco Santo!	260	0.73	357
6	@moocow	169	0.43	390
7	@Cuntspiracy Man	163	0.19	844
8	@The Last Stand	145	0.23	617
9	@Jonah Hill poster	143	0.64	222
10	@Vyse Inglebard	127	0.61	207

Most Posts With A Informative
How many of a user's posts got at least one Informative.

Rank	User	Posts	Total posts
1	@Belisarius Cawl	243	1,166
2	@byron	178	489
3	@Troon_Patrol	151	426
4	@Twix Eatr	106	363
5	@The Taco Santo!	77	357
6	@Cuntspiracy Man	69	844
7	@The Last Stand	65	617
8	@whoishomermynameis	55	555
9	@Retreaded Tire	55	267
10	@barrow greeter	54	259

Highest Share Of Posts With A Informative
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Informative. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.

Rank	User	Share of posts	Total posts
1	@Hamplanet Fitness	100%	5
2	@Soggy paper straw	88%	8
3	@Freshly Baked Socks	67%	9
4	@Shiversblood	67%	6
5	@millais	62%	21
6	@Draza	60%	5
7	@Mister Mint	60%	5
8	@Samuel Fuller	60%	5
9	@prollyanotherlurker	60%	5
10	@glue eater	58%	12

Most Lol Received
Total Lol reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.

Rank	User	Lol	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@whoishomermynameis	839	2	555
2	@byron	377	0.77	489
3	@Garina'sVengeance	372	2	149
4	@Lord Of Shit	355	1	307
5	@Sicko Hunter	281	2	152
6	@DocAwe	231	0.74	313
7	@sherwoods110	222	2	129
8	@Gaystapo	222	3	70
9	@The Last Stand	202	0.33	617
10	@The Great One	201	1	143

Most Posts With A Lol
How many of a user's posts got at least one Lol.

Rank	User	Posts	Total posts
1	@whoishomermynameis	195	555
2	@Lord Of Shit	88	307
3	@DocAwe	71	313
4	@byron	64	489
5	@Retreaded Tire	53	267
6	@Sicko Hunter	52	152
7	@The Last Stand	50	617
8	@The Great One	49	143
9	@Chandelier	46	101
10	@Garina'sVengeance	44	149

Highest Share Of Posts With A Lol
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Lol. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.

Rank	User	Share of posts	Total posts
1	@Clown College 2nd Year	68%	19
2	@Preacher ✝	68%	19
3	@IliterateNerd77	64%	11
4	@foam rolla	60%	5
5	@Breadbassket	57%	7
6	@Gentlebastard	57%	7
7	@corvuscorax	57%	7
8	@fitty tucker	53%	17
9	@Vlad the Implier	50%	18
10	@Core i7-3770K	48%	29

Most Thunk-Provoking Received
Total Thunk-Provoking reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.

Rank	User	Thunk-Provoking	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@Cuntspiracy Man	582	0.69	844
2	@byron	361	0.74	489
3	@Belisarius Cawl	287	0.25	1,166
4	@The Last Stand	200	0.32	617
5	@Troon_Patrol	182	0.43	426
6	@winderson_silva	165	0.75	220
7	@The Taco Santo!	133	0.37	357
8	@Jonah Hill poster	129	0.58	222
9	@Retreaded Tire	126	0.47	267
10	@stares at error messages	126	0.73	173

Most Posts With A Thunk-Provoking
How many of a user's posts got at least one Thunk-Provoking.

Rank	User	Posts	Total posts
1	@Cuntspiracy Man	250	844
2	@Belisarius Cawl	171	1,166
3	@byron	144	489
4	@The Last Stand	123	617
5	@Troon_Patrol	91	426
6	@moocow	74	390
7	@winderson_silva	69	220
8	@Twix Eatr	68	363
9	@The Taco Santo!	67	357
10	@Retreaded Tire	63	267

Highest Share Of Posts With A Thunk-Provoking
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Thunk-Provoking. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.

Rank	User	Share of posts	Total posts
1	@Poppy Brown	100%	7
2	@Chicha Drinker	83%	6
3	@Kyff	64%	11
4	@Geoff Capes Vapes Apes	63%	8
5	@Alex Hogendorp	60%	5
6	@Jesse Nicholas Radin	60%	5
7	@Sandnigger Mudhut	60%	5
8	@ToroidalBoat	60%	5
9	@Althalus	56%	9
10	@American Fatso	56%	9

Most Winner Received
Total Winner reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.

Rank	User	Winner	Avg/post	Total posts
1	@byron	1,215	2	489
2	@Belisarius Cawl	1,161	1.0	1,166
3	@whoishomermynameis	628	1	555
4	@DoomsdayElite	614	3	211
5	@Troon_Patrol	560	1	426
6	@Cuntspiracy Man	515	0.61	844
7	@Twix Eatr	497	1	363
8	@barrow greeter	492	2	259
9	@Retreaded Tire	447	2	267
10	@Jonah Hill poster	437	2	222

Most Posts With A Winner
How many of a user's posts got at least one Winner.

Rank	User	Posts	Total posts
1	@Belisarius Cawl	305	1,166
2	@byron	197	489
3	@Cuntspiracy Man	159	844
4	@whoishomermynameis	132	555
5	@Troon_Patrol	132	426
6	@moocow	116	390
7	@Twix Eatr	115	363
8	@DoomsdayElite	101	211
9	@barrow greeter	96	259
10	@Retreaded Tire	90	267

Highest Share Of Posts With A Winner
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Winner. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.

Rank	User	Share of posts	Total posts
1	@IPman	100%	6
2	@William F. Clinton	93%	14
3	@ChrisIsGay	90%	10
4	@glue eater	83%	12
5	@Lonjil	75%	8
6	@Betonhaus	72%	18
7	@NiggerDeathRay	71%	7
8	@ObeseScreamingBlackMan	67%	6
9	@Point 707	62%	45
10	@Michael McDoesntexist	62%	13

 

[Twix Eatr]

Best And Worst Posters
A composite Poster Score for everyone with more than 10 posts. The formula: 40% net reactions per post (positive minus negative), 25% hit rate (share of posts that got any reaction), 20% positivity (positive vs negative balance), 10% reaction variety, 5% post length. Each part is standardized against the qualifying group, so 0 is average.

Top Posters (Best Scores)
The highest composite scores among qualifying users.

Rank​	User	Score​	Posts​	Net/post​	Hit rate​
1​	@William F. Clinton	1.32​	14​	18.3​	100%​
2​	@Wild at Heart	1.31​	47​	16.6​	100%​
3​	@glue eater	1.22​	12​	18.8​	100%​
4​	@Betonhaus	1.21​	18​	19.4​	100%​
5​	@Michael McDoesntexist	1.13​	13​	15.8​	100%​
6​	@Kola	1.09​	33​	15.2​	100%​
7​	@Kapros	1.06​	13​	16.6​	100%​
8​	@Fapcop	1.01​	16​	14.9​	100%​
9​	@Rootless Cosmopolitan	0.99​	91​	13.1​	100%​
10​	@DeeDee Megadoodoo	0.97​	116​	13.6​	100%​

Worst Posters (Lowest Scores)
The lowest composite scores among qualifying users. Ranked from worst upward.

Rank​	User	Score​	Posts​	Net/post​	Hit rate​
1​	@p0e	-3.95​	11​	-10.6​	82%​
2​	@Carpalorbit	-3.63​	17​	-20.8​	100%​
3​	@The Decimator	-1.78​	16​	-0.5​	94%​
4​	@BlaireWhitesBottom2	-1.73​	27​	1.9​	81%​
5​	@debristar	-1.73​	11​	-4.6​	100%​
6​	@TractorGirl	-1.69​	16​	4.1​	81%​
7​	@TURBONIGGERKIKE	-1.53​	14​	2.1​	86%​
8​	@W00K #17	-1.5​	45​	-3.2​	100%​
9​	@KingNothing	-1.41​	11​	1.9​	91%​
10​	@Cherry Milk	-1.38​	17​	3.5​	88%​

Reaction Post Winners
The single posts that collected the most of each spotlight reaction. Post numbers link straight to the post.

Most Informative On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Informative reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.

Rank​	Post	User	Informative​	Total​
1​	#23806691	@batteredpancakes	35​	65​
2​	#23941456	@The Taco Santo!	31​	37​
3​	#20160358	@Breadquanda.	29​	46​
4​	#17755712	@Womble of Wimbledon	28​	45​
5​	#23830649	@Meiwaku	28​	37​
6​	#23764933	@DeeDee Megadoodoo	27​	35​
7​	#22270956	@byron	26​	48​
8​	#24461361	@Cherry Eyed Hamster	26​	48​
9​	#24491197	@Throwing Romans	26​	34​
10​	#24741731	@Pierre D'Olnique	25​	37​

Most Thunk-Provoking On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Thunk-Provoking reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.

Rank​	Post	User	Thunk-Provoking​	Total​
1​	#23611861	@Vyse Inglebard	26​	71​
2​	#20159252	@Betonhaus	18​	47​
3​	#19898882	@Turquoise	18​	34​
4​	#22619322	@Spud	17​	42​
5​	#19328806	@Fren	16​	49​
6​	#22913798	@DeeDee Megadoodoo	15​	47​
7​	#22057508	@byron	15​	35​
8​	#23435489	@Osama Bin Laden	15​	26​
9​	#19413526	@STARS158	14​	44​
10​	#12146729	@Ponzo	14​	35​

Most Winner On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Winner reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.

Rank​	Post	User	Winner​	Total​
1​	#5836620	@ForgedBlades	66​	100​
2​	#5836614	@Leonard Helplessness	57​	159​
3​	#24591792	@byron	41​	61​
4​	#9357108	@You Bastard Guy	39​	81​
5​	#21404153	@Fren	37​	79​
6​	#8263853	@Jet Fuel Johnny	35​	78​
7​	#21395659	@W00K #17	35​	65​
8​	#22719695	@barrow greeter	35​	58​
9​	#23756986	@byron	34​	59​
10​	#5836579	@millais	33​	81​

Most Lol On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Lol reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.

Rank​	Post	User	Lol​	Total​
1​	#23429192	@Vriljami	57​	72​
2​	#23921065	@Preacher ✝	55​	62​
3​	#24464585	@byron	45​	72​
4​	#23672175	@Curse of the Sonichu	42​	67​
5​	#23441750	@whoishomermynameis	36​	60​
6​	#24447630	@Paleolithic Nigga	35​	44​
7​	#24493123	@gernig	34​	54​
8​	#24370119	@Clown College 2nd Year	34​	46​
9​	#24717870	@Clown College 2nd Year	33​	39​
10​	#24583356	@Gaystapo	31​	38​

Most Dumb On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Dumb reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.

Rank​	Post	User	Dumb​	Total​
1​	#19245674	@Carpalorbit	31​	48​
2​	#19278883	@Carpalorbit	25​	34​
3​	#19247375	@Carpalorbit	22​	39​
4​	#24875995	@Alligator Alcatraz	22​	29​
5​	#6044221	@Mike Stoklasa	20​	57​
6​	#20292685	@Sayer of the N-Word	19​	42​
7​	#19279343	@Carpalorbit	19​	27​
8​	#23577354	@Doctor PooPoo Head	18​	24​
9​	#23478169	@Belisarius Cawl	16​	32​
10​	#22784144	@Arquebusier	16​	28​

Widest Reaction Range Posts
The posts that drew the largest variety of DIFFERENT reaction types. The last column lists every reaction the post received with its count. Post numbers link to the posts.

