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[Otterly]

years of only shaving below the knee had taken its toll on Rebecca…

 

[Carnavoyeur]

apparently this is Balenciaga and it's only $460 on walmart.com, in case you're interested and also too lazy to cut arm holes into a used denim skirt from Goodwill.

 

[Otterly]

It’s unisex, Brian… says so on the label

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've never claimed to understand Art, but those wolves are definitely fucking.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

BYOS? Medfags, would a doctor actually accept this?


POV: you are a 16 piece family meal from KFC

 

[Aunt Carol]

Product is reasonable; it's a rat trap. Not entirely clear on the bundle being offered, though.

 

[Just A Rat]

That certainly went to unexpected places at the end there! I’m not strictly against the idea of bedazzling my humane rat trap; not sure if my father would have been into it though.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

pinterest keeps linking me gay porn shit no matter how many times i tell it to fuck off

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Now I am become Rudolph

Bergdorf strikes again with the most unwearable bullshit imaginable. Of course they're Balenciaga!

What is this look? 70s disco hooker? Wild Fable is Target's juniors brand and I cannot picture a current day teenage girl actually wearing this.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Note that this is a completely unlicensed Kentucky Fried Chicken keycap set.

 

[RefreshingPotatoChip]

I got this on Pinterest and thought it was nikocado at first

 

[Aunt Carol]

Look at the far left.

Finally, you can buy a wax seal that depicts a wax seal.

 

[Otterly]

BYOS? Medfags, would a doctor actually accept this?

Hell no, they need to have the one that’s barbed, far too large and chill it in liquid nitrogen first.