African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

[Twix Eatr]

I have a theory that the ATF intentionally lets the ghetto blacks get away with illegally having firearms/illegally modifying them like with the Glock auto switches. Reasoning is 1) they don't feel like getting shot trying to confiscate them, and 2) ghetto blacks mostly shoot each other, so the ATF is hoping the problem solves itself.

No real proof, just an educated guess.

I saw some clip of former police/SEALs, I think, and they were saying something like this. I tried finding it, but couldn't. They were specifying that it would be a legit firefight.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I'm sorry, what in the fuck did you just say? It's "gay" to wash your fucking asshole?

Only if you enjoy it.
Or you wash it with semen. Which would be pretty gay.

For all the feminist bleating about "toxic masculinity", well, THERE IT IS. This is seriously how these people think.

Question which seems to fit here, with the general-lack-of-hygiene theme:

I cannot help but noticed that the niggers portrayed in those awesome Tyrone comics are always shown with long, ragged, neglected fingernails. Is this too an accurate representation? I never get close enough to check.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

"Don't do anything, just walk away. Also I would totally [do something] and not just walk away."

Bullshit. Always carry. Shoot the nigger for threatening your fucking kids. No one who threatens your children deserve to live.

My point was that the smart move is to remove your kids from the situation and make sure they're safe above all else. The nigger brain reaction is to pull out a gun and possibly get in a fucking shoot out with some schizo nigger over ice cream.

Edit: to throw a parallel you're the same as the scoons saying karmello Anthony was justified in stabbing Metcalf because he felt threatened lol.

 

[break these cuffs]

Question which seems to fit here, with the general-lack-of-hygiene theme:

I cannot help but noticed that the niggers portrayed in those awesome Tyrone comics are always shown with long, ragged, neglected fingernails. Is this too an accurate representation? I never get close enough to check.

Yes, the stereotype of black people not clipping their fingernails has been accurate at least from what I've seen online. It's about as ubiquitous as circling birds imo. There aren't many black people in my area and the ones who are around are generally respectable blue collar types. I haven't noticed it much with them, thought it is true on occasion, and I'm not going to any of the nearest urban hellscapes to check there.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I find their meme about white people “smelling like wet dogs” to be projection, because I’ve been around more than a few melanated individuals who smell like damp, sweaty mold. Likely because many of their hairstyles, especially the natural or “protective” ones, involve very little regular washing. Even standard hygiene is wash hair once a week at most, or rinse it with vinegar to kill the Petrie dish growing on their scalp. That’s not even getting into the bacteria and fungus that grows under fake nails, wigs, and extensions. For the ghettoest among them, BBLs reportedly smell horrific.

If you’re female and look for things like skincare advice on YouTube, you will inevitably run into videos made by black women about how to properly wash one’s rancid coochie with titles like “what your mother never taught you about personal hygiene”. The neglectful single welfare queens out there apparently have more important things to do than teach their daughters how to shower correctly. I’m sure their fatherless sons are getting even less direction on proper grooming.

But they use washcloths, so checkmate yipipo.

If you meet a white person who chronically smells bad they are almost always one of the following: neckbeards, homeless or someone suffering from mental illness. If you meet a black guy who stinks it's just a black guy. This is how I view it.

 

[David Floyd George]

If you meet a white person who chronically smells bad they are almost always one of the following: neckbeards, homeless or someone suffering from mental illness. If you meet a black guy who stinks it's just a black guy. This is how I view it.

Don't forget euros. There's a pretty large % of them that thinks the occasional shower is more than enough.