Rank​	Post	User	Types​	Total​	Reactions received
1​	#5836535	@???	12​	116​	(42), (34), (25), (4), (2), (2), (2), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1)
2​	#6044221	@Mike Stoklasa	12​	57​	(20), (9), (7), (6), (3), (2), (2), (2), (2), (2), (1), (1)
3​	#7415481	@Myzsterious Mizster Jones	11​	63​	(25), (13), (8), (4), Deviant (3), (3), (2), (2), (1), (1), (1)
4​	#5889979	@Wendy Carter	11​	60​	(22), (15), (12), (2), (2), (2), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1)
5​	#6661059	@absent father	11​	56​	(29), (9), (5), (5), TMI (2), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1)
6​	#22783461	@Arquebusier	11​	42​	(12), (10), (6), (3), (2), (2), (2), (2), (1), (1), (1)
7​	#9390520	@Jordi El Nino Polla	11​	32​	(8), (7), (4), (3), (2), (2), (2), (1), (1), (1), (1)
8​	#20478693	@Insalubrious	11​	31​	(14), (5), (2), (2), (2), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1)
9​	#24708358	@Lord Of Shit	11​	24​	(7), Deviant (4), (3), (2), (2), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1), (1)
10​	#5836614	@Leonard Helplessness	10​	159​	(57), (35), (29), (13), (8), (6), (4), (3), (3), (1)

Quote Leaders
Quote counts are DISTINCT people: one person quoting the same post five times counts once. Self-quotes are excluded.

Most Quoted Posts
The posts quoted by the most distinct other users. Post numbers link to the posts.

Rank​	Post	Author	Page​	Distinct quoters​
1​	#24487775	@IliterateNerd77	908​	10​
2​	#24464585	@byron	904​	10​
3​	#20934180	@horseorigin	363​	10​
4​	#22155587	@74164978231	531​	9​
5​	#19245674	@Carpalorbit	205​	9​
6​	#21025378	@byron	374​	9​
7​	#24491197	@Throwing Romans	910​	9​
8​	#22328795	@whoishomermynameis	562​	8​
9​	#22704917	@barrow greeter	632​	8​
10​	#19285411	@Carpalorbit	210​	8​

Most Quoted Users
Whose posts were quoted by the most distinct other users overall.

Rank​	User	Distinct Quoters​
1​	@byron	207​
2​	@Belisarius Cawl	191​
3​	@Cuntspiracy Man	185​
4​	@The Last Stand	158​
5​	@Troon_Patrol	143​
6​	@whoishomermynameis	133​
7​	@barrow greeter	101​
8​	@moocow	101​
9​	@Evilronald	97​
10​	@Rick The Stick	92​

Most Active Quoters
The users who quoted the most distinct posts written by others.

Rank​	User	Posts Quoted​
1​	@Belisarius Cawl	993​
2​	@Cuntspiracy Man	874​
3​	@moocow	450​
4​	@byron	420​
5​	@The Last Stand	412​
6​	@Troon_Patrol	395​
7​	@Twix Eatr	366​
8​	@Lord Of Shit	340​
9​	@The Taco Santo!	251​
10​	@DocAwe	246​

Top Conversations
The strongest back-and-forths: which user quoted which other user the most times.

Rank​	Quoter	Quoted	Times​
1​	@Cuntspiracy Man	@byron	79​
2​	@Cuntspiracy Man	@Belisarius Cawl	50​
3​	@byron	@Cuntspiracy Man	41​
4​	@The Last Stand	@byron	40​
5​	@The Last Stand	@Troon_Patrol	40​
6​	@Belisarius Cawl	@byron	38​
7​	@Cuntspiracy Man	@Troon_Patrol	38​
8​	@moocow	@The Last Stand	37​
9​	@Troon_Patrol	@The Last Stand	33​
10​	@byron	@Belisarius Cawl	32​

Common Meaningful Words
The thread's most-used words. Quoted text, filler words, and plural duplicates are removed, and a word only counts if at least 5 different people used it. 'Users' is how many distinct people used the word.

