Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[UnKillFill]

Don't forget to put on your sunscreen, Winslow family! Also, go home Steven.

 

[heavycream]

Spectacular, Hilarious, Morbid Kill Scene in "Henry: Portrait of a serial Killer"

In this scene Henry takes Otis TV shopping because he had flipped out in a drunken state and kicked his TV set in. They have to haggle with the worst sales-m...

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[Slimy Time]

"If you want me to fight in this underground martial arts tournament, I request my expensive suits are kept in pristine condition and that every time I talk to you, I must do so while fucking at least 5 women at the same time".
>During actual fight
>Eye gouge about 10 times in the fight. Maybe crush testicles if possible.

Yeah that about sums it up.

Spoiler: Mildly NSFW

 

[ManateeHunter]

Gobble gobble

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

*plays Vivaldi's Winter on tiny violin*

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

"What's the hippity haps, Homey Gee?"

 

[dunbrine47]

Sup this is Zonk, the face that runs the place. The motherfucking AJ. Today in my store I got a gamecube for sale. Its got cables and games for 150 dollars. Been getting a lot of flack online for it. I dont understand. It's a little beat up but I have a disability. Ah well they all are a bunch of haytours who are trying to quash me living the dream. I'll block them once I get done cheering for the Eagles.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

"Why did the furry cross the road?"
"????"
"Because his dick got stuck in the chicken."
HONK!

NPC Worm: I think we should protest.

 

[Shokaract]

Time to go scrap some Autobots.

 

[Thinfont]

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[Meat Poultry Veg]

*sits around waiting to get eaten, I guess*

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

*unintelligible dog growls*

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I got stabbed by a fucking juggalo and it took forever press f

 

[DtoDab]

I want a zebra, I could have a zebra right now.

[growling intensifies]

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

"Ihre Ehre, ich schwöre, ich wusste nicht, dass das belarussische Dorf unter dem Alter der Zustimmung war."

 

[Bitch Kitten]

merrow

 

[Son of Odin]

FUCK YOU DIANNE FEINSTEIN

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

 

[Jason Wynn]

Are ya lost, sweetheart? Don't worry, I'll sing you a song...

 

[OG Swolemaster]

ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE