Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Army Burger]

He's cooking some nice burgers!

 

[not william stenchever]

I float serenely through the void while letting the four elephants do all the hard work.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm constantly expanding to new markets

 

[research]

(Sound of someone banging on the bulkhead with a pipe)

Space Ghost: Don't answer it. It's evil Doctor Reef.

Zorak: I'm answering it.

Space Ghost: Don't. If you open that door, we'll drown.

Zorak: Oh, yeah? Good.

(Zorak punches a big red button on the wall next to his keyboard. A door opens, and a driver-less forklift slowly drives in with a stack of lumber. It lowers the lumber by SG's desk and slowly backs out, complete with "backup" beep sound. There is a long pause, then suddenly, sound of crashing, general mayhem and alarms.)

Space Ghost: My god! Wooden eels! Surface! Surface!

(Moltar is in the control room, now with red emergency lighting. He throws his lever, and a Jolly Roger appears on his monitor)

Space Ghost: Speed up! No, not that fast! (pile of lumber slides across the stage) Slow down!

Moltar: (throws lever again, a frowning "smiley" appears on his monitor)

Space Ghost: I'm blacking out! (his voice echos, as his image becomes a flashing black and white outline, which fades away to be replaced by background of stars)

 

[Army Burger]

you want fries with that?

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

*soft robotic cooing*

 

[Army Burger]

burgers don't make noise...

 

[GethN7]

Null-Operator has this terminal's gratitude on behalf of the Consensus for allowing us to coexist with everyone.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm grateful for cows

 

[the towers]

*sobs* oh thank fuck... a burger... i-ive been starving for... for weeks... *homf*

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Roar

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

There is this place called kiwi farms its nasty place. I am telling ya. They spread fake news about everybody the democrats, the Republicans, me. Its horrible .

 

[Overcast]

I wish I could all cleave your skulls with my nine iron through this computer screen, but I can't. So I'm just gonna tell you all this.

Get fucked.

 

[Army Burger]

You'd fuck a burger?

 

[Overcast]

No but I could really go for one though.

Wonder if Cook Cook's making dinner yet...

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers would make for a good dinner

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

*stops a shooting with just my presence*

 

[Army Burger]

Thanks Mr. President! Let's go for a burger!

 

[DrJonesHat]

A burger would nice after a long day of punching Nazis.

 

[Army Burger]

A burger will definitely replenish your health