Rank​	Word	Uses​	Posts​	Users​
1​	black	7,548​	3,799​	651​
2​	nigger	6,843​	3,801​	540​
3​	white	5,323​	2,833​	498​
4​	time	2,491​	1,823​	403​
5​	shit	2,057​	1,567​	377​
6​	year	2,050​	1,398​	320​
7​	fucking	1,746​	1,270​	300​
8​	video	1,731​	1,321​	338​
9​	back	1,520​	1,193​	326​
10​	right	1,377​	1,088​	286​
11​	african	1,173​	834​	290​
12​	police	1,168​	739​	197​
13​	women	1,156​	787​	237​
14​	take	1,153​	911​	249​
15​	fuck	1,143​	917​	297​

Tracked Word Groups
The configurable regex groups, with what they ACTUALLY matched: the top variations and how much of the group's total each one accounts for. Everything past the top variations is rolled into one row.

George Floyd
161 total matches from 69 users. The variations below are what the regex actually caught in the text.

Rank​	Variation	Instances​	Share of group​
1​	floyd	161​	100%​

Nigger
7,389 total matches from 563 users. The variations below are what the regex actually caught in the text.

Rank​	Variation	Instances​	Share of group​
1​	nigger	3,853​	52%​
2​	niggers	3,294​	45%​
3​	nigs	126​	2%​
4​	nig	116​	2%​

Sheboon
249 total matches from 91 users. The variations below are what the regex actually caught in the text.

Rank​	Variation	Instances​	Share of group​
1​	sheboon	182​	73%​
2​	sheboons	59​	24%​
3​	she-boons	5​	2%​
4​	she-boon	3​	1%​

Post Milestones
Who made each 1,000th post. Position is counted in strict post-ID order over the scraped posts; posts deleted before the scrape are not counted, so numbering can differ slightly from the forum's live counter.

Milestone	User	Post	Date
#1,000	@Colonel Gaddafi	#12400618	7/10/2022​
#2,000	@Troon_Patrol	#17457335	1/5/2024​
#3,000	@generic sauce	#18583926	6/12/2024​
#4,000	@barrow greeter	#19193065	8/27/2024​
#5,000	@Evilronald	#19595438	10/18/2024​
#6,000	@Troon_Patrol	#20205060	12/31/2024​
#7,000	@Martys_not_smarty	#20744105	3/4/2025​
#8,000	@Xavier Renegade Angel	#21301190	5/2/2025​
#9,000	@Tingle	#21666314	6/10/2025​
#10,000	@Twix Eatr	#22016040	7/18/2025​
#11,000	@Apustajan apustaja	#22247940	8/14/2025​
#12,000	@DeeDee Megadoodoo	#22550927	9/18/2025​
#13,000	@Modelo Chelada Especial	#22777035	10/17/2025​
#14,000	@moocow	#23055010	11/23/2025​
#15,000	@synthetic_glazer	#23385097	1/7/2026​
#16,000	@Turquoise	#23767586	2/21/2026​
#17,000	@The Un-Clit	#24153622	4/5/2026​
#18,000	@TerminalBlueIce	#24448817	5/8/2026​
#19,000	@Dr Cruel	#24724113	6/11/2026​
#20,000	@moocow	#24932267	7/7/2026​

Biggest Thread Lulls
The longest silences between consecutive posts, and who finally broke each one.

Rank​	Gap	Silence ended	Revived by	Post
1​	54 days	5/16/2020 8:53 PM	@MrJokerRager	#6487031
2​	41 days	10/6/2022 5:33 AM	@MrJokerRager	#12999146
3​	29 days	11/19/2020 12:19 AM	@IPman	#7778000
4​	23 days	6/26/2021 4:55 PM	@MrJokerRager	#9307503
5​	22 days	11/3/2022 9:36 AM	@Spud	#13151720
6​	21 days	1/20/2021 12:54 AM	@The Last Stand	#8167683
7​	20 days	12/12/2020 4:27 PM	@The Last Stand	#7938919
8​	19 days	6/4/2023 5:21 PM	@12(b)(6)	#16376073
9​	14 days	3/28/2021 2:34 AM	@MrJokerRager	#8632310
10​	13 days	2/6/2022 5:08 PM	@BluntyBitch	#11111735

Thread Veterans
The earliest arrivals still on the books: users ordered by the date of their first post in the thread.

Rank​	User	First post	Total posts​	Total reactions​
1​	@???	1/9/2020	10​	242​
2​	@The Last Stand	1/9/2020	617​	4,088​
3​	@ybardia	1/9/2020	1​	37​
4​	@Monika H.	1/9/2020	8​	157​
5​	@BONE_Buddy	1/9/2020	1​	34​
6​	@Spiteful Crow	1/9/2020	2​	68​
7​	@millais	1/9/2020	21​	337​
8​	@The Pink Panther	1/9/2020	1​	17​
9​	@Leonard Helplessness	1/9/2020	1​	159​
10​	@ForgedBlades	1/9/2020	50​	1,072​

Fallen Soldiers (Banned Users)
Users whose posts carry the banned flag in the scrape, with their activity in this thread.

Rank​	User	Posts​	Total reactions​	First post	Last post
1​	@Meiwaku	30​	643​	2/27/2024	3/14/2026
2​	@Raging Capybara	23​	253​	1/6/2022	9/10/2025
3​	@Count Grishnackh	20​	231​	6/4/2024	7/30/2025
4​	@AnsemSoD1	8​	65​	6/19/2024	7/11/2025
5​	@Fat Camp Intern	7​	56​	4/11/2026	6/7/2026
6​	@The High Prophet of Truth	6​	57​	9/29/2025	9/30/2025
7​	@Eddie Riggs	6​	31​	1/31/2025	8/4/2025
8​	@David Kirk Ginder	6​	26​	5/24/2024	8/24/2024
9​	@Sandnigger Mudhut	5​	122​	4/16/2025	5/25/2025
10​	@Dojima's Dragon	5​	94​	11/26/2021	4/29/2024

Highlighted Posts
Posts the source system flagged as highlighted or awarded, ranked by total reactions. Post numbers link to the posts.

Rank​	Post	User	Type	Total reactions​
1​	#23725542	@sunky	award	104​
2​	#9357108	@You Bastard Guy	award	81​
3​	#21404153	@Fren	award	79​
4​	#8263853	@Jet Fuel Johnny	award	78​
5​	#18506118	@barbie meat	award	74​
6​	#23429192	@Vriljami	award	72​
7​	#24464585	@byron	award	72​
8​	#23611861	@Vyse Inglebard	award	71​
9​	#19296233	@Stasi	award	67​
10​	#23672175	@Curse of the Sonichu	award	67​

Honorary Dontavius Enward Washington Award
UWith the most sophisticated part of the analysis, factoring in over two dozen variables, every person's posts ITT were assessed with stylometrics. After factoring in dozens of data points, the code selects the person ITT most likely to secretly be a you-know-what.

*drumroll*

Spoiler

Congrats @Null and thanks for the website.

I know there's a few errors in some of the analysis, but I'll have to fix them next time on the 2,000th page. Cheers, Farmers.

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

Damn, here I thought I was being an arch racist but FACTS & LOGIC have shown that not to be the case. I hereby resolve to be even more of a nigger hater in the 2nd half of 2026 and beyond.

 

[moocow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HfNRNtaP0JQ

lol well technically speaking with them out of business everybody's banned from Spirit Airlines now. Rare nigger W though to actually score a coveted Actual Ban™ from Spirit though while they were still operating though.

Top Posters
The 15 most prolific posters by raw post count. Labels show exact totals.

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